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luthe ([info]luthe) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-08-31 22:37:00
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Current mood:Mildly Amused

I spawned wank!
Ok, so I'm a sailor on [info]the_hms_stfu. And in reponse to a sporked essay by a Harmonian, I posted a comment which included the phrase "kthxdie" (thinking that I would be somewhat clever).

Wank is spawned. [info]luleh jumps in defending me, while [info]esicardi complains about the plight of the poor Harmonians and how they were so persecuted and now people were wishing death on them. ::emo tear::

Small, tasty, and involving the invocation of 'morality' at one point.

EDIT: And a mouse jumps in to add to the wank!

Note: Not posting to [info]i_wank because my sum total involvement with this wank was the initial comment and this wank report.
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[info]mochibuni
2005-09-01 05:05 am UTC (link)
Harmonians: Any moment, Hermione the Champion! will come and save us!

*snicker* I love these Hermione icons and comics.

In all honesty, that's the last thing I thought Harmonians would wank about concerning HMS STFU. Hell, I told them they lose at life in an earlier post.

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(no subject) - [info]mochibuni, 2005-09-01 05:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_terrific, 2005-09-01 05:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]livii, 2005-09-01 07:18 pm UTC

[info]gun
2005-09-01 05:17 am UTC (link)
You know, for a group of fandom who pride themselves on their reading comprehension, they aren't exactly good at reading shit.

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(Anonymous)
2005-09-01 05:20 am UTC (link)
So what is supposed to be this thread about?

Aww! How cute! It's trying to communicate! (Esicardi, that is.)

Ani Mouse

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-01 05:59 am UTC
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[info]willywanka
2005-09-01 05:51 am UTC (link)
I know it's pointless for such a low life-form (read: non-believer) such as myself to try and make sense of anything written by the divine hand of a Harmonian. I am not an English major, third-rate beta, or Scientician. But I'd say it's a pretty good rule of thumb that if you call yourself a Harmonian, not only will your buses be short, all your ex-gf/bfs will say you were an anal ho-bag.

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(no subject) - [info]luthe, 2005-09-01 06:01 am UTC
Are you sure? - [info]agony, 2005-09-01 03:39 pm UTC
Re: Are you sure? - [info]salacious, 2005-09-01 04:15 pm UTC

[info]mirabellawotr
2005-09-01 05:53 am UTC (link)
We are not the one lurking in forums we were not invited to.

So... she's saying someone invited them to hang out on [info]the_hms_stfu? Fess up, who was it? Was it the little people who live in her mouth?

That's actually not what I commented to say. I just wanted to wish a big fucking murrain on whoever brought up Fern Gully, because I had totally managed to forget about that movie and now I'm traumatized all over again.

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(no subject) - [info]gun, 2005-09-01 05:57 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]agent_hyatt, 2005-09-01 06:44 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-09-01 06:04 am UTC (link)
Is it me, or do these so called 'Harmonians' really need to get a sense of actual priorities?

*squeaksqueak* (drunk mouse sick of listening to bored fangirls mouthing off in pseudointellectual fashion about why Harry should be groping Hermione. PERSPECTIVE, PEOPLE - it's A CHILDREN'S BOOK. Okay. I'm done. Sorry. *passes out*)

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[info]theladyfeylene
2005-09-01 07:47 am UTC (link)
Hey, a couple of my friends were in there! *waves* Not directly involved in the wank, but still....

When the fuck is this going to end already?

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(no subject) - [info]expeliarbum, 2005-09-01 08:48 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]mistal, 2005-09-01 01:47 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]mistal, 2005-09-02 02:25 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]mistal, 2005-09-02 02:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]omnicrom, 2005-09-02 11:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]felinephoenix, 2005-09-01 09:58 pm UTC

[info]lulinda
2005-09-01 08:04 am UTC (link)
Woo! I've made it!

