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Jen Littlebottom ([info]dwarfjen) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-08-08 13:38:00


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Something that is not HP, shock and awe!
(From [info]wank_report, thanks mousie!)

Somebody posts on GAFF about some bad Matrix fic or other.

The author strikes back by spamming LJ's with UR JUST JEALOUS messages.


I just wanted you to know that me and my friends had a great laugh about those topics - and especially about your passion about wasting your time on such a childish negativity.

Geez you people have nothing better to do that flaming a young successful girl. I guess that a 40-year-old professional commercial artist just cannot stand a 24-year-old model with looks and brains and attitude - and success.

Well, too bad. I win.

*laughing all the way to the bank*

I rest my case.

Ciao.


(There was apparently another one here, since deleted but running along the same lines, with I guess that a practising Catholic just cannot stand another 24-year-old Catholic model and Graphic Designer with looks and brains and attitude - and success, I might add.)

There's also something incomphrehensible about people should dedicate themselves to charity instead of making fun of people on the internet. She also posts here, which leads to two pages of accusations of jealousy, virginity, nerdity, and, bizarrely, cult membership:


The truth is that I recently discovered that I happen to know those freaks - they did it because they belong to a Matrix cult in which I was in myself this winter (yes I was naïve to let myself being sucked in such stupid things) but fortunately got away from it.

Now, this cult's leaders and their followers have sworn to make my life a living hell because I left them.

It's a Matrix cult with two leaders who claim to be Neo and Trinity (yes they are 100% serious) and they claim to be searching for peace and enlightenment.

People who claim to be searching for peace and enlightenment generally don't have the time to flame fanfiction. But then we already see the exaples that enightenment and peace are not really what this cult is trying to achieve.

They have harassed me ever since I left their cult this April. They have also harrassed a great deal of other people, so I am not the only one.



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[info]mouseybrown
2005-08-08 04:20 pm UTC (link)
I appologise if my previous comment was a bit harsh. I was tired and not concentrated.

Obviously the Tropicana orange juice defence ...

As someone said once - bad popularity is still popularity.

This was someone for whom English was not a first language.

If I could get a penny from every jealous/envious human, I would be a rich girl today.

No, you'd perhaps have a shiny nickel if you're really lucky. So don't go spending it all at once, honey.

I would hate for any of those little brats to confront me face to face because I would make them cry with my words alone.

Yes. Fear me, fear my ninja typing skills! I have the lingual dexterity of a mountain goat and the verbosity of ten thousand, highly trained samuraii warriors.

It's nice to see that the dingbats have a place where they can hang out, plait each other's hair and convince themselves that they're special.

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(no subject) - [info]linzee, 2005-08-09 06:26 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]notjo, 2005-08-09 10:57 am UTC

[info]aerobot
2005-08-08 04:39 pm UTC (link)
That thing about giving money to charity wins points for the sheer WTFness alone. Seriously. O_o;

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[info]carlanime
2005-08-08 04:52 pm UTC (link)
This morning, the Al-Quaida made new terror threats to London and United States. How many more people will have to die? When will this madness end?

Wait, GAFF is a terrorist organization now?

Today in this world, we are too egocentric – we think about our own well-being before the well-being of others. We are so busy with reaching the top of Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs that we forget those who are helpless, those who are left behind.

Her Maslow is pastede on yay. Either that, or she thinks people should somehow share the love self-actualization.

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(no subject) - [info]theamazingrando, 2005-08-08 07:36 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]dark_puck, 2005-08-08 09:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]made_by_kali, 2005-08-08 08:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-08-08 10:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - thebitingfaery, 2005-08-09 10:26 am UTC

[info]loonylupinlover
2005-08-08 05:14 pm UTC (link)
I'm rather amused that they seem to be assuming every member of GAFF is a 35-year-old fat male virgin. Last time I checked, GAFF was about 90% female. But hey, who said earth logic was a necessity? I mean, this is the Matrix we're talking about! Anything, including Agent Smith falling deeply in love with a human, can happen, right?

...right?

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-08-08 10:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rustybitch, 2005-08-09 03:08 am UTC
(no subject) - thebitingfaery, 2005-08-09 10:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]notjo, 2005-08-09 11:00 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-08-10 08:54 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-08-08 05:15 pm UTC (link)
"The truth is that I recently discovered that I happen to know those freaks - they did it because they belong to a Matrix cult in which I was in myself this winter (yes I was naïve to let myself being sucked in such stupid things) but fortunately got away from it.

Now, this cult's leaders and their followers have sworn to make my life a living hell because I left them."

The Awfult Truth: GAFF is a cult, and the Site Guru really is a guru! O_o

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[info]skarrow
2005-08-08 05:16 pm UTC (link)
The truth is that I recently discovered that I happen to know those freaks - they did it because they belong to a Matrix cult in which I was in myself this winter (yes I was naïve to let myself being sucked in such stupid things) but fortunately got away from it.


GAFF is a Matrix Cult? Wait, I was part of GAFF, I missed the cult. I thought we were Tilly's breast slaves.

