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The Norwegian ([info]minibalrogmum) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-09-27 07:11:00


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Current mood:amused

CSI 'Ship Wank - Grillows and Geeklove battle it out
Once upon a time there was a television show about bugs and blood and dead bodies, but everyone knew it was really about who would get in whose pants.

In one corner, the Grissom and Sara ship, often known as Geeklove and GSR. In the other, Grissom/Catherine, sometimes known as Grillows. And of course, what better way to settle which is the best than an online petition war?

An Anti-Grissom/Sara online petition versus a Pro Grissom/Sara petition.

The signatures are, as you can imagine, full of joy and insults and foaming at the mouth inbetween the saner ones. Choice bits:

Lisa says Grissom and Sara together will mean the end of the CSI we know and dearly love. It is so fundamentally wrong that it could even mean the end of the universe.

Babydoll says For THREE seasons CSI convinced us it was right, and then Sara realised it two, in Playing with Fire, and now we know Grissom realises it too, after Butterflied, I don't believe in destiny, but I do as far as TVs concerned, and as the Ultimate CSI Fan, I of all people would know when something on CSI is destined to happen, everyone knows that it will eventually, so why wait, all the signs are here!

Unlimited says GSR SUCKS!!!! TPTB haven't apparently realized that there are more other ships and GSR haters than actual GSRs. It's been FORCED DOWN OUR THROATS TOOOOO LONG, and quite frankly, no one can take it anymore. I'd rather see Ecklie and Hodges together than GSR!!! And I DESPISE slash!!!GSRs ARE WANNABE REALISTS!!!!

Mindy says OMG Yeah!!!! I am so sick of hearing about stupid GSR. I am also sick of being bitched at because I am not a GSR fan...sorry...get this I LIKE SOFIA!!!! YTDAW freaks need to get off my back! GSR is SOOOO Disgusting!

Bailey says Kill all the GSR's!!!

Ana says i really want say somenthing.
if Cath and Warrick can have their moment why not Griss and Sara????
in this season they had fews scenes together...why??? why?? and know become worse with Sophia....
you can't put Grissom with Sophia.
come on No afther everything
you are killing us

Come on
a couple like Griss and Sara will become everything better
they will never will be like other couples in tv, this is the big secret!!
their moments are amazing
plsss
plsss don't end it
like plp said
they need stay together...........there's just no other way!!!


WARNING!!! says ppls this is a warnign 2 u. DONT READ THE PETITION 'Gil with anyone but sara' ESPECIALLY if u loves sara sidle. man they pick on her so much *sniff sniff* anyway where was i? these guys r sick enough 2 think SOPHIA *gag*, yeah thats right, FRIGGEN SOPHIA deserves gris more then sara? like, wot the hell? thats as wrong as watching a whale & an elephant hav babies 2gether!!!! damn it the thort makes me wana throw up. anywho... i reli dont wana c gris with sophia or sara with greg. gregs weird & i dont like him. GIVE ME MY GSR!!!! no gsr makes me agro. *sigh* i thort they were ment 2 b? SUM1 TRY & PROOVE ME WRONG!!!!


"Anna" and "CSI4life" have a conversation and play hangman, other ships come to play, Adolph Hitler shows up (Adolf's older twin??), a fanfic gets almost written, names are misspelled, exclamation marks have a party and fun is had by all.

Small and cute, but looks to be the start of a fun season.




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[info]candy
2005-09-27 10:34 am UTC (link)
Well, I don't know why they're wanking about Grissom having sex with anyone in the team myself.

But then my opinion (and it is just that) is that Grissom wouldn't, because the team is more important than where his cock ends up.

And he's really seeing Lady Heather between shows anyway

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(Anonymous)
2005-09-27 10:48 am UTC (link)
Really? Grissom/Greg is totally better than either pairing. Just saying.

But if you want to get into vaguely canonical possibilities, I agree with the above comment - Lady Heather!

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(Anonymous)
2005-09-27 11:06 am UTC (link)
I'm just going to sit here and squee with the spoilers, thank you very much.

I wanna hold hands and sing WE WON WON kumbaya when this is over. Because I'm 12.

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[info]elementalv
2005-09-27 11:31 am UTC (link)
This wank is directly the fault of the show's producers and writers, who've told the press that this season, Grissom is going to sleep with a CSI while away on a trip. Personally, I've interpreted this to mean that the car is going to break down in a cold area, and the pair will have to huddle together all night for warmth. It's equally possible that Grissom and [insert CSI of choice here] will be trapped inside a crime scene all night long or that they'll be on the red-eye to NYC and fall asleep against each other.

Anyway, even if Grissom *does* lose every ethical standard he owns for one night just to have sex with one of the people under his supervision, it won't be Sara. It will be Nick, 'cause Nick totally deserves to sleep with the boss after the end of S5.

Did I just say that out loud?

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(Anonymous)
2005-09-27 11:42 am UTC (link)
LMFAO at these petitioners!

Here's my favorite, from Ashleigh Britney Jones: "I don't know what all the fuss is about on this board... all I know is that Grissom is the sexiest man alive and I would show him my panties if he asked. Do you think he'd like that? msg me at sxyblondcheer@msn.com!"

He may like that, actually, but it would probably get him arrested.

And this, from Analysis: "IT IS THE BEST RELATIONSHIP WE HAVE SEEN IN A DECADE...."

Wow, a whole decade? Since what, then? Brenda and Dylan? Cory and Topanga? That's hardcore.

I agree with Waldo, who wisely says it's a show about crime, not romance. *Secretly pines for Warrick/Catherine*

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(Anonymous)
2005-09-27 12:02 pm UTC (link)
Know nothing about CSI, but I've heard people compare Grissom/Sara to House/Cameron.

