Nothing Good Ever Comes from Abusing Photoshop.
Once again, slash involving real people is creepy and uncalled for, as "Ted-Drakness" seems to be out to prove.

I remember this fanbrat from another account they had on DeviantArt. That was back in the day when they called themselves a girl. They're a boy now. Obviously, they made something up at some point in time, but I'm not sure if I wanna find out what.

However, that's not half as amusing as their screen name. Somebody was trying to spell "darkness" but messed up and decided to run with it, probably under the assumption that we wouldn't notice.

In any case, they're obsessed with Mmy from Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, and to a lesser extent, Mmy/Nny slash. While that's irritating by itself, it's not really wank-worthy. What makes in wank-worthy is that Jhonen Vasquez, the real person who created the comics, keeps popping up in the lusty fan things (art is too strong a term for anything drawn in Paint), to be bullied and have randy butt sex with everyone.

Here's some vaguely recent Jhonen things.
And here.
And some old-ass things.

Then there are solitary things of Jhonen, being tortured by Filler Bunny and showing everyone his poorly drawn ass, but I'd rather not get into that.



Trent Reznor shows up for some HAWT dude-on-dude buttsecks with Dillon (Dillon is from JtHM, Trent is not). Well, it kinda resembles Trent...

Quick! Name a member of NIN that's not Trent Reznor!

Nothin' says lovin' like wordy explanations filled with poor grammar and spelling trying to justify out-of-character smut.

And while I'm still here, there's a scary mpreg too. Well, scarier than normal mpregs.

Baby, or bizarre tumor?