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aerobot ([info]aerobot) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-10-10 01:56:00


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Okay, since CF is 'fandom' now, this is going here rather than [info]otf_wank. O_o;;

It's small right now, but I'm willing to bet when I wake up tomorrow it's gonna be huge. Why do I say that? Because we've got another CF person being irritating.



It all starts at mock_the_stupid, where one pizza customer is being unnessacarily harsh to a little girl. There are many understandable comments, ranging from how mean the father was to parents pointing out that he might be under stress.

That's until angelcarnivore pipes up with this:

"IMHO- the kid is a complete brat... and I'm restraining myself from making personal comments other than that."

When other posters point out that the kid is, y'know, three, she responds:

"Price of a slice of pizza nowadays ranges anywhere from two dollars to two-seventy-five or more in Prospect Park (fucking yuppies) and whining to get something she probably never tried to eat ("omg, I knew that was gonna happen!") after bitching to go over someone's house (It doesn't even read to me like he was planning to take her to Aunt Dottie's, but that he's been browbeat into it and he just wants nothing more than five minutes of peace to eat a slice of pizza before going to his shrew-ish sister-in-law's -if we presume he is the father- to drop of Miss Must-Have-Her-Way.

See... being indirectly pizza burned isn't mean. That's normal punishment at that age- it's called reaping one's just deserts. Actually, it's better than a normal punishment when you factor in the fact that all you guys are being incredibly "Oh save the poor sweet innocent child" and it's grating."


Again, people point out the fact that the girl is THREE and was - gasp - acting like a typical three-year-old, and bratiness or not, no adult should treat a kid that way.

But of course, they're just fawning over the kid, right?

I dunno about you guys, but I didn't realize that being CF = having no sympathy for kids whatsoever and thinking getting burned is appropiate punishment. But then, maybe I'm sane.



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[info]krazycat
2005-10-09 06:08 pm UTC (link)
I see very little wank here (there's a teeny bit, sure), so the only reason why this was posted, was because one of the people in there is CF?

We're all about mocking the CF people now, then?
Okay!


I'd prefer it if they were wanked only when they really deserved it, but that's me.

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[info]quinctia
2005-10-09 06:39 pm UTC (link)
Oh it's perfectly wanky to say that a three year old is being a complete brat because their parent drags them into a restaurant and is about to proceed to eat in front of them and give them nothing.

Just because you're CF doesn't mean you can't call a person being an asshole to a kid when you see it. (Except apparently in angelcarnivore's case.)

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[info]iczer6
2005-10-09 10:51 pm UTC (link)
Yeah because children never whine, cry, carry on and generally make huge pains of themselves and handing a kid hot pizza is tantamount to child abuse.

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(no subject) - [info]quinctia, 2005-10-09 10:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2005-10-09 11:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]innsmouth_eyes, 2005-10-09 11:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]beandelphiki, 2005-10-09 11:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2005-10-10 12:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]beandelphiki, 2005-10-10 12:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cat_mcdougall, 2005-10-10 12:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]beandelphiki, 2005-10-10 12:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]quinctia, 2005-10-10 01:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]teratologist, 2005-10-10 03:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]indis_earfalas, 2005-10-12 06:32 am UTC
*nod* - [info]lurker32, 2005-10-10 12:07 am UTC

[info]rogue
2005-10-09 11:19 pm UTC (link)
I think both sides are being stupid. So the parent's having a bad day. Big fucking deal, call CPS and see if they care about hot pizza. People, childfree or not, need to cool it with being judgemental about how everyone else on the planet treats their kids.

[/wank]

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[info]wankprophet
2005-10-09 06:13 pm UTC (link)
Child_free is not a fandom. The last one was posted to f_w simply because it was primarily meta about fandom_wank. C_F henceforth belongs in [info]otf_wank.

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[info]aerobot
2005-10-10 06:16 am UTC (link)
Oh, I get it. Sorry.

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Read the F_W userinfo
[info]redjackcash
2005-10-09 06:22 pm UTC (link)
Clairvoyantwank.

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[info]lurker32
2005-10-09 06:27 pm UTC (link)
That's normal punishment at that age- it's called reaping one's just deserts.

Umm.... right.

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[info]ecchaniz0r
2005-10-09 06:48 pm UTC (link)
As opposed to one's mere tundras.

