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mugsy1274 ([info]mugsy1274) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-09-23 07:43:00


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Seriously...Kids Incorporated wank...yeah, I know.
(from wank_report, posted on behalf of papergraffiti.com...I am involved in encouraging some of the wank, but the bulk of it is mostly one-sided. Sorry for the confusion! Also crossposted to i_wank.)


This is totally minor wank, but it's my very own wank and I am so utterly amused by it that I must share with all of you.

So, to amuse myself on my own blog, I have written a few posts about various children's TV shows from the 1980s. My most recent TV show post dealt with the illustrious alumni of Kids Incorporated, the precursor to KidzBop that featured kids singing entirely inappropriate songs for their age, complete with dream sequences, ugly 80's costuming and silly choreography.

This post has been up for awhile now, and everyone who reads my blog seemed to enjoy it...until Monday night, when I received the following (completely serious) comment on the blog:

You…ought to be shot.

If you’re going to bash somebody, be sure you get your facts straight! Riley wasn’t the sneaker inventor, Flip was.
You may think Renee’s nothing, but she’s a damn sight better than some jackass who blogs about a show and gets all the details wrong! And you call yourself a fan?!?!?!

Oh, and SPEAKING of getting everything wrong, nearly all of these commenters are dumbasses, too!
Kids Inc. was taped in CA, so no one in Florida has the right to do anything with the episodes. This is more than likely the moron who posted all over TvTome that DVD’s were “comming”.

Do any of you have a halfway decent thing to say about a single member of this show? If not, SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!!


I kind of sat there for a minute, trying to discern if my sarcas-o-meter was off or if this person was for real. Unfortunately, when I looked up the domain name of the email she left on her comment (f_ckyou@imallwrite.com), I found that she was Dawne, the webmaster of www.imallwrite.com, devoted to none other than Kids Inc. and the band almost everyone forgot about once Fergie left--Wild Orchid! Not ONLY that, but she has a section dedicated to "Brain-dead KI bashers" and I am the ONLY entry. She's gonig to make sure I pay for what I've done!! I felt (almost) honored. I had my very own Internet troll! I promptly realized that this could be f_w fodder, but I'd have to see how it would play out.

I'd never had a troll of my very own, so I surfed around her site and LJ communities to see if I could figure out the proper care and feeding this troll would require. I also couldn't resist sharing the wank with some of my friends, who posted a few snarky comments on her GreatestJournal KI community. OH NOES! Of course, they were all promptly baleeted and replaced with her own namecalling and general crazy. Her communities are locked from non-friends and anon comments...Paranoia much? It looks like OMG she's *totally* shown me!! I'm heartbroken, y'all, really. Who AM I to call myself a fan? I should have known better. I am just going to go watch my Jem & The Holograms DVDs and cry.

Then I discover that she's already had a GREAT deal of Wild Orchid wank all on her own! She sounds a little TOO obsessed with one of the members of the band (the one nobody remembers)...I hope there are no identities, bunnies or husbands involved, because it sounds a little bit Single White Female, and a little bit Fatal Attraction. Eep!

This chick wanks in fandoms that I didn't even know existed! Did you guys know that there was a rabid Kids Inc. fandom that was armed with pitchforks and four-letter words if you got a tiny factoid wrong about their preciousss show? I guess you learn something new every day. It looks like she is an HP fan on Veritaserum, and I would be completely surprised if she's not a Harmonian. She's THAT crazy."


The wank continues as Dawne starts waxing crazy with a lot of four-letter words. She is convinced that Jess (a.k.a. papergraffiti.com) is "out to get her" and is amassing some kind of Internet army to ruin her life. Meanwhile, even her own community wants her to shut the hell up.

A few of Jess' friends decide that since Crazy!Dawne thinks they're after her anyway, they'll troll her Kids INC. message board. The board membership more than doubles in one day, and receives the most posts it has ever seen. Dawne is threatens Jess and her "Internet army" about how they will rue the day they ever stepped into cyberspace. Dawne locks down her message board when she's not around to prevent trouble. Dawne deletes her LJ. Dawne deletes her website. Wow, she's sure showing everyone!

Meanwhile, she rants in her GreatestJournal about people bashing her icon. It appears that Dawne assumes Jess is actually the cause of people mocking her icon. Jess (along with some others) cannot resist commenting (now bringing the total contact she's had with Dawne to 3 comments throughout the ENTIRE WANK) about how her "wonderful icon" is misspelled.


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[info]made_by_kali
2005-09-23 03:09 pm UTC (link)
[info]i_wank?

