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Allison ([info]allison) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-08-25 00:42:00

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Artist Wank
This is a little old and it requires that I declare Craig Mullins a fandom unto himself. If you're a digital artist and you've been online for any amount of time you've probably heard of him. But if you haven't this is no talentless BNF. This guy is the real deal--working on movies and video games as a conceptual artist. Even if his work doesn't run to your taste here isn't much you can say against Craig Mullins.

Unless you're Mr. Nipples.

(Seriously, the wank started the moment this guy called himself Mr. Nipples and then attempted to take himself seriously.)

The wank is scattered throughout the site as it's an online gallery with comments on each page for each piece. If you browse the galleries look for anything with technology in it. Mr Nipples takes that as his queue to wank as furiously as possible. (But then again who doesn't at the site of anything technological?)


From this Page
In which mr nipples has no imagination.
again one problem its literal application im sorry but giant robots make no sense on the battlefield a well made mine can put the thing entirely out of comission plus the mass natural phenomena that is our stride is to difficult to michanically maintain in a state of battle want to know more about such a designs actual application e-mail me

In which mr nipples responds to his fans
george lucas send me a virus you will have youre balls to the wall with a firestorm scc if you even know what that is prick angry little ignorant prick hes a concept artist do you know what the fuck that is a concept is only good if it makes sense in its media application and what im saying is its application is flawed a giant robot is to easy to destroy and to hard to maintain and operate remember concept =application

In which Joe puts things succinctly.
take a fucking hint mr. nipples you thick-headed basterd shut the hell up

In which david gets to the heart of the matter
mr nipples..... what about that pryterion level 6 gamma clear photon shield he has around him? I hear that takes a blast of 6000 giga tons before it dissapates. My point is this robot is cool and you don't know what its equipped with.



From this Page
In which mr nipples gets a might bit peeved.
hate it now i see youre a classical artist not a concept artist theres a difference us real concept artists can see through to find that you dont have an original idea in youre head feng zhu now thats a real artist i hate because these dumbasses love you

In which mr nipples is really a good artist! Really!
feng zhu just wait for my site to go up i swear i have hurt fo my art much more than anyone before me ill be great because unlike you i have replaced actual life with the life in my head if you only knew watch me i am different my narrowmindedness is my gift i dont just eccept todays art saying its great i hate it because its not perfect im diffent im sorry i come off so ignorent and angry i only want better things for the future of design ps feng zhu the century has only begun

In which CB puts it best.
Mr Nipples is a tit. Great work Craig.



Imma go back to fangirling Mullins now. *drool*


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