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telegramsam ([info]telegramsam) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-09-21 22:23:00


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House, MD wank, over at imdb
So Billntwork wasn't too happy with last night's episode of House, MD, apparently. The episode featured a terminally ill 9 year old cancer patient. The girl's character was portrayed as courageous but manipulative of adults. She guilted the pretty-boy australian doctor into giving her a kiss since she'd never kissed a boy and was dying. Not much of one, mind you, a quick closed-mouth peck that obviously made the doctor highly uncomfortable for the rest of the episode. But no, apparently it's a sexual advance, according to Billntwork.

And also apparently this is

"First and foremost, it is illegal. I had this confirmed when the FCC agreed. Upon reciept of my written complaint, it took the FCC all of 90 minutes to open a criminal investigation. Same with LA County Sheriff when I called them and registered a Child Abuse complaint. It's not just me. And this *Act* is being investigated on 2 fronts...

Letter (electronic) filed with FCC and LA County Sheriff's office...

Network: FOX Broadcasting

Show: "House"

Date/Time: At or about 2112 hours-9:12 PM (pacific). September 20, 2005

At or about 9:12 PM, Fox Network was airing a program titled "House." In this particular episode, Actor Jesse Spencer was portraying character Dr. Robert Chase. "Dr. Chase" is observed kissing a 9 year old cancer patient On the Lips! The young actress's name is Sasha Embeth Pieterse. The context of the kiss, as I understood it to be, was a Doctor granting a 9 year old cancer patient's wish to "...Kiss a boy..." The doctor, after hesitating for a moment, reaches down and kisses the little girl on the lips.

Not only is this wrong, it is illegal for an adult to kiss a 9 year old in a sexual manner.

I wish to lodge a formal complaint against FOX Network, NBC Universal Television and Executive Producer Paul Attanasio. I also wish to lodge a complaint against Actor Jesse Spencer as well."


And it's not long before all the kids come crawling out of the woodwork, with cries of "Get a life!" and "You're sick!" and "The LAPD doesn't care, they're just obliged to investigate by law! You're wasting their time and resources!" etc, etc, etc.

And then he plays it cool when it's obvious everyone thinks he's a dick, claiming to find it amusing that he can piss off so many with his stupidity.

And lo, the spooge just flies.



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[info]gloria_mundi
2005-09-22 04:44 am UTC (link)
Dear Billntwork;

Having read your complaint, I would like to share with you the following Ancient Japanese Proverb

Image hosted by Photobucket.com

-Fox Network

PS: Jackass.

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[info]masanbol
2005-09-22 04:54 am UTC (link)
What a self-absorbed snotbag.

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(Anonymous)
2005-09-22 04:56 am UTC (link)
...This sort of thing makes my brain hurt.

Doesn't this moron understand that
A - it's scripted;
B - a quick peck on the lips is not sexual;
C - FOX wouldn't risk their asses on an abuse charge, so no doubt there was permission from the actress's parents.

He filed "formal" complaints with the FCC and LA County Sheriff? Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

Or maybe he's one of those psychotically overzealous right-wingers like that guy in the Midwest, the one whose church congregation is almost entirely composed of his relatives? (Name escapes me.)

— LJ user hisui_shinigami

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[info]drworm
2005-09-22 05:00 am UTC (link)
I KNEW IT WAS COMING! I knew someone would get their panties in a wad over that!

And here I was practically shouting at Chase to just hurry up and kiss her already. I so wanted that moment. And, god, I did not expect to get it.

Entire production staff of House: I love you. Never, ever stop.

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Genders reversed? You got it! - [info]honorh, 2005-09-24 09:14 am UTC
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[info]medievaloracle
2005-09-22 05:05 am UTC (link)
Good lord. Now I realize that my first reaction was "Talk about fodder for a lawsuit," but I didn't mean in real life. (What if her -mother- had come in? Innocent or no, if a mother comes in to find the doctor kissing her nine year old, they wouldn't have been able to ignore poor Stacy this episode.)

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(Anonymous)
2005-09-22 05:06 am UTC (link)
I just posted this to wank report. Actually, this wank gets much funnier down the road.

(http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0412142/board/thread/26604172?d=26605254#26605254) Because it is illegal for adults to kiss children, and worse, SO VERY ILLEGAL for doctors to kiss their patients!

People tell said freak that he is a freak. They tell freak, um you do realize that Jesse Spencer isn't a doctor, right? Freak continues to freak. The LAPD agrees with me, and you guys are all masturbating! (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0412142/board/thread/26604172?d=26606401#26606401)

It's illegal for doctors to kiss their patients... the LAPD agrees wiht me on it's face. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0412142/board/thread/26604172?d=26610115#26610115) (WTF again?)

FOX is going to get a fine! We ahve investigating bodies. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0412142/board/thread/26604172?d=26611442#26611442)

The kicker: Um, I never actually saw the scene. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0412142/board/thread/26604172?d=26622887#26622887)

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[info]blackjackrocket
2005-09-22 05:07 am UTC (link)
Oh geez. You know what's sad? I don't doubt for a minute that this guy managed to get the FCC to support his prudish ways.

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[info]elektra3
2005-09-22 05:58 am UTC (link)
Not only is this wrong, it is illegal for an adult to kiss a 9 year old in a sexual manner.

Er... But he wasn't. Kissing her in a sexual manner, that is. He was giving a terminally ill cancer patient her last wish. Bit of a difference there.

Hasn't this guy ever heard of a chaste kiss?

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[info]lunarei
2005-09-22 06:04 am UTC (link)
Blegh. What a dick. This is obviously one of those ink blots where people see what they have in the back of their heads.

