Slashwank. Is there any other kind?
I was sitting on this one for a few days over at clairvoyant_wank, and as such it's a few days old. But the other non-Harmonian HP wank was boring because no Chinese fetuses were aborted so now you get some slashwank.

Halfway down the page at the 'CS Male Slash' thread at FAP, Emmylou makes a comment:

I really can't stand the slash I've seen (although I have less aversion to femme-slash) I've yet to see anything that addresses the fact that being gay is not 'normal'.

PLEASE don't take that the wrong way. By 'not normal', I don't mean 'unnatural' or 'disgusting', I mean that it's nowhere near as common as het and that it will make you stand out from the crowd and it will mean that people are going to be against you.

Megarouge, in an attempt to be worldly, open-minded, tolerant and liberal, proclaims:

What an incredibly ignorant thing to say. You must be a Christian.... You are a despicable girl and I pity anyone who has to deal with you on a regular basis.

And that's only a snippet of the fun. And Megarouge never stops deliberately breaking the rules. What a champ.

WAY TO GO DUDE A+++.