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Allison ([info]allison) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-08-25 00:42:00


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Artist Wank
This is a little old and it requires that I declare Craig Mullins a fandom unto himself. If you're a digital artist and you've been online for any amount of time you've probably heard of him. But if you haven't this is no talentless BNF. This guy is the real deal--working on movies and video games as a conceptual artist. Even if his work doesn't run to your taste here isn't much you can say against Craig Mullins.

Unless you're Mr. Nipples.

(Seriously, the wank started the moment this guy called himself Mr. Nipples and then attempted to take himself seriously.)

The wank is scattered throughout the site as it's an online gallery with comments on each page for each piece. If you browse the galleries look for anything with technology in it. Mr Nipples takes that as his queue to wank as furiously as possible. (But then again who doesn't at the site of anything technological?)


From this Page
In which mr nipples has no imagination.
again one problem its literal application im sorry but giant robots make no sense on the battlefield a well made mine can put the thing entirely out of comission plus the mass natural phenomena that is our stride is to difficult to michanically maintain in a state of battle want to know more about such a designs actual application e-mail me

In which mr nipples responds to his fans
george lucas send me a virus you will have youre balls to the wall with a firestorm scc if you even know what that is prick angry little ignorant prick hes a concept artist do you know what the fuck that is a concept is only good if it makes sense in its media application and what im saying is its application is flawed a giant robot is to easy to destroy and to hard to maintain and operate remember concept =application

In which Joe puts things succinctly.
take a fucking hint mr. nipples you thick-headed basterd shut the hell up

In which david gets to the heart of the matter
mr nipples..... what about that pryterion level 6 gamma clear photon shield he has around him? I hear that takes a blast of 6000 giga tons before it dissapates. My point is this robot is cool and you don't know what its equipped with.



From this Page
In which mr nipples gets a might bit peeved.
hate it now i see youre a classical artist not a concept artist theres a difference us real concept artists can see through to find that you dont have an original idea in youre head feng zhu now thats a real artist i hate because these dumbasses love you

In which mr nipples is really a good artist! Really!
feng zhu just wait for my site to go up i swear i have hurt fo my art much more than anyone before me ill be great because unlike you i have replaced actual life with the life in my head if you only knew watch me i am different my narrowmindedness is my gift i dont just eccept todays art saying its great i hate it because its not perfect im diffent im sorry i come off so ignorent and angry i only want better things for the future of design ps feng zhu the century has only begun

In which CB puts it best.
Mr Nipples is a tit. Great work Craig.



Imma go back to fangirling Mullins now. *drool*



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[info]nekoama
2005-08-27 03:34 pm UTC (link)
Wank? What wank?

*is ded of pretty pictures*

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(no subject) - [info]so_long42, 2005-08-27 03:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]palabradot, 2005-08-27 08:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]palefire, 2005-08-28 01:37 am UTC

[info]emlan
2005-08-27 03:35 pm UTC (link)
Mr Nipples needs to learn how to use punctuation marks.

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(no subject) - [info]pope_shane, 2005-08-27 03:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-08-28 01:57 am UTC

[info]vigilanterodent
2005-08-27 04:22 pm UTC (link)
george lucas send me a virus you will have youre balls to the wall with a firestorm

I imagine him saying this while shaking his fist, voice high-pitched and squealing.

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(no subject) - [info]out_bottle, 2005-08-27 04:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]erototoxin, 2005-08-27 06:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tangentialone, 2005-08-28 02:32 am UTC

[info]out_bottle
2005-08-27 04:40 pm UTC (link)
i have replaced actual life with the life in my head

And also replaced actual sentences with long run-on sentences.

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(no subject) - [info]theamazingrando, 2005-08-27 07:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - neoangelss, 2005-08-27 08:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_wanlorn, 2005-08-28 12:35 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-08-28 10:46 am UTC

[info]digital_tart
2005-08-27 05:00 pm UTC (link)
george lucas send me a virus

Taken out of the context of the comment board, it makes him sound even more delusional than he really is. :D

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(no subject) - [info]speshulduck, 2005-08-27 05:58 pm UTC

[info]skarrow
2005-08-27 06:13 pm UTC (link)
That's either the worst typist ever or the best troll ever.

You decide...

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(no subject) - [info]out_bottle, 2005-08-27 08:37 pm UTC

[info]toxictattoo
2005-08-27 07:44 pm UTC (link)
Once more, Fandom Wank shows its educational side. I've discovered a new artist to fanboy.

Thanks!

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(no subject) - [info]white_serpent, 2005-08-27 08:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]allison, 2005-08-27 09:27 pm UTC

[info]spleen
2005-08-27 07:53 pm UTC (link)
He manages to spell "narrowmindedness" correctly, yet can't "manage accept"?

i have hurt fo my art much more than anyone before me

Yeah. I'll hurt ya for your "art", all right.

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fuzzy_ears
2005-08-27 08:13 pm UTC (link)
Mr. Nipples is, in a word, retarded. Is anyone even taking him seriously?

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MY EYES!
[info]antimatterspork
2005-08-27 08:21 pm UTC (link)
It was very nice of him to have brown text on black background. My eyes are dead now from trying to read it.

