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(venting) (my) ([info]spleen) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-10-07 11:31:00
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Alan Rickman, Will You Hump Me?
So [info]alanrickman over on LJ is a comm for fans of Alan Rickman. Like any celebrity community, the posts are everywhere between interesting info, obscure screencaps, and spelling-optional gushy posts that veer on tasteless.

Yesterday, [info]girl_wonder (a troll with sockpuppets if I ever saw one) posts four pictures with lewd captions that really have nothing to do with Alan Rickman. Warning: eye burnination from horrible Photoshop action or perhaps from the cutter picture.

Replies vary from the WTF to ima cutter this offends me, plus the obligatory cries for LJ-cut. Calls for mod are made.

The mod, [info]holycricket, in a stupendous failure of moderation, posts this:

hey, guys?
Grow a pair.

Kthx.

Ilu

People are understandably upset about this unmodly behaviour. The mod replies with some true gems with enough caps lock to offset the inconsistent capitalisation in her original post. Ex:

At least girl_wonder wasn't thinking with her crotch like a lot of other people in this community.
STOP SAYING ARSE YOU C*NNNNNTS! YOU'RE NOT NEARLY COOL ENOUGH TO PULL IT OFF. (censorship mine)
STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO SEX HIM, YOU MIGHT OFFEND THE RECOVERING NYMPHOS IN THE CROWD.
If you care more about a goddamn fan community than the real world, do you really think you matter?

I sense issues.

Anyway, in response to all this, [info]mugglegirl0908 creates a new AR comm with moderated membership, [info]ar_fans, and pimps it in the post. Over. And over. And over.

Bonus WTFery: What the hell is this?
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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2005-10-07 11:40 am UTC (link)
I'm not sure what that is, but I don't want it anywhere near my children cats. It should be forced to register.

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[info]crickets
2005-10-07 12:08 pm UTC (link)
The sexy train chain letter is silly but fun. I like the 'suspension bridge' text reply best meself.

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bankai
2005-10-07 12:13 pm UTC (link)
Something makes me think good ol' Alan would not been keen as pie to hop that damn sexy train. Personally, I hope it derails.

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(no subject) - [info]spleen, 2005-10-07 06:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - bankai, 2005-10-08 10:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]darkrose, 2005-10-07 11:10 pm UTC

[info]loopywafflehead
2005-10-07 12:17 pm UTC (link)
And their battle cry shall be ARSE!

Mortifyd and Crickie's responses made my morning.

A stack of pancakes says that the mod is also the troll. They both sound very similar.

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(no subject) - [info]mouseybrown, 2005-10-07 01:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]steamgirl, 2005-10-07 01:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mouseybrown, 2005-10-07 03:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]brick_me, 2005-10-07 03:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]steamgirl, 2005-10-07 03:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]brick_me, 2005-10-07 04:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shoiryu, 2005-10-07 05:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]loki, 2005-10-07 08:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]crickets, 2005-10-07 08:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]loki, 2005-10-07 08:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]waterfront, 2005-10-07 09:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]brick_me, 2005-10-07 09:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kami, 2005-10-07 11:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]loopywafflehead, 2005-10-07 03:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mouseybrown, 2005-10-07 03:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]angstymcgoth, 2005-10-07 04:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]loopywafflehead, 2005-10-07 11:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kytyngurl2, 2005-10-08 12:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-10-07 05:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]loopywafflehead, 2005-10-07 11:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-10-08 06:55 am UTC

[info]steamgirl
2005-10-07 12:28 pm UTC (link)
Oh shits.

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(no subject) - [info]squeekirie, 2005-10-07 03:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]steamgirl, 2005-10-07 03:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sheep_n_wolf, 2005-10-07 08:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]steamgirl, 2005-10-08 05:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sheep_n_wolf, 2005-10-08 07:30 pm UTC

[info]mouseybrown
2005-10-07 01:35 pm UTC (link)
Poor Alan! What the fuck did he ever do to deserve this?

Won't someone please think of The Rickman???!!!

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(no subject) - [info]littleshebear, 2005-10-07 03:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mouseybrown, 2005-10-07 03:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]littleshebear, 2005-10-07 08:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-10-07 05:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]littleshebear, 2005-10-07 08:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-10-07 08:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]littleshebear, 2005-10-07 09:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-10-07 09:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mortifyd, 2005-10-08 07:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2005-10-07 03:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mouseybrown, 2005-10-07 03:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]issendai, 2005-10-07 06:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-10-07 09:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]siobhania, 2005-10-07 04:06 pm UTC
T'is true - [info]mouseybrown, 2005-10-07 04:17 pm UTC
Re: T'is true - [info]siobhania, 2005-10-07 04:28 pm UTC
Re: T'is true - [info]smo, 2005-10-07 05:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bakunina, 2005-10-07 09:43 pm UTC

[info]aerobot
2005-10-07 01:40 pm UTC (link)
Okay, who the FUCK would anyone actually carve something like that into their arm?

Seriously.

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(no subject) - [info]jira, 2005-10-08 03:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2005-10-08 02:28 pm UTC

[info]telegramsam
2005-10-07 01:52 pm UTC (link)
There are no words to describe the magnitude of stupidity....

*shakes head in shame for the human race*

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[info]kinneas
2005-10-07 02:20 pm UTC (link)
The sexy train thing suddenly throws me back to my days at the SA FYAD forums, man. Funny shit.

