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James V. Licorice (inthenoise) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-08-12 12:54:00
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Current music:Morcheeba: Aqualung

Nothing Good Ever Comes from Abusing Photoshop.
Once again, slash involving real people is creepy and uncalled for, as "Ted-Drakness" seems to be out to prove.

I remember this fanbrat from another account they had on DeviantArt. That was back in the day when they called themselves a girl. They're a boy now. Obviously, they made something up at some point in time, but I'm not sure if I wanna find out what.

However, that's not half as amusing as their screen name. Somebody was trying to spell "darkness" but messed up and decided to run with it, probably under the assumption that we wouldn't notice.

In any case, they're obsessed with Mmy from Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, and to a lesser extent, Mmy/Nny slash. While that's irritating by itself, it's not really wank-worthy. What makes in wank-worthy is that Jhonen Vasquez, the real person who created the comics, keeps popping up in the lusty fan things (art is too strong a term for anything drawn in Paint), to be bullied and have randy butt sex with everyone.

Here's some vaguely recent Jhonen things.
And here.
And some old-ass things.

Then there are solitary things of Jhonen, being tortured by Filler Bunny and showing everyone his poorly drawn ass, but I'd rather not get into that.



Trent Reznor shows up for some HAWT dude-on-dude buttsecks with Dillon (Dillon is from JtHM, Trent is not). Well, it kinda resembles Trent...

Quick! Name a member of NIN that's not Trent Reznor!

Nothin' says lovin' like wordy explanations filled with poor grammar and spelling trying to justify out-of-character smut.

And while I'm still here, there's a scary mpreg too. Well, scarier than normal mpregs.

Baby, or bizarre tumor?


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(Anonymous)
2005-08-12 08:18 pm UTC (link)
their love worms were taken, put in a lab created egg (so that the baby would be theirs and have only their two make up's and no one elses) then stuck into Johnny's tummy along with a man made organ possible to house the baby and let it grow in his tummy, one that would let Nny live and function like a normal man and that could be removed when the baby's born obviously by c-section. good enough explination

I can't decide which is scarier. This or that Harmonian fic where Harry knocked up Mrs. Granger by accident.

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[info]jat_sapphire
2005-08-12 10:27 pm UTC (link)
I don't want to imagine anything scarier than "love worms."

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(Anonymous)
2005-09-10 07:02 pm UTC (link)
Accident? What, did he trip or something?

-Livilla on LJ

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[info]krazycat
2005-08-12 08:44 pm UTC (link)
And the wank is where?

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(Anonymous)
2005-08-12 08:56 pm UTC (link)
I was afraid I was going to be the first one to say it.

I mean, I 'know' Ted and he's certainly gotten himself into some loud yelling wanks, but this is not [info]bad_art.

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[info]narcissam
2005-08-12 08:59 pm UTC (link)
This looks like good stuff for GAFF. I'd take it there.

But it's not wank, imho.

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[info]drworm
2005-08-12 09:17 pm UTC (link)
And GAFF already gots it.

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[info]soy_latte
2005-08-12 09:02 pm UTC (link)
Creepy? Probably. Wanky? No.

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[info]ruby_tuesday
2005-08-12 09:52 pm UTC (link)
I'm seeing the stupid and the scary. But what I'm not seeing is the wank.

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[info]emlan
2005-08-12 10:24 pm UTC (link)
I'm not sure what I'm looking at.

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[info]belafarinrod
2005-08-12 10:29 pm UTC (link)
So, uhm, the wanking here would be your entire post? Or what?

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[info]eljuno
2005-08-12 10:32 pm UTC (link)
Once again, slash involving real people is creepy and uncalled for

Not that you're anything but an unbiased reporter of wank, of course...

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(Anonymous)
2005-08-12 11:27 pm UTC (link)
*high fives* Sing it, sister.

Now. Where did I leave that Viggo/Sean story?

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[info]speshulduck
2005-08-12 10:50 pm UTC (link)
I see GAFFers uncovering tiny bits o' wank with the "he's homo!" "he's not!" argument, but you? Not so much.

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crap
[info]stinkwrinkle
2005-08-12 10:51 pm UTC (link)
Nothing's worse than settling in for some hot hot action and getting grudge wank in return.

Hopefully you'll come back to defend yourself and we can really get shit going.

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Re: crap
[info]phosfate
2005-08-13 12:16 am UTC (link)
*sporfle*

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[info]sabinelagrande
2005-08-12 11:52 pm UTC (link)
The only wanking likely here is by Ted-Drakness, and it's not the interesting kind.

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[info]elzezuk
2005-08-12 11:54 pm UTC (link)
Well the RPS debate is usually wankworthy... you know, when people are actually hotly debating RPS instead of just commenting that "Trent looks hot in that picture!"

"Once again, slash involving real people is creepy and uncalled for"

Oh the wank's in your post - well shit and I wasted all that time clicking on the links you provided.

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[info]sidewinder
2005-08-12 11:57 pm UTC (link)
Better luck bringing some actual wank next time.

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[info]drworm
2005-08-13 03:39 am UTC (link)
Hehehe... what a delightfully appropriate icon!

