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sita ([info]sita) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-10-04 00:03:00


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Stargate related wank
People, meet 77firebird, aka Orrymain, aka Marla.

[JF admin note: it would appear that Orrymain and Marla are actually separate people. This has been discussed further down-thread, but in the interest of fairness to Orrymain, we thought we should mention this at the top of the thread. The bulk of the thread is dedicated to the events relating to 77firebird's LJ thread concerning Richard Dean Anderson's sexual history anyway, and those who further participate should keep in mind that that topic was the purpose of the thread. Thank you!]

She already had a reputation as the writer of the infamous beagle fics, a very long set of fanfics where Jack and Daniel were very happy, had a tree of love, a million of children and a pair of beagles that were nominated as characters in some fanfic awards.

Knowing that you will be very interested, here's a cast of characters (portrait included at the bottom), among them:

Bijou Beagle Jackson-O'Neill - Daniel's beagle. Mama to Katie. A birthday present from Jack. Very protective of Daniel, often stands watch over him.

Brianna Michelle Davison Jackson-O'Neill - adopted in 2010 at age 10. Is a tomboy with short blonde hair and onyx eyes. She loves hockey and is a huge fan of Wayne Gretzky. She loves baseball, especially the Rockies; She's had a hard life, having been in and out of foster care since age 7.


How thoughtful, don't ya think?.

Anyway, this was just a presentation...

77firebird used to own a mailing list about Richard Dean Anderson on yahoo groups. Some days ago she announced she was stepping out because she was "disappointed" and made some vague remarks about the man saying they came from inside information. People started asking questions, and wondering why was she making vague remarks without making things clear.

All this happened on a closed mailing list, but luckily for us she ended up going public on her lj explaining how evil RDA was in RL. *g*

The first two lines are priceless:
Paraphrased by JF admin, so as not to leave any excuses: The comments made in her livejournal post are copyrighted by the owner. We better not re-post in whole or part to any other list, website, blog or journal or anywhere else in the whole, wide world without her express permission.

Someone call an internet lawyer, please.

It all goes downhill from there, with gems like you are attacking my friend when she's just the image of honesty and the only one able to see that man for what he really is, darng!.

It's been growing slowly, but steady.

Have fun...

NOTE: Portions of this thread have been slightly changed from the original to paraphrase three direct quotes. Why? Because even though brief quotes are permitted according to Fair Use, a certain someone complained about copyright infringement, and this was the opportunity to make a point. See, you can try to cry copyright on the flimsiest of excuses, and even if we take away the flimsy excuse-- which we have most certainly done-- there is still the fact that it's legal to have discussion over what you say publicly on the internet. I'd also like to take this opportunity to point out that one who cries copyright shouldn't herself or himself be a copyright offender. It kinda takes away your leverage. So, if anyone else would like to continue discussing this very legal thread, be sure to paraphrase everything. No direct quotes. Just paraphrasing. As much as is necessary to make your point. Thank you! --JF Admin Robin



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[info]llama_treats
2005-10-04 12:44 am UTC (link)
Why do these MPREG babies always have, like, 53 names? Especially since they are inevitably NOT called by any of the names, but by a dumbass nickname? WHYYYYYY?!?!

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[info]ingrid
2005-10-04 12:46 am UTC (link)
Unfortunately as the wank is too vague -- oh, Fandom Wank, how you've jaded me -- I scrolled down to read some of the fic.

Ack.

[Single sentence quote from fanfic removed, pending legal proceedings. The single quote was a grammatically challenged sentence that, when literally interpreted, meant that Jack conceded his face but wasn't going to argue with Daniel about it.]

Suddenly, English needs a rape kit.

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[info]kami
2005-10-04 12:52 am UTC (link)
Something about the discription of that fic makes me just a tinsy bit sick.

And yeah, the dogs were actually nominated as favorite characters? Were they mary sues?

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[info]red_eft
2005-10-04 12:56 am UTC (link)
O.0
That picture scares me. I mean... technically, it's not bad, whoever drew it obviously has some knowledge of anatomy, and caricature, but... but... those smiles! Those really, really scary smiles!
Also Daniel kind of looks like an old woman.

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[info]pointsandlaughs
2005-10-04 01:00 am UTC (link)
[original quote removed by JF admin so that it's strictly a paraphrase. The original LJ journal owner wants no copyright infringement, so this JF admin has decided to oblige. Basically, the quote said that RDA has admitted lotsa times in interviews that he did a lot of fooling around and was a dog. Basically, she said she didn't care until she heard that one of the women he fooled around with was a longtime friend of hers. That made it verrrrrry different to her. See? No direct quote. That make it all better? Proceed with the *cough* discussion of her comments. --JF Admin Robin.]

