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slackerbitch (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} slackerbitch) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} fandom_wank,@ 2005-08-09 22:19:00 |
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| Current mood: | Snoopy-Dancing |
It's not me! It IS me! You killed my dog! Oh, STFU and hand me the perfume.
BPAL is love. My life for Cheshire Cat! Oh, yeah. Here, have some wank.
Now, in a prior wank, we had someone by the name of wildchild4006, aka WildChildWalksWithWolves (try saying that five times fast). She was accused of selling diluted oils, accused of selling BPAL decants for a profit, and accused of tacking "MM" onto every conversation she had, short for "Merry Meet." (That last one isn't wrong, just really annoying.)shantih makes a group post warning BPALers away from WCWWW, who promptly exits stage right.
Enter jetblackamber. JBA shows up right around when WCWWW fades out, and even sympathizes with poor, victimized WCWWW. Offers to help her with the sick dog she's raising money for.
After a couple weeks, JBA starts posting swap/sale posts of her own. Hmmm. JBA has many of the same things to sell that WCWWW did. And a similar manner of speaking.
... You all see where this is going, right?still_serenity posts about her suspicions that JBA and WCWWW are cousins, identical cousins - er - or rather, the same person.
JBA insists that "You girls really need to learn some damned manners" and that everyone is being awful to her poor newbie self.mollymoon, being level-headed, wants verification, so this isn't just a "witch hunt", and offers to forward PayPal receipts from JBA to a third party so that they can be compared against PayPal receipts from WCWWW.
Knowing she's about to be outed, JBA fesses up to the sockpuppetry, telling Molly that she is, in fact, WCWWW - which is her Indian name, no less - but that she changed her LJ name and subsequently lied about it because the people on this forum are against her. (No explanation yet on why she felt the need to have a conversation with her own sockpuppet.)still_serenity announces that - surprise, surprise! - the Paypal names match.
JBA of course shows up to wank, but the smart money says she'll vanish and reappear in a few weeks with another username. Possibly ukiltmydog or not_wcwww.
Some highlights:
"Because you wanked and didn't buy my oils, I couldn't get a vet for my sick dog."
"If you're mad that I delete comments, then, I'll copy and paste them here!"
"And then the bunny chick joins in over the old amber bottles that I had."
"Wait, who's the bunny chick? Am I the bunny chick?"
"No, no, I'm the bunny chick." (So then - who's the walrus?)
"Also, working in legal. Slander is a word."
Wank. It's so educational. Pretty soon I won't need dictionary.com any more.