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(no subject) - winterfox, 2005-08-08 06:58 pm UTC
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(no subject) - winterfox, 2005-08-08 11:14 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2005-08-09 02:29 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-08-10 03:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]skarrow, 2005-08-10 04:50 am UTC

[info]alina_kalime
2005-08-08 05:41 pm UTC (link)
I don't really have anything to add to the crazy. I just wanted an excuse to use a Matrix icon. :3

*thinks for a minute*

Isn't this the chick who think she's possessed by Agent Smith or something?

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(no subject) - [info]alina_kalime, 2005-08-08 05:41 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]mydocuments, 2005-08-09 06:59 am UTC
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Re: FYI; beware of the bgm - [info]alina_kalime, 2005-08-10 03:21 pm UTC

[info]chaimonkey
2005-08-08 05:48 pm UTC (link)
This morning, the Al-Quaida made new terror threats to London and United States. How many more people will have to die? When will this madness end?

Distracting from idiocy with an emotional appeal. I smell a Republican!

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(no subject) - [info]dark_puck, 2005-08-08 06:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2005-08-08 06:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dark_puck, 2005-08-09 01:28 am UTC
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(no subject) - thebitingfaery, 2005-08-09 10:30 am UTC

[info]dragonkit
2005-08-08 06:34 pm UTC (link)
She keeps saying that she doesn't care. But it's obvious that she cares oh so much.

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(no subject) - [info]mouseybrown, 2005-08-08 08:03 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-08-08 06:40 pm UTC (link)
Oh, yea, I'm part of GAFF. That was a fun one. Question. I really wanna join this but I need a code? Does anyone have one?

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(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2005-08-08 10:24 pm UTC

[info]fuzzypink
2005-08-08 07:28 pm UTC (link)
You know I was looking on the net for magic spells for speedy karmic retribution. In their case, I would only use it if it became neccessary.

And these are the people who think the GAFFers need to get out more?

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(no subject) - [info]dwarfjen, 2005-08-08 07:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-08-08 08:50 pm UTC

[info]ultimate_cin
2005-08-08 08:54 pm UTC (link)
If she's such a beautiful, successful model/graphic designer.....

...where does she find the time to write fanfic?

And better yet, how does she have so much time to keep posting about how much she doesn't care about being flamed??

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(no subject) - [info]alina_kalime, 2005-08-09 01:53 am UTC

[info]theamazingrando
2005-08-08 09:56 pm UTC (link)
Is she actually a model? Like, one who gets paid to pose for advertisements or fashion shows? And not one of those people who just own their own domain and posts pictures of themselves?

I'm genuinely curious. I tried Google search on her name found nothing but DevArt (or SheezyArt) profiles, fanfic links, and message boards.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-08-08 10:35 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2005-08-09 04:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eilan, 2005-08-09 05:21 pm UTC
Bahahaha! Points to her for a sense of humor. - [info]issendai, 2005-08-09 06:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-08-10 04:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]stinkwrinkle, 2005-08-09 12:26 am UTC
(no subject) - tourette, 2005-08-09 12:36 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]dwarfjen, 2005-08-09 10:52 am UTC
OT, But... - [info]darkeyes, 2005-08-09 05:23 am UTC
Re: OT, But... - [info]theamazingrando, 2005-08-09 06:23 am UTC
Re: OT, But... - [info]darkeyes, 2005-08-09 10:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-08-09 05:24 am UTC
(no subject) - thebitingfaery, 2005-08-09 10:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]drworm, 2005-08-09 11:30 pm UTC

[info]teruhiko
2005-08-09 12:33 am UTC (link)
Geez you people have nothing better to do that flaming a young successful girl. I guess that a 40-year-old professional commercial artist just cannot stand a 24-year-old model with looks and brains and attitude - and success.

That's funny, I seem to only be detecting one of those things, and that thing isn't 'looks', 'brains' or 'success', by the way. Especially 'brains.' People who claim to have an 'attitude' are usually just using that as an excuse for their rudeness, anyway. How come such people always assume that the people who are supposedly 'jealous' of them are middle-aged somethings? They're not the only twentysomethings on the net. The place is full of them.

I hate it when people try to make themselves look good by plugging a load of charity links. Giving links to charities is all well and good, but what are the chances she's actually donated anything to any of them? Anyone can write up a simple link and tell other people to donate.

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(no subject) - [info]teruhiko, 2005-08-09 12:35 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]teruhiko, 2005-08-09 04:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nekoneko, 2005-08-09 04:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]teruhiko, 2005-08-09 04:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nekoneko, 2005-08-09 05:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]drworm, 2005-08-09 11:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]akairis, 2005-08-09 11:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2005-08-09 04:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-08-09 03:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]teruhiko, 2005-08-09 03:43 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-08-09 09:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]akairis, 2005-08-09 11:25 am UTC
We now break for a Calvin and Hobbes moment. - [info]issendai, 2005-08-09 06:19 pm UTC
Re: We now break for a Calvin and Hobbes moment. - (Anonymous), 2005-09-20 11:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-08-09 09:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]notjo, 2005-08-09 11:12 am UTC

[info]issendai
2005-08-09 12:59 am UTC (link)
Is the GAFF Matrix cult a sort of cut-rate Scientology for people too obscure to rate real Scientology?