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(Anonymous)
2005-09-23 03:14 pm UTC (link)
Actually, it was a wank that I am involved in, posted by a friend of mine. I'd have totally posted it to i_wank if I had a journalfen. I put it on wank_report and my friend picked it up from there for me.

~papergraffiti.com

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[info]miss_padfoot
2005-09-23 03:26 pm UTC (link)
The first-person thing is a bit confusing. You may want to edit that.

Otherwise, that wanker is a first-class idiot :D

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[info]mugsy1274
2005-09-23 03:36 pm UTC (link)
Don't go away, the wank gets wankier!! I edited a bit to clarify the wank, and also added some info. Thanks!! :)

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[info]brick_me
2005-09-23 03:28 pm UTC (link)
http://imallwrite.com/hallofshame.html <-- ded. Just a wrong URL or deleted already?

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[info]mugsy1274
2005-09-23 03:30 pm UTC (link)
She apparently deleted it. However, this is what the Jess section had said (I'll find it in my google desktop cache when I get to work):


This bitch - Jess, I guess her name is. Not only does she not have a clue what she's talking about, she bashed not one, but EVERY KI alum!! It's people like this that give fandoms a bad name. I will personally see to it that she is forced to remove the link to ki.us from her blog or whatever the hell she considers it.

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[info]mugsy1274
2005-09-23 05:48 pm UTC (link)
Here are screencaps of the Hall of Shame:

Hall of Shame

2nd Hall of Shame page

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(no subject) - [info]brick_me, 2005-09-24 11:35 am UTC

[info]batshitinsane
2005-09-23 06:00 pm UTC (link)
CHI CHI CHI CHI WOOOOO PAIIIII!

BOING! BOING!

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(no subject) - [info]rowan, 2005-09-23 07:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladylance, 2005-09-23 09:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaootaku, 2005-09-23 09:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]batshitinsane, 2005-09-24 06:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]brick_me, 2005-09-23 11:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]batshitinsane, 2005-09-24 06:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]brick_me, 2005-09-24 11:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaootaku, 2005-09-24 04:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]brick_me, 2005-09-24 11:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaootaku, 2005-09-25 12:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]batshitinsane, 2005-09-24 07:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaootaku, 2005-09-24 07:57 pm UTC

[info]zebeckras
2005-09-23 04:07 pm UTC (link)
Wow. The GreatestJournal ranting is amazing. EIGHT POSTS in under three hours about how much she loves her icons, and is the last original thinker for not deleting them. I think I love her.

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[info]ladylance
2005-09-23 04:55 pm UTC (link)
Wow. The sad part is, her icons really do suck. Did she make them in Paint?

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(no subject) - [info]mugsy1274, 2005-09-23 05:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-23 05:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kadath, 2005-09-23 06:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nima_skysong, 2005-09-23 07:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fuzzybluelogic, 2005-09-23 08:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-23 08:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fuzzybluelogic, 2005-09-23 08:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-23 08:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fuzzybluelogic, 2005-09-23 09:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-23 09:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-23 09:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fuzzybluelogic, 2005-09-23 09:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-23 09:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fuzzybluelogic, 2005-09-23 09:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-23 09:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladybirdsleeps, 2005-09-23 08:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladylance, 2005-09-23 09:03 pm UTC
Oh my god. - (Anonymous), 2005-09-23 10:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]crickets, 2005-09-24 12:32 am UTC
Man. - [info]semtex, 2005-09-24 02:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2005-09-24 04:56 pm UTC

[info]jocondite
2005-09-23 05:14 pm UTC (link)
Oh dear, look at her icon keywords. They all include variants of 'this does not suck'.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-23 05:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-09-23 05:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-23 05:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]zebeckras, 2005-09-23 06:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nima_skysong, 2005-09-23 07:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2005-09-23 07:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2005-09-23 11:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-23 08:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tronella, 2005-09-23 09:37 pm UTC
Icon <3 - [info]caoilte, 2005-09-24 02:39 pm UTC
Re: Icon <3 - [info]tronella, 2005-09-26 09:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]crickets, 2005-09-24 12:47 am UTC

[info]smo
2005-09-23 05:22 pm UTC (link)
*boggles at the crazy*

Girlfriend needs to switch to decaf.

And you are "it's" bitch? That would mean "and I am it is bitch." There isn't supposed to be an apostrophe.

XD WIN!!!!

