You're an asshole with NO HEART!!!
Over on ygo_badfics, someone posts a standard badfic:

It's a Dog's Life

The entire first chapter is posted. For awhile, nothing unusual is said. Then, about half a month later, the author shows up:

Bla bla bla! You can't flame a first fic, Blabla I don't care! Bla Bla Bla! Copyright! Bla Bla Bla! U R MEEEAN!! "Oh, and did I mention that I didn't care?"

Uh-huh. Loads of fun for a couple of days(especially when the writer's friends join in), then the BAN BUTTON appears.

Oh well.