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Merle Z. Llama IX ([info]absurdwords) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-09-12 01:55:00


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Current mood:Irredeemable

Jude Law wang wank
Jude Law paparazzi pics. NOT WORKSAFE

In the comments, people discuss the size of Jude's schlong. Here are some highlights:

Is he a grower?

  • Also let's keep in mind that Jude is bending over forward people...we all know what ours would look like if we were bending over forward and soft...besides...according to this...Jude is well-endowed :-)

    I found new evidence that his Nanny-Pokin' Stick may well be not so average afterall...go here for a pic:

    http://socialitelife.com/mt/archives/jude_laws_packing_some_heat.php


  • Is it just really small?

  • Ya'll must be white who ever said he's not that small...oh hell yeah he is... shit he like 3'inches...And how in the hell did he have kids... his lil ass dick can't even get past the pussy lips... even if he did cut that nasty ass jungle he has down below that lil ass dick of his will always be SMALLLLLL.....HAHAH

  • WOOOH! Really small... Jude should be crying right now i know that.. It's reaalyy small... If i were him I would be crying loud and loud.. I would cut my dick if i were him... HEHEHHE!! really small!!!! JUDE law you should be gay... your really a small guy... hahhahah!! What a small DICK!! my middle finger is bigger!


  • OMGWTFWILDEBEEST! An uncut penis!

  • UGH UGH UGH!! I USED to think he was hot until I saw that uncut cock, ECK!! It looks like a turtle trying to shrink in his head, scary enough on a reptile but who wants to see that on a cock? My fetish with Jude is so over!

  • It's fantastic that he has a natural penis as god intended. America is the only civilized country lefdt on earth where most boys are chopped. But it's 60% and declining steadily.

  • Isn't uncircumsized sexy !!! More the skin, more the fun. I am too. That's a nice sized one, since its soft, it should grwo 6-7 inches when ready to fire. whoaaaaa wow !!!


  • Discussion of the bush. IMPORTANT NEWS: Bushes are back this season. Jude is so fashionable.

  • I think that his bush is out of control which makes it also appear smaller..If someone would take a hedge clipper to his bush Im sure it would appear bigger

  • his wild bush is just plain nasty and screams for scissors and his little friend, even when erect would still be eh....

  • All I can do is "exhale" ... whew!!! Jude is just h-o-t. I, like many people out there, have no problem with Jude's member nor do we have a problem with his looks. This man is truly blessed and has nothing to be ashamed of. There has to be a reason why so many people (women and men) want him so much that someone would invade his privacy to snap a picture of him naked. He has a lot of sex appeal, and he is a talented actor. As for his fabulous bush, now THAT is sexy. No hedging needed. ;-) Now THAT is a real man! The Colt (tm) men are bushy like that too ... and believe me, they are real 100% men.

  • I looked at the pictures very closely. When soft, Jude's penis is actually bigger than what mine is. Funny thing is, I know my penis are 21.5 cm (8.5 inches) when I have an erection. The man is obvious a grower like myself and not a shower. As to his bush: Hello!!! How behind are you people. Hair is back. Only people who are two seasons behind still think men must wax, tweeze and shave every conceivable hair of their body. Men have become men again... And as to his foreskin... Only men with a foreskin will be able to tell you how pleasarable sex is for a man with a foreskin. We actually still have increddable feeling in our penis head. It is'nt this dried out thing with no feeling in it. And we can masterbate without having to first franticly look for some form of lotion to minimise the friction. So, in conclusion... Jude has the potential of having a large penis, he is very fasionable by not shaving his pubes and most probably have increddable sex because his penis is still nice and juicy and not this dry, exposed thing.


  • Comparing cocks

  • hes not that small....*looks at own penis* *gulp* is he ???

  • Hey guys, remember that the size does not matter, neither does the cut or uncut!!! Actually I saw mine and I think most of men have the same thing, huh? Anyway Jude, you are very cute!

  • The man does not have an erection!!!!!!!!!! A soft penis does not give you any indication of what an erect penis is like.

    I know. I've been married a number of years to a man who is about 3-4 inches soft, and about 7-8 when erect.

    Those of you who think this picture indicates that yes, Jude has a small package.....you obviously aren't getting any, or you'd know "dick's grow".


  • "Get a life!"

