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Pyrate Jenni ([info]pyratejenni) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-10-01 20:00:00
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Meanwhile, back at the GAFF...
There's been a spate of ridiculous,"look at meeee!" posts in Gabbery lately, mostly about help with homework and complaints about why someone can't wear watches. DancingBordercollie makes one, asking for help with a debate.

Tilly replies crankily.

The board explodes.

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[info]leto
2005-10-02 02:07 am UTC (link)
Not bob, famous troll of pottersues wrote:
Some of you think you are SO SMART with your commas,,,,,,, BUT GUESS WHAT! YOU JUST LOOK DUMB!

JK Rowling (really, in OoTP) wrote:
Ron ejaculated loudly.

Personally, I had a hard time getting past evil bob's contribution in his signature boxes. LOL

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Icon!
[info]skarrow
2005-10-02 04:42 am UTC (link)
I -knew- that guy reminded me of something...

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[info]explosivefun
2005-10-02 02:21 am UTC (link)
I like reading Tilly's posts, actually. I think they're far more amusing than a lot of the others in that thread.

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(no subject) - [info]footsie, 2005-10-02 06:41 am UTC

[info]azazello
2005-10-02 10:22 am UTC (link)
wanking harder than a hermit in a brothel


*The management can accept no responsibility for the quality of similies. No refunds offered.

Awesome simile in my not so 'umble. Is it free tonight? Could it come out for drinks?

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[info]dwib
2005-10-02 02:23 am UTC (link)
And don't bother telling me to calm down. I'm quite calm

Er, yeah.

This is snark.

Probably not if you have to point it out.

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(no subject) - [info]mookie, 2005-10-02 03:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]skarrow, 2005-10-02 04:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]drworm, 2005-10-02 05:46 am UTC

[info]jira
2005-10-02 02:54 am UTC (link)
*snort* Mm. Mod Complex. Let the spooge fly.

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[info]qem_chibati
2005-10-02 02:58 am UTC (link)
I though Tilly was the most amusing of the lot actually. o_O;

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(no subject) - [info]lessis, 2005-10-02 03:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]qem_chibati, 2005-10-02 03:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2005-10-02 05:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]qem_chibati, 2005-10-02 08:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2005-10-02 08:29 am UTC

[info]furiosity
2005-10-02 03:36 am UTC (link)
Tilly is by far the funniest from where I'm sitting, but omg.

Look it up, for godsakes.
And look up "God's sake" while you're at it, so you can tell Tilly how to spell it properly. It's always funny when people bitch about SPAG while failing to proofread their own posts. :P

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[info]somnambulicious
2005-10-02 03:48 am UTC (link)
OP: Can someone give me tips for debate?

Tilly: OMG do the work yourself, you CHEATER!!!

*shakes head* I'm still failing to see how asking for advice constitutes intellectual dishonesty.

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(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2005-10-02 04:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]skarrow, 2005-10-02 04:49 am UTC
(no subject) - 3_word_dude, 2005-10-02 01:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]antimatterspork, 2005-10-02 03:37 pm UTC

[info]night_dog
2005-10-02 04:01 am UTC (link)
Just as an FYI, guest comments have been restored at GAFF.

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[info]skarrow
2005-10-02 04:05 am UTC (link)
[Pony seeks new trick.
apply Tilly, GAFF, Lower Internetsburrogh. Zelda BNFs need not apply.]

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[info]crickets
2005-10-02 05:51 am UTC (link)
Chainsawmidget's sig was a interesting take on a familiar chestnut, heh. His encapsulation of the thread wasn't bad. The funniest part of the whole thing was the nested mock comment war started by Turbulynn.

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[info]wrongly_amused
2005-10-02 06:14 am UTC (link)
Can Tilly finish a sentence without attempting to parody it with lame insertions of mock netspeak? Please?

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(no subject) - [info]also_not_a_pipe, 2005-10-03 03:42 am UTC
(no subject) - fuzzy_ears, 2005-10-03 04:58 am UTC

[info]skewed_tartan
2005-10-02 07:08 am UTC (link)
I must admit for a snarking board, we are sadly lacking in any subtlety replies in this thread, that should be the biggest concern.

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[info]supertetris
2005-10-02 08:09 am UTC (link)
Wow, I love when everyone is fucking dumb and annoying.
Also, note to Tilly: Over-used mock netspeak. Shut the hell up, it's not funny anymore.

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[info]pokeaboo
2005-10-02 09:19 am UTC (link)
I missed this trainwreck.

Oh, the watches. Maybe the debate mudfight is a sort of continuing example from magnetic fields clashing, due to a full moon and red tides. Or something like that.

Though I think when it came to 'eating our own', I don't think it was meant to be that way... whatever happened to 'civility until someone feels asstardy behaviour has just popped the cork?' Like the debate thread.

Tilly's points and humour were the most... ah, outstanding in there, but her continuously attempted |337 parody is the wilted cabbage in an otherwise robust french mustard and oatmeal sandwich.

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(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2005-10-02 08:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]slackerbitch, 2005-10-03 05:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2005-10-03 07:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pokeaboo, 2005-10-04 03:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pokeaboo, 2005-10-03 06:20 am UTC

dracothelizard
2005-10-02 01:44 pm UTC (link)
"complaints about why someone can't wear watches."

Why not? Is it illegal now to know what time it is when you want to know?

