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Dani ([info]hypno_jango) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-09-01 17:24:00
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Hardcore Zelda Wank
I'm just doing a C&P for a mousy on wank_report.

-Huge, huge Zelda site wank going down, involving a supposed BNF webmaster http://www.zhq2.com, TSA, who "dreamed that I could be this wise Zelda fan who could bestow knowledge upon the masses."

He puts up a news article proposing a "hardcore Zelda" site, and slags all other sites here. This very article gets him in trouble with his server: http://www.zhq2.com/article_hardcore.htm

He slags fanfic writers and fanartists, and other webmasters and webmistress in the Zelda fandom. Safe to say, they are not amused.

Apparently this pisses people off, so he adds a Part II, which is no better: http://www.zhq2.com/article_hardcore_2.htm

Reactions to these articles are on his forum, ranging from sucking up to pissed off: http://www.zhq2.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=5645&st=0

He also thinks that Miyamoto and Nintendo can't do Zelda right, and he can.

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(Anonymous)
2005-09-02 02:16 am UTC (link)
TSA should stick to speed running.

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(Anonymous)
2005-09-02 02:21 am UTC (link)
What's speed-running?

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-02 02:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]speshulduck, 2005-09-02 02:38 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-02 04:04 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-02 04:12 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-07 05:04 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-02 03:10 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-09-02 02:21 am UTC (link)
In regards to his rants about other sites: I can empathise, but know that it's better to keep such thoughts to yourself. Speaking of which, I can also relate to his rants against the Zelda fan community; webmasters of popular sites have stinking truckloads of stupid shit to deal with on a regular basis.

Better he should've made this a private post of some sort, and not placed this on his site at all... but I do know where he's coming from :(

-anonymouse fansite webmaster

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(Anonymous)
2005-09-02 02:24 am UTC (link)
I think you missed the complete batshit where he whines about being a BNF and judging how HARDCORE other Zelda fans, as if anyone gives a shit. Among other things, like stalking nintendo employees, as if they care about speedruns of all things.

This is some good wank. Almost tl;dr, but his pretentiousness and batshit keeps this mousie reading.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-02 02:28 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-02 03:18 am UTC

[info]chaootaku
2005-09-02 02:23 am UTC (link)
That seems awfully long-winded for something that can just as easily be summed up in the three words "YOU ALL SUCK!"

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(Anonymous)
2005-09-02 02:51 am UTC (link)
Hey asshat! The hottest girls? You just slagged them, they're over there with the slash fiction.

Like anyone seriously cares how fast you can complete legend of zelda. Glad you had that much free time. Gag me with a spoon.

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[info]speshulduck
2005-09-02 03:04 am UTC (link)
I care, but only because I will never ever scold myself again for playing more than ten hours a week when I know there's someone out there who spent 25,000 hours on one video game.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-02 03:05 am UTC
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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-02 03:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]speshulduck, 2005-09-02 03:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mathias, 2005-09-02 03:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]speshulduck, 2005-09-02 03:48 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-02 03:55 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-02 04:03 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-02 11:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chopperbetty, 2005-09-02 05:11 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-07 05:16 am UTC

[info]mathias
2005-09-02 03:24 am UTC (link)
Like a girl would want to watch an elitist fanboy like him play through a game LOL

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[info]kylenne
2005-09-02 03:50 am UTC (link)
Wow, what an ass. 'Tis a shame he turned out to be such a big wanker, I used to hit that site regularly for canon info for fanfics and D&D stuff (I've run several Hyrule-based 2nd Ed campaigns *nerd snort*).

Bitch, you just don't air your dirty drawers in public and expect people not to Febreeze them, okay?