  • I have read all the comments about Jude Law and hid penis. Oh my god country what are you thinking. Please devote more of your time to helping children of the world and do not focus on the perfect surgery's of our modern science. YES we have celeberties, but they are people to and have families. Jude and his is normal and please leave them alone.


  • Love will overcome all obstacles, even a small cock.

  • Almost all comments here are positive. But even they are misguided! What do we see in that picture is what we want to see, and this tells alot about the person looking at the picture! Jude is all natural, not just his genitails, and that says something! Yes, I said it, the penis, everybody else cannot even call this body part by it's name, that says alot too! And what about size?! If the size is enough to have normal sex life and conceive a baby, then it's normal. If a man is comfortable with what he has, he is more normal than those who aren't. It's like when a woman marries a rich guy, he may question her motives, does she want him or the money? If a woman and a man realy love each other, they won't be concerned with the size. Together they will overcome any obsticals! And why are you concerned abut cut/uncut. It's a decision everybody make for himself. Why change you body?! As I stated above he is NATURAL!



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    [info]made_by_kali
    2005-09-12 02:09 am UTC (link)
    Congratulations, your icon has managed to distract me from Jude Law's penis. That's pretty freakin' impressive.

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    (no subject) - [info]absurdwords, 2005-09-12 02:11 am UTC
    (no subject) - [info]marumae, 2005-09-12 07:42 pm UTC
    ...
    [info]semtex
    2005-09-12 02:11 am UTC (link)
    Sorry, what?! I was distracted by WANG.

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    Re: ... - [info]angstymcgoth, 2005-09-12 01:13 pm UTC
    Re: ... - [info]semtex, 2005-09-12 11:55 pm UTC

    [info]also_not_a_pipe
    2005-09-12 02:13 am UTC (link)
    That there is a thing of beauty.

    Some of the comments were pretty funny, too.

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    (no subject) - [info]sabinelagrande, 2005-09-12 02:27 am UTC

    (Anonymous)
    2005-09-12 02:14 am UTC (link)
    It's hardly a shrinky-dink, but he won't be putting Ron Jeremy to shame any time soon. But come on, it's JUDE LAW. I can be shallow, but I don't think anyone is shallow enough to turn him down over that.

    The girl squeeing over foreskin (and the phrase "more skin, more fun!") is creepin' me out though. Some things are just not meant to be fangirled. A celebrity's foreskin is one of them.

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    (no subject) - [info]sahz, 2005-09-12 11:58 am UTC
    (no subject) - redwarrior, 2005-09-13 10:23 pm UTC
    (no subject) - [info]absurdwords, 2005-09-14 01:04 am UTC

    [info]kadath
    2005-09-12 02:15 am UTC (link)
    Dick size, nuthin'. How is he with his tongue?

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    (no subject) - [info]angstymcgoth, 2005-09-12 04:57 am UTC
    (no subject) - [info]heddychaa, 2005-09-12 07:37 am UTC
    (no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2005-09-12 10:44 am UTC
    (no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-13 02:26 am UTC

    [info]scarah2
    2005-09-12 02:17 am UTC (link)
    My favorite comment is the cryptic:

    Let to turtle come out

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    (no subject) - [info]alissa, 2005-09-12 03:29 am UTC
    (no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2005-09-12 04:30 am UTC

    [info]teruhiko
    2005-09-12 02:18 am UTC (link)
    Jaysus, how big do these people want men's penises to be? Looks totally normal-sized to me.

    Can't please some people...

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    (no subject) - [info]radiotrash, 2005-09-12 02:46 am UTC
    (no subject) - [info]prettyveela, 2005-09-12 03:15 am UTC
    (no subject) - [info]footsie, 2005-09-12 06:54 pm UTC
    (no subject) - [info]oddplaces, 2005-09-14 05:06 am UTC
    (no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-12 05:47 am UTC
    (no subject) - [info]palabradot, 2005-09-12 12:15 pm UTC
    (no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-15 07:09 am UTC
    (no subject) - [info]pointsandlaughs, 2005-09-12 05:20 pm UTC
    (no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-13 01:10 am UTC
    (no subject) - [info]pointsandlaughs, 2005-09-13 10:15 am UTC
    (no subject) - [info]misswindy, 2005-09-12 06:12 am UTC
    (no subject) - [info]vigilanterodent, 2005-09-12 06:28 pm UTC
    (no subject) - [info]goldberry, 2005-09-12 10:26 pm UTC
    (no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-13 09:37 pm UTC
    (no subject) - [info]jood, 2005-09-12 10:52 pm UTC
    (no subject) - [info]jerel, 2005-09-17 04:42 am UTC

    [info]adora_spintriae
    2005-09-12 02:23 am UTC (link)
    Wank... Jude Law... penis...

