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Nethilia [[404 Error - Person does not Exist]] ([info]kittikattie) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-08-28 23:27:00
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Current mood:*sporfle!*
Current music:Tv - Robot Chicken

MLP = Christianity = OH NOES!
Earlier this year, I posted about a new pony that prayed and the wank from it. Well, here's the second part, where a newbie complains about said pony, and the wank starts anew.

I'm just glad it's not Potter.


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lroy
2005-08-29 10:07 am UTC (link)
"After careful consideration, I have decided that I WILL purchase Night Bright and I will have her don WWFSMD baby clothes..."

A Flying Spaghetti Monsterism-themed My Little Pony... is it bizarre that I would want to buy one, if such a pony existed? Would it bring me closer to His Noodly Appendage to possess one?

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[info]luthe
2005-08-29 09:33 pm UTC (link)
Yes. It makes you anointed by olive oil in his meatballs.

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(no subject) - [info]visp, 2005-08-30 02:40 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-08-29 11:31 am UTC (link)
Wonder what people would think if they made a satanic pony, or a hindu pony or a cathoilc pony or a pagan pony? Some people here would be thrilled, while others would be shocked beyond belief.

Now a Satanic pony, I'd buy.

Though it is amusing that they're considering Catholics as not Christian. *snerk*

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[info]spleen
2005-08-29 12:15 pm UTC (link)
Now a Satanic pony, I'd buy.

Ditto. My Satanic rubber bathtub ducky needs company.

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(no subject) - [info]bangoskank, 2005-08-29 07:15 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]fiatincantatum, 2005-08-29 07:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]absurdwords, 2005-08-29 08:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2005-08-29 10:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]isntitironic, 2005-08-29 05:31 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]imperialgirl, 2005-08-30 04:08 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]luthe, 2005-08-29 09:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]spleen, 2005-08-29 09:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2005-08-30 03:38 am UTC

[info]manic
2005-08-29 11:36 am UTC (link)
Pony Wank is teh best!

Satanic and proud.

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[info]adora_spintriae
2005-08-29 11:44 am UTC (link)
Whatever happened to the good ol' "And if I die before I wake/ I pray the lord my soul to take"? Can't have kiddies going "Now he ded from MLP prayers" or something?

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(no subject) - [info]dark_puck, 2005-08-30 02:06 am UTC

[info]mochibuni
2005-08-29 11:54 am UTC (link)
Aww...I expected more wankage from Diet. *sad*

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(no subject) - [info]delarina, 2005-08-29 12:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cat_mcdougall, 2005-08-29 03:31 pm UTC

[info]aerobot
2005-08-29 12:05 pm UTC (link)
Those guys are hopeless.

Can they make a Catholic Crusade pony? :D

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(no subject) - [info]fiatincantatum, 2005-08-29 07:34 pm UTC
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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-08-29 08:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dark_puck, 2005-08-30 02:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]imperialgirl, 2005-08-30 04:11 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-04 07:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]so_long42, 2005-09-05 03:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]crickets, 2005-08-30 07:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]imperialgirl, 2005-08-30 04:09 am UTC

[info]ladybirdsleeps
2005-08-29 12:25 pm UTC (link)
I don't get it. Is Mattel using taxpayer's money to build the praying ponies, or something?

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Being an ass here. - [info]shun_mcdaddy, 2005-08-29 04:11 pm UTC
Re: Being an ass here. - [info]ladybirdsleeps, 2005-08-29 10:29 pm UTC

[info]spiderflower
2005-08-29 12:29 pm UTC (link)
So they're Christian lesbian ponies now?

Sweet! Pinkie Pie and Gem Blossom can finally have a church wedding!

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(no subject) - dracothelizard, 2005-08-29 07:34 pm UTC

[info]kate74
2005-08-29 12:53 pm UTC (link)
And now I want a praying pony. Or a praying mantis. I can't decide...

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(no subject) - [info]nima_skysong, 2005-08-29 07:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2005-08-30 05:28 am UTC

[info]telegramsam
2005-08-29 02:49 pm UTC (link)
The truly sad thing is, most of these people are old enough to drive, if not buy alcohol.

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[info]_bellisima
2005-08-29 04:11 pm UTC (link)
I admit to collecting Barbies, but damn . . . collecting my little ponies is just a step away from anthropomorphism.

Today it's My Little Pony, tomorrow, you're a furry.

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(no subject) - [info]sheep_n_wolf, 2005-08-29 04:26 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]wankismyfandom, 2005-08-30 04:07 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-08-29 11:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dark_puck, 2005-08-30 02:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kittikattie, 2005-08-30 06:56 am UTC

[info]komorebi
2005-08-29 04:43 pm UTC (link)
I want a Hindu pony! Shiva H. Vishnusparkle! With 8 legs, and eyeliner for days, and a little water lily tattoo on her side! Someone get the ponymodders out here, it'll be a royal goldmine!