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(no subject) - [info]nebbieq, 2005-09-02 07:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kylenne, 2005-09-02 04:12 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-09-02 04:00 am UTC (link)
TSA "I am VERY SICK AND TIRED of everyone coming to me with their problems in the Zelda Community, and everyone looking up to me for stuff, and then the moment I use this "power", you guys turn on me and bash me. I'm not f-ing George Bush, and I didn't ask for this responsibility. If you want me to continue to be some "representative" of the Zelda community, show me some respect and don't bail on me the moment all your friends do. If you want me to respect you, respect me as well."

and

"# Finally, yes I do know more about Zelda than you, but do you really want my status? Think about what else you could be doing with your time."

::laughing my ass of so hard::

A female gamer who is not impressed

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(no subject) - [info]chopperbetty, 2005-09-02 05:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]felinephoenix, 2005-09-02 06:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chopperbetty, 2005-09-02 11:26 pm UTC

[info]felinephoenix
2005-09-02 04:10 am UTC (link)
Bitch, please. History of Hyrule and Hyrule: the Land of Zelda rock about a thousand times more than your crappy site.

The Zelda under five hours thing is impressive, though I bet I have a friend who could beat it if I asked him to.

/snarky fangirl

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(no subject) - [info]felinephoenix, 2005-09-02 04:13 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-02 04:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]felinephoenix, 2005-09-02 04:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]felinephoenix, 2005-09-02 04:18 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-02 04:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]felinephoenix, 2005-09-02 06:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nebbieq, 2005-09-02 07:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]felinephoenix, 2005-09-02 09:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2005-09-02 09:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]made_by_kali, 2005-09-02 01:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]felinephoenix, 2005-09-02 09:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-02 08:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-02 08:49 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-09-02 05:14 am UTC (link)
WHy do I hear, in my mind's ear, this guy screaming, "YOU ARE THE ONES WHO ARE THE BALL LICKERS!!"

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couldn't finish
[info]marlo
2005-09-02 05:15 am UTC (link)
TL;CF

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Re: couldn't finish - (Anonymous), 2005-09-02 05:21 am UTC
Re: couldn't finish - [info]marlo, 2005-09-02 05:24 am UTC
CHOICE LINES from TSA - (Anonymous), 2005-09-02 05:36 am UTC
Re: CHOICE LINES from TSA - (Anonymous), 2005-09-02 05:42 am UTC
Re: CHOICE LINES from TSA - (Anonymous), 2005-09-02 05:45 am UTC
Re: CHOICE LINES from TSA - [info]speshulduck, 2005-09-02 05:47 am UTC
Re: CHOICE LINES from TSA - [info]nebbieq, 2005-09-02 06:35 am UTC
Re: CHOICE LINES from TSA - [info]felinephoenix, 2005-09-02 06:42 am UTC
Re: CHOICE LINES from TSA - [info]nebbieq, 2005-09-02 06:45 am UTC
Re: CHOICE LINES from TSA - [info]felinephoenix, 2005-09-02 06:47 am UTC
Re: CHOICE LINES from TSA - [info]nebbieq, 2005-09-02 06:49 am UTC
Re: CHOICE LINES from TSA - [info]felinephoenix, 2005-09-02 06:50 am UTC
Re: CHOICE LINES from TSA - [info]nebbieq, 2005-09-02 06:56 am UTC
Re: CHOICE LINES from TSA - [info]felinephoenix, 2005-09-02 07:03 am UTC
Re: CHOICE LINES from TSA - [info]nebbieq, 2005-09-02 07:08 am UTC
Re: CHOICE LINES from TSA - [info]felinephoenix, 2005-09-02 07:20 am UTC
Re: CHOICE LINES from TSA - [info]nebbieq, 2005-09-02 07:22 am UTC
Re: CHOICE LINES from TSA - [info]kannaophelia, 2005-09-02 03:45 pm UTC
Re: CHOICE LINES from TSA - [info]skarrow, 2005-09-02 11:17 pm UTC
Re: CHOICE LINES from TSA - [info]kannaophelia, 2005-09-03 01:52 am UTC
Re: CHOICE LINES from TSA - [info]mmanurere, 2005-09-02 09:20 pm UTC
Re: CHOICE LINES from TSA - [info]loki, 2005-09-02 06:48 am UTC
Re: CHOICE LINES from TSA - [info]nebbieq, 2005-09-02 06:52 am UTC
Re: CHOICE LINES from TSA - [info]puipui, 2005-09-02 10:39 pm UTC
Re: CHOICE LINES from TSA - [info]skarrow, 2005-09-02 11:19 pm UTC
Re: CHOICE LINES from TSA - [info]issendai, 2005-09-02 04:52 pm UTC
Re: CHOICE LINES from TSA - (Anonymous), 2005-09-02 10:29 pm UTC

