Not as over-the-top insane or vicious as your average HP wank or better, but when short on wank, the forums at TheForce.net never fail to provide. And when you want Star Wars geekery at its best, you check out the Expanded Universe section.

Star Wars: Insider, your typical fan newsletter, releases an issue that provides an estimate of the size of the clone armies during the Clone Wars. Because some SW fans find this number a bit ridiculous when compared to the vastness of SW galactic geography, the fans flip their shit.

Highlights include:

-Thrawn McEwok and PainRack arguing canon interpretation.
-Charlemagne19's "Who gives a shit?" monologue, complete with a melodramatic scolding on the terminology being thrown about, followed by Ive_Got_Two_Legs's equally dramatic response.
-Somebody pulling the "length of membership" card.
-Kudzu intervening arbitrarily to bitch about McEwok's posting style.
-And we even have some, "HAHA, if you're so smart, why is my OT thread unanswered" bitchfights.


I guess Lucas wasn't joking when he said these films were for kids. *rimshot*