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[info]o_o
2005-08-13 12:26 am UTC (link)
Thank you for this amazingly objective critical review of someone's fanart.

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(Anonymous)
2005-08-13 02:00 am UTC (link)
oh man this chick is crazy. back when sheezyart was operational, she posted mmy and frylock slash.

she also thinks that anyone who doesn't slash mmy with nny is OUT TO GET HERRRRRrr. i lived with a jthm fan for a while, they dubbed this chick 'that crazy toast girl.' dunno why though.

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[info]dwarfjen
2005-08-13 02:01 am UTC (link)
Dear inthenoise,

Thank you for submitting a wank to [info]fandom_wank. Although we are not able to give personalised feedback because of the volume of submissions, it is likely that you are recieving this message because you are being mocked for one or more of the following reasons:

[ ] We can smell a grudge wank from a mile off.
[X] You have mistaken this community for [info]marysues, [info]tws_support, or GAFF.
[ ] You accidentally posted on 'eat your own' day.
[X] Your personal opinions are getting in the way of the funny.
[ ] The post would be better suited to [info]i_wank, [info]otf_wank, etc.
[ ] You are wanking in comments.
[ ] The Hive Vagina told us to.

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[info]lucky13
2005-08-13 02:10 am UTC (link)
Once again, slash involving real people is creepy and uncalled for

Considering the sheer number of f_wers who are also RPSers, I have no idea what kind of reaction you thought you were going to get to a statement like that...

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[info]gorogoro
2005-08-13 03:30 am UTC (link)
According to her userinfo she's had an account here for months. You'd think that given that, she'd not only know that there are RPS fans around but also what wank is and what it isn't. I'm calling just plain stupid on this one.

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[info]tetsuki
2005-08-13 02:21 am UTC (link)
Once again, slash involving real people is creepy and uncalled for

I think it's time to quote Sir Ian McKellen again:

"I am not well acquainted with slash but find nothing harmful in sharing fantasies about favourite characters or their interpreters. Within the context of such sites even Real Person stories seem unobjectionable as they are clearly fictional."

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[info]ruby_tuesday
2005-08-13 03:15 am UTC (link)
I'm not even an RPSer and that strikes me as amazingly cool.

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[info]eljuno
2005-08-13 04:24 am UTC (link)
You gotta love Alex Kapranos (from Franz Ferdinand) as well...

"I think it’s brilliant. It’s really, really funny. And I like that sort of thing cause it means that there’s people who have imagination who are inspired by your personality and the things that you’ve done, so it’s a good thing," he says. "There’s absolutely nothing wrong with fictionalizing a genuine character as long as you make it clear that you are fictionalizing, which I think all that slash stuff does. I think it gets dangerous when people start believing that those things are actually true, and I think for the obvious majority of people that that’s not going to be the case. There are a few people who get crazy obsessed and start imagining they’re having relationships with people that they don’t have relationships with. That sort of thing’s a little bit frightening, but I think that’s very rare."

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[info]tetsuki
2005-08-13 05:54 am UTC (link)
*loves* ....I think I'll fangirl crazily over him just because of that. :D

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[info]teruhiko
2005-08-13 09:34 am UTC (link)
Alex is great. I remember finding that article for the first time and thinking "OH MY GOD YOU OWN EVEN MORE THAN BEFORE."

*uses somewhat appropriate icon*

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[info]adora_spintriae
2005-08-13 04:38 am UTC (link)
That just makes me love him that little bit more.

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[info]sashenka
2005-08-13 03:00 am UTC (link)
Whether or not it's wank, it still makes me question my will to go on.

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[info]tangentialone
2005-08-20 01:08 am UTC (link)
*nods, shudders, renews vow to stay the fuck away from that fandom*

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(Anonymous)
2005-08-13 03:12 am UTC (link)
Mpreg makes me sad. Please, please never ever let it touch my fandom.

Other than that? Eh.

-- st_tabularasa/Cordi

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[info]dreamtoday
2005-08-13 03:17 am UTC (link)
you know, i looked for the wank here, but then i got bored and decided to go write Trent Reznor/Jhonen Vasquez fic instead.

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[info]greenling
2005-08-13 03:41 am UTC (link)
I remember this fanbrat from another account they had on DeviantArt. That was back in the day when they called themselves a girl. They're a boy now. Obviously, they made something up at some point in time, but I'm not sure if I wanna find out what.

Well, that or they figured out they are/aren't trans of some variety.

Just sayin'.

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The only thing wanky in this whole thing is you...
[info]adora_spintriae
2005-08-13 04:39 am UTC (link)
This is not the wank you're looking for. Move along. Move along.

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Re: The only thing wanky in this whole thing is you...
[info]elzezuk
2005-08-15 11:00 pm UTC (link)
Aww the kitty is laughing. That makes me smile. I love your icon.

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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2005-08-13 01:34 pm UTC (link)
You should have said "first wank, so be gentle". You have only yourself to blame.

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[info]lunarei
2005-08-15 08:31 pm UTC (link)
That whole site made me ill.

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