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[info]emlan
2005-10-07 03:02 pm UTC (link)
Ahaha the last one is from bad_tattoos, it really says "I'm gonna kill you, Ray Ramone"

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[info]isobelsomething
2005-10-07 03:18 pm UTC (link)
The wank itself is okay if mildly amusing. The write-up, however, really made me laugh.

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[info]pipssister
2005-10-07 03:29 pm UTC (link)
http://www.livejournal.com/community/alanrickman/655507.html?thread=6383507#t6383507

Wow ... @_@

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(no subject) - [info]loopywafflehead, 2005-10-07 03:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pipssister, 2005-10-07 05:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]loopywafflehead, 2005-10-08 12:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2005-10-08 07:21 am UTC

[info]jat_sapphire
2005-10-07 03:30 pm UTC (link)
Well. That was edifying. Surely there are better ways of quitting a fandom or ceasing to mod a comm than to try to make it explode?

Teh kool of the mod and her puppet/friend! Are we not in awe?

I know I will try to live a better life now, full of blood donation, lifesaving, and mocking cutters.

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To quote Milo
[info]castellated
2005-10-07 04:20 pm UTC (link)
from The Phantom Tollbooth:

Of course, I should stay off the internet because only offensive people should be allowed to use it

I think this is quite the wisest thing I've heard all day.

(P.S. Seconding that that "moderator" is a trifle vague on the meaning of the title)

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Re: To quote Milo - [info]smo, 2005-10-07 05:04 pm UTC

[info]bear
2005-10-07 04:33 pm UTC (link)
I really don't get the "I am/used to be a cutter and I'M OFFENDED!" reaction.

...offended by what, exactly? Pictures of someone's sliced-up arm? I can see how that might be upsetting, I guess, but if it's something you used to do to yourself I don't think you have grounds to be ZOMG OFFENDED by a picture of someone else doing the same thing.

Or maybe they're offended that the bad photoshopping job has ruined the sanctity of that person's unique statement of beautiful pain.

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(no subject) - [info]drworm, 2005-10-07 06:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ruby_tuesday, 2005-10-07 07:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]theladyfeylene, 2005-10-08 03:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]theladyfeylene, 2005-10-08 03:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]drworm, 2005-10-08 04:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]theladyfeylene, 2005-10-08 04:22 am UTC

[info]waltraute
2005-10-07 04:42 pm UTC (link)
Internet chain letters.

That was so junior high.

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(no subject) - [info]hermisia, 2005-10-07 08:37 pm UTC

[info]minibalrogmum
2005-10-07 04:44 pm UTC (link)
Shouldn't there be a rule that you lose your mod status by default when you Caps Lock sin?

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[info]smo
2005-10-07 05:05 pm UTC (link)
Here's a little Alan Rickman,
And another Alan Rickman,
Snarky Rickman,
Sexy Rickman,
Rickman, Rickman,
WANK.

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(no subject) - [info]sashenka, 2005-10-07 05:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-10-07 05:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sashenka, 2005-10-07 05:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-10-07 05:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]spleen, 2005-10-07 06:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - bardicsidhe, 2005-10-07 06:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]skarrow, 2005-10-07 07:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - bardicsidhe, 2005-10-07 07:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cat_mcdougall, 2005-10-07 08:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]squib, 2005-10-07 08:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]skarrow, 2005-10-07 08:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - bardicsidhe, 2005-10-07 09:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]skarrow, 2005-10-07 09:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-10-07 07:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]crickets, 2005-10-07 08:44 pm UTC

[info]wrongly_amused
2005-10-07 06:10 pm UTC (link)
Now that's a clusterfuck if there ever was one. It's got everything from cutters to arbitrary comm pimping to hebetudinous moderators. It's like God Himself planted that wank there for us to enjoy.

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(no subject) - [info]spleen, 2005-10-07 06:13 pm UTC

[info]snacky
2005-10-07 06:52 pm UTC (link)
Stupidity cleanup, aisle three!

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[info]skarrow
2005-10-07 07:01 pm UTC (link)
Dear Alan Rickman;
I adore you and would pay twenty dollars for a CD of you reading the phone book. But your fandom is batshit.


---
[wank] At Rammstein_Pimp the mod comes down hard on OT stupids. An industrial fandom is saner than you, nyer nyer....[/wank]

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(no subject) - [info]nitrogenmermaid, 2005-10-07 10:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]skarrow, 2005-10-07 10:15 pm UTC

[info]here4tehwank
2005-10-07 07:32 pm UTC (link)
What.the.shit.

I wonder if [info]lj_abuse is actually going to do anything about it.

Oh, and I found the repeated pimping of the new comm annoying as hell, too.

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(no subject) - [info]spleen, 2005-10-07 07:39 pm UTC

[info]gal_montag
2005-10-07 10:32 pm UTC (link)
Wow, worst mod ever.

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[info]kantayra
2005-10-07 10:58 pm UTC (link)
Am I the only one amused by the notion of a comm, which seems to be quite dominantly female, suddenly and literally "growing a pair"? It could be the Official Alan Rickman Hermaphrodite comm!

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[info]the_wanlorn
2005-10-07 11:37 pm UTC (link)
Holy crap it's like every OTF wank rolled into one giant fandom wank!

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