Bi-sexual and Bi-lingual Pegasus Wank-tasy here!
Ah, old school anime wank is precious. Specially if it's Saint Seiya wank. I haven' seen StS wank THIS good since a certain online shop specialized in StS stuff got bitched at for supposedly staling merchandising, many years ago...

Get your Babelfish ready and COME WITH MEEEEEEE!

Enter holymegasaint, member of the saintseiya community in LJ. She posts spoilers without lj-cuts, posts only in Spanish without translating, and is heterosexist in the "ZOMG I LOVE HET AND YAOI/YURI ARE WRONG! way.

So... Non-wanky? Wait!

She "writes" an essay in Spanish about a certain Virgo Shaka, Gold Saint and Fan Bait Extraordinary. One of the StS comm members, however, soon notices that it's just the translation of another essay, which is originally in English..

People call her thief. She delets the comments. The author of the original essay waltzes in...


Original comments are in Spanish, but here you have translations by Yours Only.

Sweetprince: Do you like what I write?

HolyMegaSaint (HMS):
Yes, I do!
I'm sorry if I said it was "mine", but telling truths I said that for myself JL only to see the reactions of the people in here.

Well, at least I can translate and that's good, since my stepdad and my stepbrother (I'm adopted) always say I'm a brute and a good-for-nothing coz I'm watching Jap cartoon or from elsewhere.
Or that I'm so not like the other girls who dress well, have perfect bodies, have boyfriends (or many) and go out to get plastered.
ell, I'm going ot, in fact that I saw that article in another page and not the one that other fangirl showed me, since when I saw it again it didn't ahve the bibliography.
Well, I liked the essay and that's why I translated it, and I also added some other stuff on my own, since that's my sign and, after Hades, shaka is my second favorite.
Shame that Shaka's given a bad fame as a fag! >:-(
As I said, I saw that around...2 years ago in a page, but dunno if it's the same one. Finally, i'm sorry, I put it in my LJ only to get attention from some people, if you want go and take the stuff I added as extra.



Yes, i'm keeping the bad grammar and the lack of capitals.

HMS:
i didn't delete so many evidences, because I'm also giving apologies to the Sweetprince girls, though i dunno if she also speaks english,.

yes some of the first thingies you saw in my diary are, but ALL that I write/translate is, and yes, I translate some stuff on sobre los plagios, even when it seems that "everything i do" is plagiarism, telling truths is not, and my friend checked up the grammar.
but it's okay, i won't do it again.
but I did it all out of despair.
about my lack of grammar and all, okay i'm no good.
but only because you have good grammar and writing skills all "perfect", it doesn't mean you can write "perfect" ss or megaman yaoi shit.
and even if it's not plagiarism what you write about them, evne then it's not original since ss and megaman does NOT belong to you.
original would be to have you wriing homosexual tales about characters invented by you, and NOT taken from anime or videogames coz they're pretty, are best friens or enemies that hate each other.

She says it's the last time. But it is NOT. There's a sort-of Spanish test about Saint instincts... which is a silly tweaking from a Spanish test about dogs.

And Spanish fans are now calling on her.

Of course, she banswhoever dares to criticize her, then insults him/her/it. (Spanish link, I'm just too tired to translate.

For the love of Athena, Odin, Poseidon, Lucifer, Eris, Ares and/or Hades, PLEASE someone stop this bitch. She's 25 and has the mentality of a rude, bitchy, and spiteful little girl.

Edit n°1:
Bookworm-e reminded me of these little jewels. Thank you!

First: A Poem about Myself. Only that I wasn't the one who wrote it - I actually used Enigma lyrics and thought no one would notice. And I also throw some more shit at yaoi when 'provoked'.

Second: What a pretty song by Eddie Reader. Of course i'll translate it and try to make it pass as mine! Silly me!

ZOMG the st00pid burns.

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Edit n° 2:

darknightrain translates her own Words of Wisdom!


For further enjoyment of the wank.

From http://www.livejournal.com/users/holymegasaint/4895.html?thread=9759#t9759 with crappy grammar and everything. *having fun*


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ok, i did the same with this.
yes it's very wrong what i do, but it's also very bad to take characters from an anime or game that are NOT gays and put them in homosexual stories no matter how "perfect" is your spelling or grammar.

besides that they have NO sense, unlike the official gays stories (like clamp, anne rice, night walker,etc) because they have intersting things or an intersting story behind the homosexuality.
but that DOES NOT happen with "ss" or "megaman" yaoi fics, besides they don't go with the original story itself at all.

ok i won't do those plagiarisms again, but i wish i could say the same about the yaoi fandom and that only yaoi fan fics of stories that ARE like that would be written or that are original of the same fanatics.

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amedarknight: Re: ok, this is plagiarism too

yes it's very wrong what i do, but it's also very bad to take characters from an anime or game that are NOT gays and put them in homosexual stories no matter how "perfect" is your spelling or grammar.

Girl, people can write whatever they want as long as the idea is of their own intellectual property. What you are doing is STEALING and that's got no justification whatsoever.

besides that they have NO sense, unlike the official gays stories (like clamp, anne rice, night walker,etc) because they have intersting things or an intersting story behind the homosexuality.

How do you know? How much yaoi or yuri fanfiction have you read to be able to judge? Because from what you say, the only 'phobic' here is you and with such a tiny criteria, I highly doubt you're in any position to give your opinion.

I wish you'd stop deleting the comments and didn't have banned me, because that only confirms your immaturity, but anyway, don't worry, we kept the comments saved and the band doesn't stop us from commenting here.

-darknightrain



And one more, from http://www.livejournal.com/users/holymegasaint/2010.html?thread=6874#t6874

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darknightrain:

Instead of spending so much time criticizing "the fanes" you should do something about yourself and stop plagiarizing stuff already.

At least us, "the fanes" who write YAOI and YURI and not "natural relationships" know how to write properly and don't go around stealing other people's things.


Edit n° 3:

BAH-LEETED COMMENTS HERE! In both Spanish *and* English. Image-heavy. Thanks to bookworm_e and inupr0n for everything!

FIRST BATCH. Essay on Shaka comments

and

SECOND BATCH. How to Train you Saint

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Edit n° 4: MORE FORMERLY DELETED COMMENTS COME BAAAAAACK FROM THE DEEEEED! N°1 and 2 in Spanish and n°3 in English.

ALL the posterior bitching in the Train your Saint post. Complete with Mary Sue jokes and jokes about fangirlism.

ALL the posterior bitching in the Shaka essaypost

This happened when she posted the translation of the Train your Saint shit at the Saint Seiya comm.