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(no subject) - [info]waysmeanstonola, 2005-10-09 08:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tapedeck, 2005-10-10 01:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]miss_arel, 2005-10-10 02:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]waysmeanstonola, 2005-10-10 02:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]elektra3, 2005-10-10 03:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hellespont, 2005-10-11 04:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]amasaglajax, 2005-10-12 08:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]beandelphiki, 2005-10-10 02:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vyazka, 2005-10-10 07:07 am UTC

[info]skewed_tartan
2005-10-09 06:33 pm UTC (link)
My Mom told me once when I was three she had bought an icecream and I was eating it in the car; well not really eating it, more like letting it melt all over my hand. So she threw it out the window in frustration while HER mom yelled at her "That is just cruel you grandfather would have slapped you for that!"

Of course now I just think its funny, but I guess I didn't emotionally distrubed by it. :p So I doubt the girl is going to be either, but I don't really agree with accusing people of "fawning", they were both mean things to do to kids.

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[info]frequentmouse
2005-10-09 06:51 pm UTC (link)
Strangely enough, I'd just read this before coming here, and decided "Not Wanky."

The one person is a wanker, no doubt, but except for one small agreement with him, the rest of the thread is non-wanky parenting comments.

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[info]telesilla
2005-10-09 07:04 pm UTC (link)
Since when is CF a fandom?

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[info]miss_arel
2005-10-10 02:23 am UTC (link)
It's funny, it seems there's always at least one person to ask this, every time there's a CF wank...

As I understand it, CF is officially an honorary fandom. I dunno why, that's just the way it is.

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(no subject) - [info]wankprophet, 2005-10-10 02:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]miss_arel, 2005-10-10 02:38 am UTC

[info]circumstance
2005-10-09 07:45 pm UTC (link)
The thing I found funniest about the whole thing was the poster who misspelled "hungry" as "hungary" about five times in the same post. "But maybe she really was Hungary!" She just looks like a 3-year-old, but is really a country in central Europe!

*is easily amused*

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chief
2005-10-09 11:40 pm UTC (link)
Hee! Finally a comment which made me genuinely laugh! :D And yeah, if she was Hungary, getting her a pizza was only fair and proper. Hungarians like pizza as much as the rest of us, after all!

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[info]sorchar
2005-10-09 09:28 pm UTC (link)
CF is not a fandom. Please to put CF wank - when it actually exists - on [info]otf_wank.

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[info]innsmouth_eyes
2005-10-09 11:57 pm UTC (link)
There really should be a cf_wank.

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(no subject) - [info]wanktastic, 2005-10-10 12:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sabinelagrande, 2005-10-10 12:20 am UTC
(no subject) - tourette, 2005-10-10 12:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vyazka, 2005-10-10 03:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2005-10-10 01:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jim_smith, 2005-10-10 01:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2005-10-10 12:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kantayra, 2005-10-10 05:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kylenne, 2005-10-10 05:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]apoplexia, 2005-10-13 09:05 pm UTC

[info]beandelphiki
2005-10-09 11:57 pm UTC (link)
Small children are incredibly willful, simply implying that a child is TOO YOUNG OMGWTFBBQ to be a brat is silly.

.....

I don't think this person knows anything about child development.

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[info]plazmah
2005-10-10 12:41 am UTC (link)
Seriously. Learning to let go of selfishness and egocentricism is a key step in the development of children.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-10-10 11:54 pm UTC

[info]emiweebee
2005-10-10 03:05 am UTC (link)
I dunno. Babies are so bratty, what with their whole refusing to learn to speak business.

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(no subject) - [info]suzycat, 2005-10-10 05:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]emiweebee, 2005-10-10 06:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lurker32, 2005-10-10 10:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]emiweebee, 2005-10-10 10:56 pm UTC

[info]adora_spintriae
2005-10-10 02:18 am UTC (link)
Where's the wank?

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[info]deoridhe
2005-10-10 02:31 am UTC (link)
Someone gave it hot pizza and now it's crying in the corner.

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(no subject) - [info]cat_mcdougall, 2005-10-10 02:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]palefire, 2005-10-10 07:36 am UTC

[info]shun_mcdaddy
2005-10-10 02:47 am UTC (link)
WHERE'S THE BEEFWANK?!

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[info]emiweebee
2005-10-10 03:06 am UTC (link)
Shortest. Wank. Ever.

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[info]annabelle_lee
2005-10-10 09:04 am UTC (link)
More like faking an orgasm than an actual wank. I did like the touch of righteous indignation from people in general.

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