[info]kannaophelia
2005-09-02 06:00 am UTC (link)
to defeating enemies and bosses in blinding speed and entertaining fashion to wow even the hottest girls.

Oh... dear.

I feel kind of sad for him now.

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(no subject) - [info]felinephoenix, 2005-09-02 06:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]emlan, 2005-09-02 02:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-02 04:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mmanurere, 2005-09-02 09:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]issendai, 2005-09-03 01:05 am UTC

[info]felinephoenix
2005-09-02 06:37 am UTC (link)
To add more bitchiness...maybe he's so pissy at the people who's sites "focus on design" because his hurts. Look at the main page. Ouch!

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(Anonymous)
2005-09-02 08:43 am UTC (link)
Speaking as someone from his forum, the guy's an asshole.

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[info]princessdot
2005-09-02 08:43 am UTC (link)
How long till he claims to have found the TriForce?

Ah, and does he know El Viejo?

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[info]issendai
2005-09-02 09:09 am UTC (link)
I'm on only the first rant, but already the batshit insanity is threatening to overwhelm me. His new site is going to be TOTALLY ORIGINAL and UNLIKE ANYTHING THAT'S EVER GONE BEFORE, to wit:

The site will focus on the gameplay of the games - picking apart the various installments, exposing the bugs, the sequence breaks, the strategies and routes to being a master at these games so that you can obtain the level of expertise that I have.

...A Zelda gameplay FAQ.

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[info]zarla
2005-09-02 09:34 am UTC (link)
This ranges from exploiting bugs and design flaws in order to sequence break the game, to defeating enemies and bosses in blinding speed and entertaining fashion to wow even the hottest girls.

OH GOD YES
HIT GANON WITH ANOTHER SILVER ARROW
OH GOD THIS IS SO HOT
I'M COMING RIGHT NOW
TAKE ME YOU WILD MAN

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(no subject) - [info]kylenne, 2005-09-02 04:22 pm UTC

[info]emlan
2005-09-02 02:07 pm UTC (link)
Am I being egotistical? Arrogant? And asshole?
No, you are being HILARIOUS.
That hardcore article of his gave me such a raging girlboner, holyshit comedy gold.

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(Anonymous)
2005-09-02 05:35 pm UTC (link)
The only BNF I've ever heard of in the Zelda fandom was Link's Queen. And if he wants to be a BNF like him/her/it...

Well, that kind of explains it all doesn't it?

-Anonyrodent

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BNF actually means... - (Anonymous), 2005-09-02 10:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]skarrow, 2005-09-02 11:12 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-09-04 04:55 am UTC (link)
What's funny is that for all of his claim to popularity et all in the Zelda fandom, I certainly have never heard of him.

And his site's crap anyway. I've seen better.

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(Anonymous)
2005-09-04 05:23 pm UTC (link)
You can see a template for his new elitist site here: http://www.zhq2.com/az/html/index.htm (http://www.zhq2.com/az/html/index.htm)

It look like every other Zelda site out there :/

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(Anonymous)
2005-09-07 05:23 am UTC (link)
Zelda fandom makes me so sad. It's just profoundly ensconced in stupidity. Sad fate for such an excellent set of games.

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[info]wakuchan
2005-09-09 07:03 am UTC (link)
Your icon. I love it.
(/has nothing to say about the actual wank)

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