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(no subject) - [info]crowdog66, 2005-08-09 01:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]issendai, 2005-08-09 01:51 am UTC

[info]mister_terrific
2005-08-09 01:04 am UTC (link)
We have GOT to set up a Deathmatch between this loon and The Countess. Winner takes on Lee Goldberg.

Mister Terrific
Defender of Fair Play

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(no subject) - [info]teruhiko, 2005-08-09 01:25 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-08-09 09:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]teruhiko, 2005-08-09 09:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]alina_kalime, 2005-08-09 01:49 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-08-09 01:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]alina_kalime, 2005-08-09 01:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eilisliana, 2005-08-09 06:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladybirdsleeps, 2005-08-09 10:13 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-08-09 03:29 am UTC

[info]crowdog66
2005-08-09 01:53 am UTC (link)
*is mildly impressed that this little dust-up actually made F_W*

That said, and since it's made it this far... wow. I must admit I'm impressed with the sheer amount of bluster, bragging, insulting, and "can't we all just get along?" simpering that Selina Enriquez has been able to pull off in so remarkably short a time. It's not often that I get to study such a thing up-close and personal.

I'm particularly fond of her persecution complex:

The truth is that I recently discovered that I happen to know those freaks -

Meaning what? Those of us on GAFF? *scratches head*

they did it because they belong to a Matrix cult in which I was in myself this winter (yes I was naïve to let myself being sucked in such stupid things) but fortunately got away from it.

Now, this cult's leaders and their followers have sworn to make my life a living hell because I left them.


... hee hee hee! *wipes tears of merriment from eyes* Oh, dear. Give me a moment. Ah... thank you.

After reading the above, it took me a few minutes of hard thought to finally come up with what the connection must be in Ms. Enriquez's mind. However, the poor girl is seriously dazed and confused if she thinks that either myself or Matrix Refugee, the person who started the "Tango With An Agent" thread on GAFF, have anything much to do with her previous associates on LiveJournal (which she apparently hung out with because she believed she was "soul bonded" with and channelling Agent Smith); presumably this is the "Matrix cult" she's referring to. One member of that particular LJ community is on my Friends list -- I find his posts interesting, hence their inclusion -- and that, folks, is about the extent of that. To suggest that I am formally affiliated with them raises conclusion-jumping to the level of an Olympic sport. Then again, I think it's fairly obvious that Ms. Enriquez has had plenty of practice in that particular field.

I gleefully await any future developments. Popcorn, anyone?



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(no subject) - [info]badger, 2005-08-09 06:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]notjo, 2005-08-09 11:16 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-08-09 06:45 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-08-09 02:30 am UTC (link)
just a small, bitchy comment-
her modelling photos freak me out. She looks really butch and scowly.

That will be all for now. May the wank live long and prosper!

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-08-09 05:15 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-08-09 03:14 am UTC (link)
U SHUD DEDACAYT UR TIME N EFFRT 2 CHARTEE N NOT MAYKIN FUN UV PPL

PS U SUK N I LAFF @ U HAHA


dear sweet sanity, THIS is one of the reasons why I left christianity. If you look closely at all, you see the hypocrites come out the woodwork.

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[info]sashenka
2005-08-09 04:30 am UTC (link)
Nothing says success like "I write fanfic on the internet".

And clearly all dorks are virgins, except... wait! Almost every gamer I know is into hardcore kink and is vastly oversexed.

Oh, and... why is there a Matrix cult? *hides*

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(no subject) - [info]notjo, 2005-08-09 11:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sashenka, 2005-08-09 12:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]notjo, 2005-08-09 12:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sashenka, 2005-08-09 10:41 pm UTC

[info]platypus
2005-08-09 04:41 am UTC (link)
Wow. The wanking! The whining! The incomprehensible typos! The misplaced superiority! That woman's community is so far beyond parody, it's become a thing of pure, misspelt beauty.

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[info]drhikari
2005-08-09 06:43 am UTC (link)
I appologise if my previous comment was a bit harsh. I was tired and not concentrated. And now I feel compelled to give you this enlightening ad.

Please save the wankers.

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(Anonymous)
2005-08-09 07:34 am UTC (link)
Well, too bad. I win.

You know, when I saw that, I immediately thought of that Family Guy quote:

PETER: You know, I can be uncompetitive if I want... in fact, I'm the least competitive! So I win.

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[info]lunarei
2005-08-09 08:20 am UTC (link)
I hate The Matrix................ >

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(no subject) - thebitingfaery, 2005-08-09 10:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2005-08-09 04:37 pm UTC

thebitingfaery
2005-08-09 10:35 am UTC (link)
Talk about childish, egocentric rants. Wow.

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