(Luleh on LJ)

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(no subject) - [info]prettyveela, 2005-09-01 06:14 pm UTC

[info]xero_sky
2005-09-01 08:27 am UTC (link)
Oh… my favourite rant!. Hon, Harmonians must NEVER, EVER mention LoR as justification for their ship. Because for everyone who DID actually, read LoR, it is pure and undiluted Chocolate.

Gah! They're crossing the wank streams!!!

Besides, the one true orgy pairing should be Aragorn/Arwen/Eowyn/Faramir, duh.

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(no subject) - [info]dwib, 2005-09-01 10:50 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]dwib, 2005-09-01 04:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]expeliarbum, 2005-09-01 03:07 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]expeliarbum, 2005-09-01 05:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]yamashitaaki, 2005-09-01 03:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dwib, 2005-09-01 05:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mariagoner, 2005-09-01 01:27 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]mael, 2005-09-02 12:39 am UTC

[info]judyhazeleyes
2005-09-01 08:59 am UTC (link)
"You're all so funny! Look at you silly Harmonians!"

"No, no, you're the funny ones! Look at me laugh! Ha ha!"

"NO, REALLY, you're funnier!"

"YOU ARE THE FUNNY ONES I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BLUE IN THE FACE GAAAAH."

"WTF NO IT'S YOU I AM SO AMUSED THAT I MIGHT HAVE TO KILL YOU."

"FUNNY! LAUGHING! LAUGHING AT FUNNY YOU SONS OF BITCHES!"

*bloodshed*

Oh, passive agression. That is kinda funny, actually.

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(no subject) - [info]slackerbitch, 2005-09-01 09:56 am UTC
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[info]adora_spintriae
2005-09-01 12:11 pm UTC (link)
HMS STFU loses for being as tl;dr as those it sporks.

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[info]rosehiptea
2005-09-01 02:46 pm UTC (link)
I don't understand. They went to a community that's all about sporking ship wank in order to tell people they're persecuting shippers? (and in order to say that "kthxdie" is meant literally?) That's... er, silly.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-01 07:15 pm UTC

[info]ashenmote
2005-09-01 03:27 pm UTC (link)
'kthxdie' must be one of those unforgivable curses they keep mentioning in the books, right?


...Avada Kthxdie?

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(no subject) - [info]gmth, 2005-09-01 03:53 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]luthe, 2005-09-01 06:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]marks, 2005-09-01 06:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]speshulduck, 2005-09-02 04:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2005-09-02 04:38 am UTC
kthxdie
(Anonymous)
2005-09-01 04:02 pm UTC (link)
Does kthxdie mean anything? I recognize the word die but apart from that... Please help with my general education!

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Re: kthxdie - [info]omega, 2005-09-01 04:12 pm UTC
Re: kthxdie - (Anonymous), 2005-09-01 04:28 pm UTC
Re: kthxdie - (Anonymous), 2005-09-01 04:37 pm UTC
Re: kthxdie - [info]white_serpent, 2005-09-01 07:50 pm UTC

[info]imadra_blue
2005-09-01 04:14 pm UTC (link)
In my humble opinion, pretty much all the shippers are a bit batshit. Why the fuckity-fuck does it matter who Hermione is fucking? I, personally, don't care. But there I go again, reading a story for the content, not sexual relationships. How batshit am I? XD

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[info]rolling_my_eyes
2005-09-01 04:19 pm UTC (link)
I figured out Heron (Hermione/Ron, I would assume...and then I'll roll my eyes, because otherwise, my username is pointless), but Chocolate? Should I just be glad I don't know what the hell that is all about? I would gather it's Harry/Ginny, but...HOW?

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(no subject) - [info]lulinda, 2005-09-01 04:37 pm UTC
yup - (Anonymous), 2005-09-01 07:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]theamazingrando, 2005-09-01 04:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rolling_my_eyes, 2005-09-01 05:01 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]imperialgirl, 2005-09-01 09:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]renata_hpjc, 2005-09-01 09:50 pm UTC
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[info]dwib
2005-09-01 06:07 pm UTC (link)
Ow, what's with all the red text? At least make your MST-ing readable. And really, I think the batshit Harmony stuff mocks itself pretty well, no help required.

