The Dark Side tempts FF7 fans
Final Fantasy 7 fansite
ff7ac.net posts that someone's ripped the DVD-sequel (currently available in Japan only) and it's been posted on various torrent sites for download.
Wank sparks in the comments over whether downloading it makes you a true fan or not, proclamations of "I won't/will download it!" along with the 50-odd comments of "link plz!" (and various spoilers, or comments parading as spoilers.) People call each other names, stand on moral high grounds, and type in netspeak.
Not the most dramatic thing in the universe, but still funny.