    If anybody wants me, I'll be in my bunk.

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    [info]grand_sealink
    2005-09-12 02:25 am UTC (link)
    Past a certain point, size doesn't mean anything. If he can't wield that thing, it doesn't matter.

    Of course, Jude Law CAN and DOES. On numerous occasions. That his wife doesn't know about.

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    (no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-12 02:46 am UTC

    [info]luthe
    2005-09-12 02:32 am UTC (link)
    Now, I'm a dyke, and therefore, not into the cock (or to be more accurate, the cock is never into me), but honestly? I would not be wanking about Jude Law's schlong. Have these people not watched Wilde? The man is damn sexy, in a way that has nothing to do with the power of the cock.

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    (no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-12 02:39 am UTC
    (no subject) - dracothelizard, 2005-09-12 02:31 pm UTC
    (no subject) - [info]pointsandlaughs, 2005-09-12 05:22 pm UTC
    (no subject) - [info]luthe, 2005-09-12 06:24 pm UTC
    (no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-13 09:37 pm UTC
    (no subject) - [info]jerel, 2005-09-17 04:45 am UTC

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    (no subject) - [info]jrs1980, 2005-09-12 04:49 am UTC
    (no subject) - [info]stopthatgirl7, 2005-09-13 02:43 pm UTC

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    So not related to the wank topic. XD - [info]stopthatgirl7, 2005-09-14 01:12 pm UTC

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    Re: So not related to the wank topic. XD - [info]stopthatgirl7, 2005-09-14 03:17 pm UTC

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    Re: So not related to the wank topic. XD - [info]stopthatgirl7, 2005-09-14 03:43 pm UTC

    [info]dreagonfli
    2005-09-12 03:10 am UTC (link)
    These people have never seen a penis.

    his lil ass dick can't even get past the pussy lips

    How...classy.

    Where did you find these people? I only want to know so I can stay as far away from them as possible.

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    [info]prettyveela
    2005-09-12 03:12 am UTC (link)
    Those of you who think this picture indicates that yes, Jude has a small package.....you obviously aren't getting any, or you'd know "dick's grow".

    Word to that. I mean damn what did they expect? Him up and ready for attention at all times? :\

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    (no subject) - [info]semtex, 2005-09-12 03:16 am UTC
    (no subject) - [info]prettyveela, 2005-09-12 03:19 am UTC
    (no subject) - [info]greenglass, 2005-09-12 04:39 am UTC
    (no subject) - [info]angstymcgoth, 2005-09-12 05:07 am UTC
    (no subject) - [info]semtex, 2005-09-13 12:00 am UTC
    (no subject) - [info]delarina, 2005-09-12 03:40 am UTC
    (no subject) - [info]semtex, 2005-09-12 11:58 pm UTC
    (no subject) - [info]ultimate_cin, 2005-09-12 05:25 am UTC

    [info]dandywolves
    2005-09-12 04:11 am UTC (link)
    I will NEVER get tired of looking at this picture. just the combination of his HAIR and his OUTFIT and his PANTS is just sooo wtf.

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    (no subject) - [info]felinephoenix, 2005-09-12 05:14 am UTC
    (no subject) - [info]pantyless_angel, 2005-09-12 06:38 am UTC
    (no subject) - [info]sluggirl, 2005-09-13 04:24 am UTC

    [info]koipool
    2005-09-12 04:19 am UTC (link)
    Okay, I'm not exactly a DICK EXPERT here, but uh... that looked pretty normal to me.

    I mean, what? I totally didn't look.

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    (no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2005-09-12 04:39 am UTC
    (no subject) - [info]felinephoenix, 2005-09-12 05:16 am UTC
    (no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2005-09-12 05:52 am UTC
    (no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-12 06:53 am UTC
    (no subject) - [info]platedlizard, 2005-09-12 08:56 am UTC
    (no subject) - [info]naienko, 2005-09-13 09:44 pm UTC

    [info]sennet
    2005-09-12 04:38 am UTC (link)
    >.> <.<

    Wangwangwangwangwangwangwangwangwang.

    This has been your Daily Wang.

