I Hate Everything About You
So Bulbagarden, a nice Pokémon message board (where I work) opened the Bulbapedia a few months ago to serve as an encyclopedia of all things Pokémon.

But all is not well in Bulba Town.

Being a Wiki, anyone can add to the Bulbapedia. Which leads to obvious problems. Today we meet one of those problems. Meet Pikachu Fan Number Nine.

Once he joined, he started making nonsensical edits to articles. They've been reverted now, but Ketsuban saved some of them on a Talk page, which I shall link for you here.

Some mods don't like PFNN's edits and tell him so on his User Talk page, which yields him telling one mod "Hey evkl, I got 4 words for you: Fuck Off And Die" and then blathering about football for ten paragraphs.

And oh, he hadn't forgotten Ketsuban. He went over to her User Talk page and told her, in a heading titled You have just made a new enemy that "I just saw that you tampered my pages. I know you from SPPf, but I'm not a user there. And if it's one more thing I hate, its Anti-Pokeshippers--like you!!! From now on, leave me the FUCK alone" before going on about unrelated video games.

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	pokecheck 2005-08-18 01:03 pm UTC (link)
	plus Yu-Gi-Oh, in ancient times, was played with real monsters that are similar to Pokemon This SO made my day. (Reply to this)

	(Anonymous) 2005-08-18 01:13 pm UTC (link)
	Well, he mmay have done it in a stupid wanky way, but he did have a point about those "cultural references"... (Reply to this)

	ianthefira 2005-08-18 02:01 pm UTC (link)
	...Ohio again? Heh. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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(Anonymous)
2005-08-18 11:00 pm UTC (link)
Word. Death by a hail of water bottles and mobiles phones is the least of it, really.

/bitter ~~football, damn it~~ soccer fan
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(Anonymous)
2005-08-18 11:01 pm UTC (link)
Mobile. I kin speek Ingliss gud.
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(Anonymous)
2005-08-19 01:02 am UTC (link)
I live in Ohio. T_T
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ianthefira
2005-08-19 02:19 am UTC (link)
Aww...
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annabelle_lee
2005-08-19 10:56 am UTC (link)
Cheer up, emo kid. At least you don't live in New York.
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ninja_stripper
2005-08-19 03:22 am UTC (link)
... And I just moved here. XD
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yamashitaaki
2005-08-20 02:02 am UTC (link)
*sigh* Why, Ohio, must you be filled with SO MANY LOONIES?

(( And I live here. Add another loony to the list. ))
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dracothelizard
2005-08-18 07:59 pm UTC (link)
"Meowth's Personality-based off Muttley from the classic cartoon "Wacky Races""

I have yet to see Meowth snigger constantly.
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inara
2005-08-18 08:21 pm UTC (link)
That's a traumatic image.
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hypno_jango
2005-08-18 08:48 pm UTC (link)
plus Yu-Gi-Oh, in ancient times, was played with real monsters that are similar to Pokemon

Shonen Jump: Not Just Dumb Fun But Educational Too!

Meowth's Personality-based off Muttley from the classic cartoon "Wacky Races"

Come on, everyone knows the Japanese Muttley is Gil from Ruin Explorers.

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cairea
2005-08-18 09:32 pm UTC (link)
.. yes! I've been saying that for years and no one's ever agreed with me. *sulk*
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(Anonymous)
2005-08-18 08:53 pm UTC (link)
And if it's one more thing I hate, its Anti-Pokeshippers--like you!!!

...Pokemon shipping still exists?...
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blackjackrocket
2005-08-18 10:23 pm UTC (link)
Like you would not BELIEVE
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(Anonymous)
2005-08-19 03:25 am UTC (link)
Thank god I left that fandom.

For HP.

I am a sucker for punishment.
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(Anonymous)
2005-08-19 08:01 pm UTC (link)
I'm afraid to ask, but what the crap do they ship?

mainguy/that one chick ?

or is it in the

mainguy/pikachu ?

or like

mainguy/Jenny ?

or

Jenny/Jenny/Jenny/Jenny ?

type shipping. the possibilites are nearly endless, and I HAVEN'T BEEN SCARRED TODAY, DAMMIT.
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(Anonymous)
2005-08-19 08:01 pm UTC (link)
ARGH. Ignore bads lanugage. I were in AP Lit. XP
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blackjackrocket
2005-08-19 10:44 pm UTC (link)
Anything and everything. Ash/Misty, Ash/Gary, Archie/Maxie, Pikachu/bottle of ketchup, Brock/the wooden sausage he whittled in one episode...

yeah.
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ketsuban
2005-08-19 02:14 am UTC (link)
Aww, I have my very own enemy! =D
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theladyfeylene
2005-08-19 06:22 am UTC (link)
I so read 'Bulba Town' as 'Vulva Town'. And in relation to Pokemon.... *goes to bleach brain*.
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akairis
2005-08-19 09:15 am UTC (link)
So is it filk time? No, wait, "won't you take me to Vulva Town" is just too wrong, sorry.
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(Anonymous)
2005-08-19 11:09 am UTC (link)
Uh Oh, I'm from Philly. I'm more likely to support the Eagles. I think I'm in trouble.

*RUNS*
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annabelle_lee
2005-08-19 11:16 am UTC (link)
Holy non-sequitors, Batman! ~~ahgawd, don't kill me. IT HAD TO BE SAID.~~
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(Anonymous)
2005-08-20 10:51 am UTC (link)
Ahahahaha POKEMOPOLIS REPRESENT MOTHERFUCKERS

i know ketsuban from back in the day
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