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Birdy ([info]skewed_tartan) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-10-09 00:31:00


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Current mood:Catty
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No You Have to Agree with *My* Idea!
Firefly/Serenity Wank! Get it while its fresh!

DogbreathCanada posts in the firefly_fan community on LJ a regular complaint among the fandom about the series's rights not being released by Fox. At first it's a regular agreement that Fox is-as pre usaul-acting unfairly.

Until Macmathan posts: "In my fantasy world I would love to see HBO pick it up as their dramas are stellar and Joss wouldn't have to lighten up on any of his themes to satisfy network statndards."

To which DogbreathCanada responds:"Obviously you've been far too wrapped up in your Mal/Jayne slashfic to know that Sci-Fi has this little series called Battlestar Galactica. If you'd seen it, you'd know that it's actually got a harder edge to it than Firefly ever had on Fox.

HBO will never do a sci-fi series. It's not their thing. It's not part of their demographic.


Apparently DogBreath doesn't stand for any shit in hir house; nor slash.


Pelennor Fields sensibly points out why bringing Firefly back to t.v. wouldn't work: "There are a few reasons bringing the Firefly/Serenityverse back to tv would never work...


Dogbreath just slaps his boner for Battlestar Galatica in response:"Given that Battlestar Galactica looks like Firefly in many respects, the "drastic budget cuts" argument holds no water.

I'm beginning to think no one on fireflyfans ever watches Sci-Fi, especially BG.

I'm pretty sure the cast of Serenity are getting next to no Hollywood offers."



Pelennor Fields finally has enough and lays the smack-down the Sci-fi channel.


Dogbreath just continues to be insulting and one begins to wonder why he posted in a firefly fan comm at all.


They continue to wank back and forth and no doubt the wank will continue to grow as other "Browncoats" see the post.



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dracothelizard
2005-10-09 11:01 am UTC (link)
"Aren't Mal and Jayne of opposite sexes? If so, it isn't slashfic - that's homoerotica, whether m/m or f/f.

Not in this context that I care, since I have never seen the show or film and am not really bothered if I do. Just a ficwriter's observation..."

Erm... what? What the HELL is someone who has never seen Firefly doing in a fireflyfans community? Mal and Jayne opposite sex? Yeah, in some twisted fanfic, maybe. Jayne would make such a lovely girl.

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[info]adora_spintriae
2005-10-09 11:06 am UTC (link)
I'd read that.

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dracothelizard
2005-10-09 12:08 pm UTC (link)
And Kaylee would fuss over him, and lend 'him' her clothes.. And Inara would brush his hair and braid it. And Mal would be conflicted, and want to have sex with she!Jayne, but would not want to because it's Jayne.

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[info]adora_spintriae
2005-10-09 12:18 pm UTC (link)
And Simon would boggle, cos that's what Simon does.

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[info]honorh
2005-10-09 05:48 pm UTC (link)
And River would point and laugh and make cryptic comments, 'cause that's what she does. I'm loving this scenario!

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dracothelizard
2005-10-09 07:36 pm UTC (link)
And take his shirt off. And keep it off.

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(no subject) - [info]honorh, 2005-10-09 08:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]adora_spintriae, 2005-10-09 09:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dreamoflife02, 2005-10-09 11:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - dracothelizard, 2005-10-10 10:38 am UTC

[info]jrandomlurker
2005-10-09 03:40 pm UTC (link)
Except that Kaylee's way too small for Jayne to borrow her clothes. He'd have to borrow Inara's since they're all drapy:

"What is this stuff? Feels all -slippery-."

"That's -silk-. It's spun by specially bred caterpillars. It's very expensive."

"You seriously telling me you all pay money to wear stuff came from out a bug's ass?"

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[info]littlebitca
2005-10-09 05:59 pm UTC (link)
ROFL!!!!

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[info]honorh
2005-10-09 11:05 pm UTC (link)
That last line is so Jayne it kills me.

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Going to hell now!
[info]komorebi
2005-10-09 12:16 pm UTC (link)
"Crap in a hat, Mal! They're bouncin' every which way an' won't stay down! What do I do with these gorram things?!"

"Does it LOOK like I have experience with the delicacies of feminine underthings?"

"... W --"

"Don't answer that. Put on a shirt, have a talk with Inara, go pick wildflowers, hell if I know! Just... watch out for the unicorns trying to spike your maidenly purity."

"... I'll be in my bunk."

"Didn't need to hear that."

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Re: Going to hell now!
[info]adora_spintriae
2005-10-09 12:18 pm UTC (link)
May I offer you my firstborn? Or maybe just free sex for life? Cookies? Altar sacrifices?

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Re: Going to hell now!
[info]komorebi
2005-10-09 12:36 pm UTC (link)
No, maybe, yes, nah, but thank-you for asking. *bows*

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Re: Going to hell now!
[info]selene_avis
2005-10-09 07:22 pm UTC (link)
Note to Self: Add human sacrifices to my original fiction world.

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Re: Going to hell now!
[info]skewed_tartan
2005-10-09 02:36 pm UTC (link)
Well at least no matter what happens to the show in the end-we'll always have the fanfic. :)

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Re: Going to hell now!
[info]lillyv
2005-10-09 02:39 pm UTC (link)
*worships you*

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Re: Going to hell now!
[info]nos
2005-10-09 02:54 pm UTC (link)
I come for the wank, and get amusing as hell ficlet. Life is good

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Re: Going to hell now!
[info]silrana
2005-10-09 04:04 pm UTC (link)
Please tell me you write Firefly fanfic, because that was so dead-on it's hysterical.

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Re: Going to hell now!
[info]komorebi
2005-10-10 02:34 am UTC (link)
Heh, thanks! (It's a wonder what sleep deprivation can do.) I've got a few works-in-progress. I sense this will need its own little spot in the crack pile now. ;)

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Re: Going to hell now! - [info]ealusaid, 2005-10-11 06:56 pm UTC
Re: Going to hell now!
[info]nebbieq
2005-10-09 05:29 pm UTC (link)
This is one of the most beautiful things ever.

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Re: Going to hell now!
[info]honorh
2005-10-09 05:50 pm UTC (link)
If you're going to hell, you're taking all of us who are laughing our heads off at your post with you.

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Re: Going to hell now! - [info]wankismyfandom, 2005-10-09 07:19 pm UTC
Re: Going to hell now!
dracothelizard
2005-10-09 07:36 pm UTC (link)
That was good, please elaborate, 'cause someone would SO catch Jayne in 'his' bunk. Or would that be the cheap porn movie version?

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Re: Going to hell now! - [info]komorebi, 2005-10-10 03:02 am UTC
Re: Going to hell now! - dracothelizard, 2005-10-10 10:42 am UTC
Re: Going to hell now! - [info]komorebi, 2005-10-10 10:52 am UTC

[info]shoiryu
2005-10-09 11:25 am UTC (link)
Jayne would make such a lovely girl.

aaaaAAAAAAA!!!!

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[info]meiyamie
2005-10-09 11:28 am UTC (link)
Jayne would make such a lovely girl

BWAH! *roflsmao!* ^^;

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(Anonymous)
2005-10-10 09:03 pm UTC (link)
Read the thread and you will see. Came from here.

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[info]ravenscanary
2005-10-11 01:49 am UTC (link)
Erm... what? What the HELL is someone who has never seen Firefly doing in a fireflyfans community?

A presumptuous wank-whore from these parts (see admission later in the thread) decided to "correct" the wankers. I love how schoolmarm it was, except for the total lack of correctness and terrible grammar.

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