Snarky Conjoined Wank!
Over at the hilarious Pop Culture site Snarkywood, occasional burts of wank break out when rabid celebrity fans see Jen, Martha and Amy actually, you know, do as the site warns in its title. Here is one such example dating a month back that involves a cadre of pissed off Mary Kate and Asley Olsen fans who couldn't spell "jeluzzzzzzzy" to save their immortal souls.,

Warning: The flame below is one of the more coherent messages left on the site by a defender of the Olsen Twins' virtue. Any grammer nazis still left in the Pit of Doomed Souls might want to take a step back now.

No Name: Ive never seen so much jelousy on a single site in my life u are all probly fat and dieing for 1/1000000 of the attention they get there normal no one complains about ur eyebrows ears or the fact that ur always with ur familys cause u have no friends or the fact that ur skin isnt flawless ur family and the maybe 2 friends u have love u for ur flaws and ur perfections im not asking u to love them i just wish ud get to know them before u judge and everyone of u if u saw them in the mall or out at a club ud all smile at them when they make a glance toward ur direction

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