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(no subject) - [info]megmurry, 2005-08-29 07:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nima_skysong, 2005-08-29 07:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]narcissam, 2005-08-29 07:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2005-08-29 10:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]selenis, 2005-08-29 08:43 pm UTC
*headdesk* - [info]komorebi, 2005-08-29 08:47 pm UTC
Re: *headdesk* - [info]selenis, 2005-08-29 08:57 pm UTC
Re: *headdesk* - [info]komorebi, 2005-08-31 04:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-08-29 08:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]komorebi, 2005-08-29 09:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladybirdsleeps, 2005-08-30 01:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]geekmagirl, 2005-08-29 11:03 pm UTC
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[info]jira
2005-08-29 05:26 pm UTC (link)
Is it sad that I spent more time looking at the absolutely adorable sigs and completely ignoring the arguments?

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[info]coffee_mug
2005-08-29 05:38 pm UTC (link)
I'm amused by this fandom. Has there been anorexia wank in it? My friends are always telling me how the MLP's from the late 90's are all anorexic compared to the plump things we had when we were kids.

Sort of OT, but heh, Satanic pony. I remember this Satanic chick who was 14 and a newbie on a board I regularly visit. She was so funny and not in a good way. My favourite thing ever is this one argument where she responded to a certain immature ad hominem, "Don't hate me just because I'm Evil." Yes. Capitalized Evil.

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(no subject) - [info]isntitironic, 2005-08-29 06:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-08-30 01:35 am UTC

[info]snarky_bix
2005-08-29 06:15 pm UTC (link)
I'm always astonished by the amount of wank the little plastic ponies I played with as a child can generate.

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(no subject) - [info]so_long42, 2005-08-29 07:54 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2005-08-29 10:20 pm UTC
Bad spelling - [info]shun_mcdaddy, 2005-08-30 08:18 am UTC
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[info]megmurry
2005-08-29 07:05 pm UTC (link)
I definitely want the Strawberry Shortcake Convent Playset with the habits for all her friends. And scented rosaries. That'd be hilarious.

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[info]komorebi
2005-08-29 08:30 pm UTC (link)
Well, in my attempts to photoshop up a Hindu MLP, I did find My Little Sleipnir, for you Asatru folks out there. (Though I'm not sure Odin would be too keen on the blue/yellow combination, thumbs-up for the idea.)

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(no subject) - [info]papervolcano, 2005-08-29 08:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]komorebi, 2005-08-29 08:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wankismyfandom, 2005-08-30 04:11 am UTC
Lead Me Not into Temptation.... - (Anonymous), 2005-08-29 08:52 pm UTC
Re: Lead Me Not into Temptation.... - [info]komorebi, 2005-08-29 08:57 pm UTC
DO it! DO it! - [info]phosfate, 2005-08-29 10:39 pm UTC
To your icon: - [info]kijikun, 2005-08-30 03:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vampychick, 2005-08-29 09:41 pm UTC

[info]hickorydickory
2005-08-29 09:52 pm UTC (link)
Religion has never been thrust upon MLPs before

Religion/Ponies? Otp, man.

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(Anonymous)
2005-08-29 09:57 pm UTC (link)
I Can't Believe It's Not Potter, now available in your grocer's dairy section.

marciamarcia on LJ

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(no subject) - [info]nima_skysong, 2005-08-29 10:30 pm UTC

[info]xero_sky
2005-08-29 10:35 pm UTC (link)
Now do ponies pray in order to lead a good life and avoid going to pony !@#$ too?

There's a pony Hell? Awesome.

Does it look like a giant microwave oven?

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(no subject) - [info]miharu, 2005-08-30 03:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]crickets, 2005-08-30 07:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2005-08-31 06:41 am UTC

[info]lunarei
2005-08-29 10:36 pm UTC (link)
Heheh... someone's a grumpypuss.

Maybe she should pray on that.

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[info]psychesky
2005-08-30 02:51 am UTC (link)
I have over 300 ponies, but I don't follow the fandom online. Have they ever wanked about wedding ponies? They have ones with a chapel, which could be OMG supporting religion. Or something.

And hey, the Flutter Ponies worship the sun and have a idol sunstone and stuff. They seemed pretty pagan to me.

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[info]wankismyfandom
2005-08-30 04:04 am UTC (link)
Hasbro is trying to teach kids what's right so they'll grow up half-decent.

Because all non-Christian kids are indecent delinquents. Mm-hmm. You keep up that superiority complex, honey.

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(no subject) - [info]pipssister, 2005-08-30 04:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]crickets, 2005-08-30 08:03 am UTC

  
   
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