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(no subject) - [info]majorburns, 2005-10-02 06:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]slackerbitch, 2005-10-03 05:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]narcissam, 2005-10-03 03:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]crickets, 2005-10-04 04:22 am UTC

[info]shun_mcdaddy
2005-10-02 02:35 pm UTC (link)
My question is, why would you ask a fanfiction mocking board or any mocking board for help with homework, when there's Google(and many educational sites to find on the web, that's what the internet is for, duh!) for that?

That's just asking for snarking.

(Been on 4chan long enough to know)

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(no subject) - [info]mookie, 2005-10-02 05:11 pm UTC

[info]redjackcash
2005-10-02 08:54 pm UTC (link)
What? GAFF? WANK?

COLOUR ME SURPRISED.

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[info]princessdot
2005-10-02 10:47 pm UTC (link)
OP, the previous posts were examples of how not to behave in a debate. Question answered!


-Leelee

For the win. Heh.

[Tho there is something to be said about knowing when not to shout fire in a bitchfest]

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[info]kantayra
2005-10-02 11:24 pm UTC (link)
I'm just impressed that people, on both sides of the argument, are talking about where "antidotes" should be put. Mayhap the forum has been poisoned by the vitriol of the endless snark and desperately needs a cure? If so, once they finally take their antidotes, it'd make a lovely anecdote to share at parties...

*loves on cute instances of misused words*

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(no subject) - [info]skarrow, 2005-10-03 01:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]notyourotaku, 2005-10-03 01:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]skarrow, 2005-10-03 04:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]april_hurst, 2005-10-03 02:41 am UTC

[info]out_bottle
2005-10-03 12:28 am UTC (link)
OK, the OP was a little... naive. But why Tilly felt the need to be a hardass bitch is beyond me. It was more "Look at Me!MeMeMe!" than the OP's ever was.

That aside, I liked this:

She's hopelessly tedious, desperately dull, mind-liquifyingly monotonous; narcolepsy-inducingly, neuron-numbingly, synapse-suicidingly soporific.

I want that on a t-shirt.

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Icon... - [info]la_viv, 2005-10-03 03:04 am UTC
Tilly/Jules/Kapunua
[info]notyourotaku
2005-10-03 01:08 am UTC (link)
A mousie that I know is sad that they can't post on F_W, at least on this post for some reason. She asked me to send along this message from her.

"Finally. How glad I am. You are all finally catching on to the truth. Tilly, or Jules as she is really called. Is far bitchier than any of you even realize. She really expects everyone to come running when she waggles her finger. But she is an ugly, black hearted bitch with little smarts. Oh you'll all love this. Go to her LJ. (There's a link in all her posts on GAFF. OF COURSE! She couldn't leave out a link to her wonderful journal about her wonderful (not!) self!) and go and read her wanky post about how yaoi and slash is bad. Oh joy. Seriously. What nerve. But first you have to srcoll down past her whiny/bitchy posts and shiz. And ugly pictures of her ugly dogs. Because that's all she ever talks about. Aside from how slash is bad. She doesn't comprehend how people need to behave. Period. What compels her to even bother? Her lack of frikkin sense. I pity her. And yes. I will say it. She is an ugly bitch. I know how I sound. Abrasive. But yet. It is the honest truth. Now you all know."

That was the message, given to me in chat a while back from one "Edward", who hopes to soon have a JF account.

*nods*

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Re: Tilly/Jules/Kapunua - [info]skarrow, 2005-10-03 01:12 am UTC
Re: Tilly/Jules/Kapunua - [info]drworm, 2005-10-03 01:53 am UTC
Re: Tilly/Jules/Kapunua - [info]notyourotaku, 2005-10-03 01:57 am UTC
Re: Tilly/Jules/Kapunua - [info]skarrow, 2005-10-03 05:01 am UTC
Re: Tilly/Jules/Kapunua - [info]pyratejenni, 2005-10-03 02:19 am UTC
Re: Tilly/Jules/Kapunua - [info]innsmouth_eyes, 2005-10-03 02:49 am UTC
Re: Tilly/Jules/Kapunua - [info]explosivefun, 2005-10-03 05:29 am UTC
Re: Tilly/Jules/Kapunua - [info]la_viv, 2005-10-03 03:03 am UTC
Re: Tilly/Jules/Kapunua - [info]notyourotaku, 2005-10-03 03:18 am UTC
Re: Tilly/Jules/Kapunua - [info]pyratejenni, 2005-10-03 04:18 am UTC
Re: Tilly/Jules/Kapunua - [info]notyourotaku, 2005-10-03 06:05 am UTC
Re: Tilly/Jules/Kapunua - [info]pyratejenni, 2005-10-03 07:40 pm UTC
Re: Tilly/Jules/Kapunua - [info]pyratejenni, 2005-10-03 08:29 pm UTC
Re: Tilly/Jules/Kapunua - [info]notyourotaku, 2005-10-03 08:54 pm UTC
Re: Tilly/Jules/Kapunua - [info]footsie, 2005-10-03 08:10 am UTC

[info]chudley_cannon
2005-10-03 04:18 am UTC (link)
Eh. I don't find Tilly's brand of bitchiness funny. I really did like how the poster of the OP came back and was like "Thanks for all the help! P.S. Oops, sorry Tilly!", entirely oblivious to the wanking, and then never showed up again. She was my favorite character.

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(no subject) - [info]wrongly_amused, 2005-10-03 05:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]batsith, 2005-10-03 07:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chudley_cannon, 2005-10-03 07:51 am UTC
(no subject) - 3_word_dude, 2005-10-03 08:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]narcissam, 2005-10-03 03:48 pm UTC
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