Yes, because as long as I don't know the women he's mean to I don't care, but when he's a mysogynistic prick towards someone I know I can't like him anymore. Double standards, anyone?

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[info]pointsandlaughs
2005-10-04 01:03 am UTC (link)
I also enjoy the first sentence of the first (anon) comment: I hope you've learned something from this.

Because we are so here to learn something. *nods*

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[info]ashton7
2005-10-04 01:03 am UTC (link)
Marla and Orrymain are two completely different people. I've met both of them in person at conventions and they look nothing alike, act nothing alike ... and write nothing alike. Which has nothing to do with anything Marla may have said about RDA in her Live Journal. But she isn't Orrymain.

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[info]chance1562
2005-10-04 01:05 am UTC (link)
77firebird isn't Orrymain - as far as I know she doesn't have an LJ...yet ::shudder::. 77firebird is Marla - just another total fruit loop in the bowl that can be fandom ;)

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[info]manic
2005-10-04 01:14 am UTC (link)
The dogs have hyphenated names? Pathetic!

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[info]elektra3
2005-10-04 01:15 am UTC (link)
WTF is a tree of love and why do Jack and Daniel have one?

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[info]gal_montag
2005-10-04 01:33 am UTC (link)
That family portrait... it's like Family Ties+Eight is Enough. Only in Hell.

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[info]chaimonkey
2005-10-04 01:40 am UTC (link)
I'm just wondering when the feminazis are gonna latch on.

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[info]anatalya
2005-10-04 01:41 am UTC (link)
...Oh noes! When I was 4 I wanted to marry Macgyver! Oh thank you, great 77, for opening my eyes to this atrocity!

All of my childhood dreams of RDA are dashed!

Wanker.

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[info]sashenka
2005-10-04 01:57 am UTC (link)
There is a rabbit looking up a little girl's skirt and there is a racoon and I am very afraid for my soul.

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[info]sabinelagrande
2005-10-04 02:23 am UTC (link)
The portrait... it burns and stings!

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[info]kinneas
2005-10-04 02:30 am UTC (link)
OH OH GOD OH GOD MY EYES MY EYES IT BURNS OH GOD OH GOD

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[info]lurker32
2005-10-04 02:32 am UTC (link)
Brianna Michelle Davison Jackson-O'Neill - adopted in November 2010 at age 10, a tomboy; has short blonde hair and black onyx eyes

...And evidently, she's not the only one with rocks in her head.

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[info]nostalgia
2005-10-04 02:52 am UTC (link)
I had somehow never seen the cast of characters. Why does Daniel look like Cliff Richard in that picture? And how many children do they need?!

Man, last Orryfic I read was the one where Sam was offering them her womb. GOLD!

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Snark - [info]lots42, 2005-10-04 02:58 am UTC
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[info]lots42
2005-10-04 02:57 am UTC (link)
Oy. What a goober. I don't like what the writer Peter David acts in public, but he writes good books. Most of the time

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[info]shutthef_up
2005-10-04 03:35 am UTC (link)
Ooooh, holy fuckity fuck!!! I couldn't even finish reading the Cast of Characters' because I was sure I was going to puke.

And the 'Family Portrait'!!! My eyes! My eyes!!!

Okay there isn't enough wtf in two universes to cover that shit. And I don't care that Orrymain isn't 77cadillac or whatever. Whoever the fuck it is needs a marysue-ectomy but sadly, I don't think there will be much left over.

Beyond that... There Are No Words

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[info]kantayra
2005-10-04 03:39 am UTC (link)
Because no perfect portrait of a perfect family is complete with the...turtle? o.O

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[info]c_chan
2005-10-04 03:54 am UTC (link)
...my god.

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[info]lunarei
2005-10-04 04:00 am UTC (link)
... I should watch Stargate, sometime.

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sharonapple
2005-10-04 04:11 am UTC (link)
Is it me, or do those children look like evil hobbits?

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[info]cyn
2005-10-04 04:31 am UTC (link)
[Direct quote removed by JF admin. The original poster of the remark wants no copyright infringement, and it's our intention to accommodate; meaning we'll paraphrase. So basically, the original poster of the remark said she took a hard look at herself and realized she was placing too much importance on Richard Dean Anderson. There, all better now, right?]

Just when I think I'm too jaded to laugh gain, F_W delivers.

Thank you, sita.

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