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[info]nights_mistress
2005-09-22 06:05 am UTC (link)
I'm betting Jesse Spencer wishes he had accepted his place in the medicine program at...Melbourne University, I think.

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fuzzy_ears
2005-09-22 06:14 am UTC (link)
Obviously, I'm only commenting because I want to use my House icon.

God, I hate people that can't handle television.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-22 09:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]_dinsdale, 2005-09-27 02:07 am UTC
I say this not having seen the episode...
[info]sailorjpg
2005-09-22 06:33 am UTC (link)
Because the whole innocent kid wanting a kiss before they die is so outdated...let's add undertones that only Billntwork can see. They're Maaaagic undertones.

Dude, if you see that as inappropriate, then I think you might be the one with the problem

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Re: I say this not having seen the episode... - [info]nima_skysong, 2005-09-22 06:51 am UTC

[info]darkrose
2005-09-22 06:49 am UTC (link)
This has to be one of the best IMDb smackdowns I've seen:


billntwrk...Also, for the record. Parents, Welfare workers etc are at the set, not neccessarily *On Set* I speak from experience.

MrPalmerstude...[Parents, Welfare workers etc are at the set, not neccessarily *On Set* I speak from experience.]

Webster? Is that you?

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[info]aerobot
2005-09-22 06:59 am UTC (link)
I hate these sorts of people. Nudity, kissing, showering together, etc, even in a totally non-sexual context, is OMGEVIL.

NOT. EVERYTHING. IS. SEXUAL. DAMMIT.

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(Anonymous)
2005-09-22 07:46 am UTC (link)
I couldn't help it, I had to try and point some sense out to this moron.

*hangs head in shame*

Forgive me father, for I have gotten myself involved in wank.

djs_specs on LJ

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(Anonymous)
2005-09-22 07:58 am UTC (link)
Can you just imagine what this guy thinks of Taxi Driver?

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[info]grand_sealink
2005-09-22 08:07 am UTC (link)
CHASE/NINE-YEAR-OLD GIRL OTP!!!

Seriously, though, having never seen the show and knowing little about it, I have to wonder what the doc's perceived ethical issues were, as they could color the wank:

-a older man kissing prepubescent girl
-male kissing female
-doctor kissing patient

Of course, the wanker might be in a twist that the NYO Girl got in the way of his OTP.

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[info]melloniel
2005-09-22 08:27 am UTC (link)
I'd like to see this guy watch Léon.

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[info]linzee
2005-09-22 09:09 am UTC (link)
Man, if that sent the OP into an LAPD-calling, FCC-warning rage, I'd love to see what they do with shows like L&O:SVU. Or better yet, just point them towards the HP fandom and watch their brains explode.

The best part of this wank was how holier-than-thou all their responses are, based on the fact that the LAPD and FCC said they'd "look into it." They do realize that's a canned answer, right? If he/she had called the LAPD complaining of lights in the sky and anal probing, they would have had to give the same response. It does not mean the people you called don't think you're full of shit, hon - it just means they can't administer the Righteous Smackdown the way that IMDB can.

Shame, that. Personally, I've always wondered what it takes to make a member of the FCC go "bitch, please."

Linzee

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(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2005-09-24 07:36 am UTC

dracothelizard
2005-09-22 12:43 pm UTC (link)
By the way, the folks over at the House MD community on LJ ain't happy either. http://www.livejournal.com/community/house_md/499479.html.

And also, "I did my civic duty." WTF? Go help old ladies cross the street if you want to do your 'civic duty' moron.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-22 02:33 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-09-22 12:50 pm UTC (link)
I call troll. A highly annoying one at that. Possibly even someone with a personal grudge against the show.

Billntwork: Use my union membership as a matter of establishing credability.

Someone else: I wrap tape on stuff for a living, therefore i must be believed. Yeah, right.

Heh. What exactly do grips do, anyway?

Ani Mouse

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-22 10:57 pm UTC
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[info]wrongly_amused
2005-09-22 02:51 pm UTC (link)
How has this guy survived television up until now?

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(Anonymous)
2005-09-22 03:07 pm UTC (link)
What an utter dick.

lordlucan of LJ

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(Anonymous)
2005-09-22 03:10 pm UTC (link)
I like how he harps on about how he is a "Card Carrying Union Member(tm)"

a Point is, as a Card Carrying Union member, my complaint tends to get a little more consideration than Joe Schmoe calling the 1-800 number.

... both of my parents are members of healthcare unions. Do I get a hereditary right to ring a whambulance to cart him away? Preferably to Bedlam?

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(no subject) - dracothelizard, 2005-09-23 01:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kimera, 2005-09-23 02:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]emeralinedragon, 2005-09-23 04:20 am UTC
Can we? Huh? Huh?
[info]quantify
2005-09-22 04:21 pm UTC (link)
If he gets this crazy over an adult/child closed mouth peck on the lips, let's drop billntwrk off in the middle of the HP fandom.

I think it would be fun to watch his head explode.

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Re: Can we? Huh? Huh? - [info]narcissam, 2005-09-22 05:26 pm UTC
Re: Can we? Huh? Huh? - [info]entelodont, 2005-09-22 05:44 pm UTC
Re: Can we? Huh? Huh? - (Anonymous), 2005-09-23 02:27 am UTC
Re: Can we? Huh? Huh? - [info]the_mouse, 2005-09-23 05:05 am UTC
Re: Can we? Huh? Huh? - [info]narcissam, 2005-09-24 12:30 am UTC
Re: Can we? Huh? Huh? - [info]the_mouse, 2005-09-24 11:14 pm UTC



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