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    [info]back_button
    2005-09-12 04:40 am UTC (link)
    Wasn't there penis wank (heh hehe penis wank) exactly like this a while ago, only over some other actor? "Oh no, he's uncut! Oh no, it's not that big!" I'm experiencing wank deja vu.

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    (no subject) - [info]wallflower, 2005-09-12 04:44 am UTC
    (no subject) - [info]back_button, 2005-09-12 05:02 am UTC
    (no subject) - [info]darthfi, 2005-09-12 11:39 am UTC
    (no subject) - [info]kinneas, 2005-09-12 11:01 pm UTC
    (no subject) - [info]back_button, 2005-09-13 05:44 am UTC
    (no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-20 02:59 am UTC
    (no subject) - [info]expeliarbum, 2005-09-12 05:29 am UTC
    (no subject) - [info]nights_mistress, 2005-09-12 11:31 am UTC
    (no subject) - [info]sahz, 2005-09-12 12:11 pm UTC
    (no subject) - [info]expeliarbum, 2005-09-12 01:36 pm UTC
    *seconded* - [info]pointsandlaughs, 2005-09-12 05:25 pm UTC

    (Anonymous)
    2005-09-12 04:47 am UTC (link)
    Naked Jude Law?! And they are complaining?!

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    (no subject) - [info]crickets, 2005-09-12 05:03 am UTC
    (no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-12 05:11 am UTC

    [info]goldberry
    2005-09-12 04:49 am UTC (link)
    Jude naked. Naked Jude. Guh. *Falls over. Twitches slightly*

    ...I'm sorry, there was wank? I must have been distracted by the... um... yeah. *Twitches more*

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    (no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-12 04:58 am UTC
    (no subject) - [info]goldberry, 2005-09-12 05:22 am UTC
    (no subject) - [info]koipool, 2005-09-12 05:17 am UTC
    (no subject) - [info]goldberry, 2005-09-12 05:20 am UTC

    [info]crickets
    2005-09-12 05:01 am UTC (link)
    Hmm. Normal looking penis - nice. Normal looking penis connected to Jude Law - very nice.

    his wild bush is just plain nasty and screams for scissors

    Shhh, sweetie. You're safe. The pubey man isn't coming after you.

    *rolls eyes*

    What is this lack of appreciation for natural pubic hair? Honestly, if you aren't sprouting out of your shorts or your bikini bottoms, who cares?

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    (no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2005-09-12 06:07 am UTC
    (no subject) - [info]crickets, 2005-09-12 07:36 am UTC

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    [info]luckdragonfujur
    2005-09-12 05:07 am UTC (link)
    *saves pictures, doesn't mind about the rest*

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    [info]felinephoenix
    2005-09-12 05:18 am UTC (link)
    his lil ass dick can't even get past the pussy lips... even if he did cut that nasty ass jungle he has down below that lil ass dick of his will always be SMALLLLLL.....HAHAH

    WOOOH! Really small... Jude should be crying right now i know that.. It's reaalyy small... If i were him I would be crying loud and loud..


    Who wants to bet these people are:

    A: The same person.
    B: In denial about their mad guy lust for Jude.
    C: A & B.

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    (no subject) - [info]ruby_tuesday, 2005-09-12 06:04 am UTC
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    [info]hellespont
    2005-09-12 05:19 am UTC (link)
    Forget the dick, that man is badly sunburned. Aren't British people supposed to carry parasols when they go out? *ducks*

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    (no subject) - [info]heddychaa, 2005-09-12 07:39 am UTC
    (no subject) - 3_word_dude, 2005-09-12 08:48 pm UTC
    (no subject) - [info]oddplaces, 2005-09-14 05:10 am UTC

    [info]pepperlandgirl4
    2005-09-12 05:24 am UTC (link)
    He's bigger than Brad Pitt...

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    (no subject) - [info]sahz, 2005-09-12 12:14 pm UTC
    (no subject) - [info]xeno4eyes, 2005-09-14 05:33 am UTC
    (no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-16 06:42 am UTC

    [info]expeliarbum
    2005-09-12 05:33 am UTC (link)
    Never mind the 'It's small/big/cut/uncut' wank... we should be worrying about the kids who're dying out there! You're all wank and wank and wank! You should be investing your time in something more valuable, like watching porn Staring at Jude's dick Helping the people in Africa!!!!

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    (no subject) - [info]goldberry, 2005-09-12 05:37 am UTC
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