ChocoHerons wtf? Ship names are dumb enough as it is without splicing them together.

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[info]prettyveela
2005-09-01 06:11 pm UTC (link)
At least we are not quoting posts from Heron threads without permission, nor we are bashing Heron shippers with name and surname as you are doing here.

Of COURSE the hms stfu has to be full of R/Hr shippers, cause God knows that other ships don't think you're batshit! bitch please.

These people are the biggest hypocrites. They don't quote or post essays without permission? I think I'll go ask Angua if she's ever gotten a permisson e-mail. *strokes chin*


I'm so very amused that that they whine over kthxdie, but have no problem wishing death on JKR and her children. Logic go boom boom dead.

And for the record, you'll find very few R/Hr shippers who call themselves Herons. I'm a Good Shipper dammit *sings Good Ship Lollipop*

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[info]allison
2005-09-01 06:21 pm UTC (link)
OH MY GOD IS YOUR USERNAME FROM HERO AND THE CROWN?!?!?!

Also: H/Hr sucks. Haha!

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(no subject) - [info]luthe, 2005-09-01 06:36 pm UTC

[info]shylu
2005-09-01 06:31 pm UTC (link)
tl;dr and bold red font hurts my eyes.

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[info]dreamworld
2005-09-01 06:59 pm UTC (link)
Journal's been suspended. Doh!

I guess all the harmonians will be patting themselves on the back for getting rid of one persecutor. Only 999,999 to go.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-01 07:01 pm UTC
TOS'ed! - [info]shylu, 2005-09-01 07:17 pm UTC
Re: TOS'ed! - (Anonymous), 2005-09-01 08:01 pm UTC
Journalfen: Things Are Better Here - [info]narcissam, 2005-09-01 08:55 pm UTC
Re: Journalfen: Things Are Better Here - (Anonymous), 2005-09-02 04:42 am UTC
Re: TOS'ed! - [info]jedilora, 2005-09-01 10:23 pm UTC
Re: TOS'ed! - (Anonymous), 2005-09-02 01:56 am UTC
Re: TOS'ed! - [info]gun, 2005-09-02 03:04 am UTC
Re: TOS'ed! - [info]pyratejenni, 2005-09-02 03:16 am UTC
Re: TOS'ed! - [info]gun, 2005-09-02 03:39 am UTC
Re: TOS'ed! - [info]speshulduck, 2005-09-02 04:30 am UTC
Re: TOS'ed! - [info]gun, 2005-09-02 04:37 am UTC
Re: TOS'ed! - [info]tviokh, 2005-09-02 07:58 pm UTC
Re: TOS'ed! - [info]jedilora, 2005-09-02 08:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-01 07:17 pm UTC
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(no subject) - dracothelizard, 2005-09-02 03:44 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-09-01 07:09 pm UTC (link)
Hmm, I've got the webpage open but I can't seem to save it! -.-; Any advice besides just taking screenshots?

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-01 07:45 pm UTC

[info]j5780p
2005-09-01 07:19 pm UTC (link)
The HMS STFU has been suspended.

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[info]felinephoenix
2005-09-01 09:54 pm UTC (link)
...Is there a way to still like H/Hr as a couple and pretend these people have nothing to do with the ship? 'Cause, yeah, I'd like to do that right about now.

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(no subject) - [info]elle, 2005-09-01 10:02 pm UTC
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(Anonymous)
2005-09-01 10:18 pm UTC (link)
The members of the_hms_stfu make plans for the future, are confused about whether f_w has been suspended or not, and indulge in wails of the "OMG my ship has been sunk!" kind (Is that supposed to be ironic? Mousie can't tell.) here: http://www.livejournal.com/community/deleterius/1656138.html

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-02 03:14 pm UTC
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