Geek Pissing Contest, Variation 3.14
Over at scans_daily, wal_lace makes a post in which Cyclops is ultra-awesome. As expected, people notice Scott's tighty-whities, Sabretooth's spelling skillz, and the fact that Professor X is randomly riding a Sentinel.

And, as could also be expected, an argument breaks out over who would beat who. It starts going downhill from there. In the meantime we get "Cyclops is more badass than Superman AND Batman" wank, "you won't argue with me anymore=I win!" wank, and of course, intentional misspellings wank.

All classic geekboy stuff, and mostly confined to wal_lace and lovesmasher. (For a special bonus prize, lovesmasher's icon causes epileptic seizures in 1 out of 5 lab rats.)