That's enough evidence against the pairing for me.

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"They were scalded to death by the steam" - [info]phosfate, 2005-09-27 06:30 pm UTC
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[info]kraken_sleeps
2005-09-27 12:32 pm UTC (link)
*reads*

This is why I ship Nick and Greg. *nods*

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[info]flyingpumpkin
2005-09-27 12:46 pm UTC (link)
"Grillows" must be the ugliest shipname in the universe. Makes me think of crickets.

And I ask: why just one ship in CSI? It's fun because ALL the relationships are dysfunctional! And because Catherine is TOTALLY HOT.

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[info]sepiamagpie
2005-09-27 12:51 pm UTC (link)
QUESTION.

do you know what a yo!bling is?

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dracothelizard
2005-09-27 02:37 pm UTC (link)
"as the Ultimate CSI Fan, I of all people would know when something on CSI is destined to happen, everyone knows that it will eventually, so why wait, all the signs are here!"

HAHAHAHAAHA. Seriously. Haha!

And this is why my solution to any arguement about shipping A/B or A/C is to have a threesome with A/B/C. More fun for everybody!

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[info]mister_terrific
2005-09-27 03:43 pm UTC (link)
I always assumed that Catherine bribed Greg with lap dances to get her work pushed to the front of the queue.

And where's the Hodges love? Can't asshats get laid on CSI?

Mister Terrific
Defender of Fair Play

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[info]kadath
2005-09-27 03:46 pm UTC (link)
CSI started the long downhill slide when the writers started to focus on the in-team drama and not the magic forensics.

*grump*

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[info]ailei
2005-09-27 04:05 pm UTC (link)
Awwww. You know, Grissom totally blew with Sara, and as one of the few, the proud, the shameless Sara fangirls, it really upsets me to think of her with the sexy old curmudgeon. He just cannot possibly give her the warmth and happiness she deserves after all the shit she's been through. That's why I think she and Greg need to run off together and have happy!fun!kinky!sex and Grissom and Nick need to run off and have angsty!deep!sex. And lots of it. Now.

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[info]coffee_mug
2005-09-27 04:12 pm UTC (link)
The first one has to be a joke. Universe ending? No, that's too Harmonian for a fandom as relatively sane as CSI.

I don't ship Grissom myself. I mean, c'mon, the man collects bugs! Lady Heather totally ruffled his feathers and that was hot but that was pretty much it.

Greg is a sex machine, though.

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(Anonymous)
2005-09-27 05:12 pm UTC (link)
I can't stand Sara, but I can't really stand Catherine either. If I'm completely honest, I'd rather not see Grissom with anyone.

And I thought Warrick/Catherine was the OTP.

Why must all relatively good tv-shows be spoiled with pairing the main characters?



...though I wouldn't mind a little Nick/Greg every now and then.

LJ's stella_polaris

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[info]rackhamrose
2005-09-27 05:50 pm UTC (link)
...dude, much as I get a secret heartbreaking squee from Sara and Grissom doing their Tango De Baggage, isn't Ecklie kinda itching to fire everyone's ass the second they even hint they're stepping out of line?

(That said, I love that Grissom attracts women like Sara and Lady Heather and the 548765648 women who've hit on him over the course of the show. He's his own walking public service announcement: "Hey, guys, nerds can get laid. A lot.")

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[info]_angsty
2005-09-27 07:25 pm UTC (link)
Okay, who let all the stupid people into my fandom? What, did they get sick of Harry Potter and happen upon old CSI reruns?

I weep.

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SOME SPOILERS
(Anonymous)
2005-09-27 07:33 pm UTC (link)
Heh, and here I thought the next CSI wank was going to be about the fact that...


MINOR SPOILERS

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Warrick got married

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END MINOR SPOILERS

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Re: SOME SPOILERS - sharonapple, 2005-09-27 08:39 pm UTC
Re: SOME SPOILERS - sceach, 2005-09-28 09:38 pm UTC
Re: SOME SPOILERS - (Anonymous), 2005-09-29 02:53 pm UTC

[info]feloniousfeline
2005-09-27 07:47 pm UTC (link)
I'd rather see Ecklie and Hodges together than GSR!!!

Ecklie/Hodges just became my new OTP. Edges. Or Hecklie. Either way, theirluvissoassholishwithatouchofsnark.

Come on. You know it exists somewhere outside of my demented mind.

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[info]lizzypaul
2005-09-27 07:57 pm UTC (link)
See, I like Grissom/Sara in the show. The UST is fun and I think they'd be explosively hot together. Weirdly, though, I can't read Grissom/Sara fanfiction. ::shrug:: In my ideal CSI tv world, Grissom and Sara would hook up and there would be way more Greg/Nick flirting.

But then, in the fanfiction world I ship Grissom/Nick like whoa.

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[info]hadria
2005-09-27 08:29 pm UTC (link)
Ahhh, how I love Grissom/Sara (I'm sorry but they are so damn HOT) but I love CSI wank so much more and two in two weeks here is better than I'd ever hoped. It's just a neverending cycle and the people are crazy enough that these petitions will still be going strong with flaming two years from now. [spoilery]I guess we'll have to wait until episode five to find out if the universe really will end because of the fundamental wrongness of them hooking up. Or something.[/]

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[info]pants
2005-09-27 09:05 pm UTC (link)
Grissom/rollercoaster 4-ever.

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[info]dontdrinkthetea
2005-09-28 12:02 am UTC (link)
Hahhah! This is incredibly ridiculous. I admit to shipping Grissom/Sara, but I am not about to sign a petition or kill myself if they don't get together. People need to step back a bit and get perspective possibly, but that is probably asking a little much of the internets. I'm pretty much there for the corpse soup in trunks and Grissom on rollercoasters and whatnot.

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