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Maria the Lost (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} mariagoner) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} fandom_wank,@ 2005-09-26 19:34:00 |
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| Current mood: | E-V-O-L |
| Current music: | Sexual HEALING |
Blessed Be-- Non-Harmonian Potter Shipping Wank!
If you've been keeping with Fandom Wank's Harry Potter posts, you might think most of the HP Fandom is preoccupied by Tin Hat Harmonions rewriting the 6th book to sue Hermione more effectively, or by random Mary Sue booty calls. Some of you might even belive that asll the wank about the 6th book has quietly died down and is gearing up for the 4th movie. But my friends, I am here to proclaim that there is still brilliant Harry Potter wank out there, virgin wank that has yet to be violated by FW's hive vagina in terrible, terrible, wank-on-Fanfic-rants inducing ways. All I can do is humbly submit the following links to the community on bended news and beg you to please take a minute to gaze at the spooge that results in awe, terror, fear and, yes, even mercy!
For example...
Find yourself astounded at the way Harry/Ginny and Harry/Luna fans apparently snipe at each other with the smoldering hatred of a thousand nuns! It's very east-coast-west-coast gangsta, but with fictional characters. H/L Gloat Post 2.
MANY, many more posts down below!
Astound yourself with how self-congratulatory the "winning" Harry/Ginny fans are with their astonishing (The hero ending up with his best friend's pretty sister in order to assimilate with his friend's family? Why, I've never heard such a preposterous plot twist in my entire life!) H/G Gloat Post 1
Marvel at the sheer ingenuity in how some of the rabid Ginny-fen adore her solitary function as Harry's-future-wife while blasting the rest of the fandom was being "misogynistic" for disliking such a "perfect" character! (You're not misogynistic if you bash Harry's other girlfriends/potential love interests, apparently. Or if you have the feminist sensibilities of Molly Weasley.) Another Rant on Ginny Hataz
Thrill at the way some apparently can't understand why everyone doesn't find Ginny as wonderful as they do! Or that authorial intention doesn't always dictate who people in Fandom like! (Dude, hello, Snape?) Ginny's Defender Posts.
And as an extra bonus... here are a couple of more deliciously thick and wanky posts that I haven't the ingenuity to make semi-funny comments about!
Ginny-- a Bully?!
STFU you beeeeeetch!
How DARE you insinuate that JKR's writing might have SOME logical fallacies!
Get the non-Harmonion, collectible wank when it's piping hot, babies! And be sure to save some copies of it soon-- if this treasure trove ever disappears, we might not see such fine specimens of Harry/Ginny wankiness until... oh say... next week?
And believe me when I tell you I use my Luna Icon with much love here. ;)
Also, about this being a Grudge Wank? Please read disclaimer below.
Personally, this post isn't about me holding any particular grudges against any of the people here at all-- I don't know them, they don't know me, I just find them funny as hell. You may or may not believe me, I but I thought it was important to put this point out anyway. I am a Harry/Luna shipper (and a Luna/Hermione and Luna/Ron and Luna/Insert Misc. Character Here Shipper as well!) but I don't particularly find Harry/Anyone Else Ships obnoxious either (though I think the way JKR handed H/G is pitiable.) And I don't honestly care what the fen are up to unless they do something I think is hilarious. Also I can understand why some people might find some of the posts nonwanky-- but have you seen the comments IN said posts? There are people declaring themselves WINNERS for having their ship come into question, people who believe that Disney Heroines are the best possible role models young girls could hold, and people who feel that having a main female character pop out the hero's BABEEZ is a good enough role for her. Here are some astounding quotes from the above posts that I thought were great.
And no, what I said above is not a matter of interpretation (another fucking argument I am sick and God Damned tired of hearing).
I wish fandom would get that oh-so-simple fact through their thick skulls and stop acting like they determine what characters should be liked, what characters should be hated.
The problem with hating Ginny is that it goes against the intent of the author and that's why your interpretation is flawed. We are meant to like Ginny and we are not meant to like Draco.
They don't want to believe that Ginny instead of their chosen female character (I'm not sure with Lyshite but I think she's a H/Hr) is Harry's love interest. I'm just getting tired as well of all their hate.
We get it, you hate Ginny, now fuck off because Harry, most of the characters in the series and ourselves don't.
I see more Draco love than Ginny love, yet she will be his future wife and Draco perhaps an insignificant minion, dying away in Azkaban.
AND MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE QUOTE FROM ALL OF THIS:
They have nothing better to do with their selves but hate a person that doesnt exist.
I shall list all of the "bitchy" things Saint Hermione has done.
