Oldest story in the book.
Over on housefic, yankees_hater announces her new community, The No-Slash Zone. (Begging the question: "Is that kinda like the 'No Spin Zone' on the O'Reilly Factor?")

Commence mocking. Not only of the OP, but of the unintentionally hilarious FAQ, including such gems as:


Q: No slash? Why?
A: I hate it and am tired of going into sites for my favorite shows to find the main characters forced into non-cannonical homosexual relationships.

Q: What is slash and how do I know if I've written it?
A: Slash, as stated above, is the forcing of two characters into a non-cannonical homosexual relationship. It's pretty easy to tell if you've written it. If two characters of the same sex are in bed together, you have written slash.

Q: What about "tame slash"?
A: If you are referring to huggy-feely emotional stuff, send it to me and I will decide if it is slash or not.

I am nothing if not a slave to the power of suggestion.