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[info]sarajayechan
2005-08-27 08:26 pm UTC (link)
Mr. Nipples.

The man calls himself Mr. Nipples and expects to be taken seriously.

*laughs her ass off*

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[info]_bellisima
2005-08-27 09:00 pm UTC (link)
I tried reading this aloud to my boyfriend but I ran out of breath. God damn, boy, use some punctuation!

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(no subject) - [info]nima_skysong, 2005-08-28 06:41 am UTC

[info]sneakykitty
2005-08-27 09:31 pm UTC (link)
I love how he keeps talking about "practical application". It's conecept art. My mind, it is boggled.

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[info]radiotrash
2005-08-27 09:37 pm UTC (link)
I love how he berates him for placing a mech in the picture. He's a concept artist, so if the director of the movie says 'Okay and there's going to be giant mechs on the battlefield" he draws that.

If he turned around and said 'But blah! that makes no sense, it has no application!" then he'd find himself replaced with another concept artist. :D

And I have no clue what is wrong with the museum scene....I can just see Mr. Nipples working on it.

Dir: Hey, Mr Nipples do you have the concept art of the museum scene done yet?
Mr. Nip: NO! Because it had no application! So I took what was in my head and replaced it with life. *holds up some other crap*
Dir:..... Fired.

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(no subject) - [info]skarrow, 2005-08-27 11:58 pm UTC

[info]lokifin
2005-08-27 09:48 pm UTC (link)
Konstantin
i like COCK

Penny
i agree with Konstantin, i like cock also. but I think this work is almost better than cock. this work is fantastic!! So imaginative,. its detailed but not boring or overdone. It looks so still and ancient yet alive and beautiful. I gave it 5/5 personally and so should everyone else..!!


hee. awesome.

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[info]diane_duane
2005-08-27 10:19 pm UTC (link)
The question of wankery aside...thanks so much for the link to such *gorgeous* stuff. This guy is a talent I'm so glad to know about.

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(no subject) - [info]marumae, 2005-08-28 10:05 pm UTC

[info]moonpigeon
2005-08-27 10:42 pm UTC (link)
Craig Mullins does nothing for me.

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rowleyorama
2005-08-27 11:09 pm UTC (link)
Did anyone else notice the appearance of Mrs. Nipples, swooping in to defend Mr. Nipples? I wonder if they have any Nipple children, or Nipple grandparents, or Nipple aunts and uncles...

I shouldn't be this amused when, in trying to read the wank, my eyes start to cross.

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[info]luthe
2005-08-28 12:41 am UTC (link)
I still can't get past the "george lucas send me a virus" part. Really. It kills me. I can't decide if Papa George was spamming, or if LucasFilms has got a biowarfare R&D arm.

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[info]the_wanlorn
2005-08-28 12:49 am UTC (link)
george lucas send me a virus

*tunes up the old guitar*

Oh Mr. Lucas, send me a virus
Make it some deadly thing that's covered with pus
Make me so ill I can't roll over
My restful, pukeless nights are all now over
Lucas, I'm so alone
Don't have no sickness to call my own
So please, give me a nice disease
Mr. Lucas make me sneeze!

Okay, seriously, why do there have to be so few words that even remotely rhyme with "virus"? And so few places with the lyrics to Mr. Sandman? *angst*

Also, his work is beautiful.

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(no subject) - [info]skarrow, 2005-08-28 01:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]caoilte, 2005-08-28 01:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nima_skysong, 2005-08-28 06:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_wanlorn, 2005-08-28 06:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nima_skysong, 2005-08-28 10:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_wanlorn, 2005-08-28 10:48 am UTC

[info]crickets
2005-08-28 02:26 am UTC (link)
Yo, Mr. Nipples. Come back when the great and great and glorious Wizard of Oz has given you a brain you've mastered grade school English, 'kay?

Wow, the art is GORGEOUS. *drool* More fabulous pictures to use with my favorite jigsaw puzzle software. Yummy.

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[info]nima_skysong
2005-08-28 03:11 am UTC (link)
Ah, a chance to let Chad out of the icon-box...
Mr. Nipples comes off as someone who's whining because he(it?) knows he can never, ever, be as good as Mr. Mullins. Seriously. Major "waaangst!" flags are going up in my head.

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[info]adora_spintriae
2005-08-28 03:53 am UTC (link)
I keep on getting 403s when I try to access the pages.

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(no subject) - [info]jaseroque, 2005-08-28 10:48 am UTC
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(Anonymous)
2005-08-28 10:51 am UTC (link)
fuh... wank? pretty pictures. I see loootttss of pretty pictures, and omg. what is this wank of which you spe... omg the perspectives...

*dies of overload of pretty* I love this kind of wank, the kind that doesn't make you want to simultaneously headdesk and stick cocktail forks in your eyes. PRETTY.

- kei

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[info]miss_arel
2005-08-28 12:10 pm UTC (link)
"You do not know anything. You wish only to speak. That which you do know, you ignore, because it is inconvenient. That which you do not know, you invent."

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