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(Anonymous)
2005-09-23 05:32 pm UTC (link)
For more Capslock!Dawne, go to http://www.wildorchid.com/messageboard/search.cfm and in the "Search Message" field type Dawne. You can't see any of the original posts (I think hers were deleted) but you can see a LOT of responses. She apparently trolled the Wild Orchid official message board and drove a lot of people batshit crazy, then posted THIS manifesto:
http://www.imallwrite.com/WildOrchid/RumorsStopNow.html

~Jess

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[info]jumble
2005-09-23 05:47 pm UTC (link)
So far, this is my favourite crazy page.

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(no subject) - [info]wrongly_amused, 2005-09-23 06:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]here4tehwank, 2005-09-23 07:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - croupier, 2005-09-23 07:31 pm UTC
onoes! - [info]semtex, 2005-09-24 02:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fuzzybluelogic, 2005-09-23 08:43 pm UTC
Hit counter at bottom of page... - [info]semtex, 2005-09-24 02:19 am UTC

[info]wrongly_amused
2005-09-23 06:29 pm UTC (link)
And pro-lifers say ALL babies are worth saving.

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(no subject) - [info]nima_skysong, 2005-09-23 07:03 pm UTC

[info]iczer6
2005-09-23 06:59 pm UTC (link)
Why can I remember the Kids Inc. theme song?

And why is it STUCK IN MY HEAD?

It's like my childhood has returned in wank form!

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K-I-D-S!!! - [info]sidhaethe, 2005-09-23 08:21 pm UTC
Re: K-I-D-S!!! - [info]iczer6, 2005-09-23 09:48 pm UTC
Re: K-I-D-S!!! - (Anonymous), 2005-09-23 10:12 pm UTC
Re: K-I-D-S!!! - [info]iczer6, 2005-09-24 06:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]adora_spintriae, 2005-09-24 03:47 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-09-23 09:40 pm UTC (link)
http://www.greatestjournal.com/users/dark_of_heart/25132.html (http://www.greatestjournal.com/users/dark_of_heart/25132.html)

I love it when internet nutters lose their shit. It just...fills me with glee. For you, Dawne. (http://www.artghost.com/cards/cards2/valium.jpg)

-pink_rhombus, commenting anonymously because she just switched browsers and forgot her JF password.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-23 09:40 pm UTC

rowleyorama
2005-09-24 02:24 am UTC (link)
Jess, Jess, Jess. you don’t know the history of Kids Incorporated. I do. Jess, you’re…you’re glib.


Best Crazy!Tom Cruise adaptation ever.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-24 06:58 am UTC
(no subject) - rowleyorama, 2005-09-24 10:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-25 12:16 am UTC
(no subject) - rowleyorama, 2005-09-25 02:19 am UTC

[info]kicklecubicle
2005-09-24 02:25 am UTC (link)
It's weird...I had seen this person's website a while ago. It was just your usual mix of fanfiction, musings, the usual "Geocities circa. 1998" ilk. However...call it a psychic impulse, intuition, whatever- Somehow, I could just smell the wank coming off this one.

Wow, and what a wank it was too! I even thought of her when I saw "Kids Inc. Wank" on the front page.

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(no subject) - [info]semtex, 2005-09-24 07:01 am UTC

[info]nima_skysong
2005-09-24 03:25 am UTC (link)
this Dawne is the craziest, scariest person I has ever heard of. please, make sure she never finds me.
[meep]

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[info]skewed_tartan
2005-09-24 06:32 am UTC (link)
What do you watch, redneck porno movies? Drunk midget wrestling?
Why yes, yes I do. First rate programming there. :D

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[info]skewed_tartan
2005-09-24 06:36 am UTC (link)
And on that note-who would pay to see Usagi Kou and "Dawne" in the ultimate insane fangirl show-down?

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(no subject) - [info]supertetris, 2005-09-24 07:34 am UTC
(no subject) - rowleyorama, 2005-09-24 10:45 pm UTC

[info]your_face
2005-09-24 07:00 am UTC (link)
Kids, Incorporated wank?!

This is awesome on so many levels.

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[info]caoilte
2005-09-24 02:52 pm UTC (link)
I read her fanfiction article and it was a complete waste of time. I'll bet she's completely taken the works she's cited out of context, not to mention jumped to the totally wrong conclusions. In short, it's a load of bollocks.

I also wonder why she chose to delete her entire site. Is it because all the 'wankers' are right, it's rubbish? Certainly looked it to me from what little I saw....can't stand the heat, get off the internet, honey.

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[info]ultimate_cin
2005-09-25 08:33 am UTC (link)
I thought I had seen it all when I saw My Little Pony wank.

This beats that by a MILE......*boggles*

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