CSI 'Ship Wank - Grillows and Geeklove battle it out
Once upon a time there was a television show about bugs and blood and dead bodies, but everyone knew it was really about who would get in whose pants.
In one corner, the Grissom and Sara ship, often known as Geeklove and GSR. In the other, Grissom/Catherine, sometimes known as Grillows. And of course, what better way to settle which is the best than an online petition war?
An Anti-Grissom/Sara online petition versus a Pro Grissom/Sara petition.
The signatures are, as you can imagine, full of joy and insults and foaming at the mouth inbetween the saner ones. Choice bits:
Lisa says Grissom and Sara together will mean the end of the CSI we know and dearly love. It is so fundamentally wrong that it could even mean the end of the universe.
Babydoll says For THREE seasons CSI convinced us it was right, and then Sara realised it two, in Playing with Fire, and now we know Grissom realises it too, after Butterflied, I don't believe in destiny, but I do as far as TVs concerned, and as the Ultimate CSI Fan, I of all people would know when something on CSI is destined to happen, everyone knows that it will eventually, so why wait, all the signs are here!
Unlimited says GSR SUCKS!!!! TPTB haven't apparently realized that there are more other ships and GSR haters than actual GSRs. It's been FORCED DOWN OUR THROATS TOOOOO LONG, and quite frankly, no one can take it anymore. I'd rather see Ecklie and Hodges together than GSR!!! And I DESPISE slash!!!GSRs ARE WANNABE REALISTS!!!!
Mindy says OMG Yeah!!!! I am so sick of hearing about stupid GSR. I am also sick of being bitched at because I am not a GSR fan...sorry...get this I LIKE SOFIA!!!! YTDAW freaks need to get off my back! GSR is SOOOO Disgusting!
Bailey says Kill all the GSR's!!!
Ana says i really want say somenthing.
if Cath and Warrick can have their moment why not Griss and Sara????
in this season they had fews scenes together...why??? why?? and know become worse with Sophia....
you can't put Grissom with Sophia.
come on No afther everything
you are killing us
Come on
a couple like Griss and Sara will become everything better
they will never will be like other couples in tv, this is the big secret!!
their moments are amazing
plsss
plsss don't end it
like plp said
they need stay together...........there's just no other way!!!
WARNING!!! says ppls this is a warnign 2 u. DONT READ THE PETITION 'Gil with anyone but sara' ESPECIALLY if u loves sara sidle. man they pick on her so much *sniff sniff* anyway where was i? these guys r sick enough 2 think SOPHIA *gag*, yeah thats right, FRIGGEN SOPHIA deserves gris more then sara? like, wot the hell? thats as wrong as watching a whale & an elephant hav babies 2gether!!!! damn it the thort makes me wana throw up. anywho... i reli dont wana c gris with sophia or sara with greg. gregs weird & i dont like him. GIVE ME MY GSR!!!! no gsr makes me agro. *sigh* i thort they were ment 2 b? SUM1 TRY & PROOVE ME WRONG!!!!
"Anna" and "CSI4life" have a conversation and play hangman, other ships come to play, Adolph Hitler shows up (Adolf's older twin??), a fanfic gets almost written, names are misspelled, exclamation marks have a party and fun is had by all.
Small and cute, but looks to be the start of a fun season.