Log In

Home
    - Create Journal
    - Update
    - Download

LiveJournal
    - News
    - Paid Accounts
    - Contributors

Customize
    - Customize Journal
    - Create Style
    - Edit Style

Find Users
    - Random!
    - By Region
    - By Interest
    - Search

Edit ...
    - Personal Info &
      Settings
    - Your Friends
    - Old Entries
    - Your Pictures
    - Your Password

Developer Area

Need Help?
    - Lost Password?
    - Freq. Asked
      Questions
    - Support Area



I'm reunited. I am the SPARK! ([info]psychofangirl) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-10-10 01:36:00


Previous Entry  Add to memories!  Tell a Friend!  Next Entry
Current mood:amused
Current music:Rippin Kittin--by Ellen Allien

Ah, 4Kids forum...
So, here I was looking for some info on Valon(DOOM Biker character) in Yu-Gi-Oh and I find this:

47 PAGES OF BIG GIANT PENIS!

It all started with someone asking, "Who would you send to the Shadow Realm?"

And BOOM! Splorting like an elephant. Kaiba is especially marked as Shadow Realm worthy. I don't know who Kaba, Kiaba, Kibia, Kiba are. Joey is also targeted as is, well just about everyone, except Valon! Lucky him! It must be those beautiful blue eyes...

Here's some gems:

"If you send Kaiba to the Shadow Realm, send me too! I really wouldn't mind being with him in the Shadow Realm....its not a nightmare, being stuck with him, it would be, to put it mildly, "fun"...... We'd be alone.... in the dim shadows......*fangirl smirk, lashes whip * Seriously though, Kaiba is a good guy. If you don't see it... oh well, just realize that he's better then you, and hotter, (I'm being kind, this place is rated G), so HA!" Rabid_Seto_Fangirl

"OH AND OH YEAH. IF ANYONE DEFENDS KAIBA AGAIN IT MEANS WAR. IFYOU DEFEND KAIBA YOU OFFEND ME!!!!!!!!" Eyurodeco(One of the biggest sploogers there. You'll see what I mean around page 20)



"If anyone wants to send Seto to the Shadow Realm— SEND ME TOO OR I'LL TRACK YOU DOWN AND MAKE YOU WISH THAT YOU NEVER TYPED THE LETTER "K"!!!! I would give anything to be trapped there with him, and I'm not missing ANY oppertunities!!!! SEND US TO THE SHADOW REALM ALREADY, ALL YOU KAIBA-HATERS, WHY ARE YOU LOITERING???!!!!!! *Seto-sama......snuggles..... accidently gets poked by BEWD's tail— OWWW!*" Also from our dear pal Rabid_Seto_Fangirl.

Aad, of course: HUGE RED TEXT:


How many time do I have to say it kibai got to go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he is pure EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a total JERK and when he gets of the shadow realm we should kill him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if you pick YUGI or YAMI you DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS, Eyurodeca do you want be on my buddy list!!!"

(It's much bigger and redder on the board)

It gets really good around page 20 where Bickaberry and Eyurodeco yank their wanks about forcing opinions, freedom of speech, WAR, "I'm through being 'nice", ad nausuem.

Then, you have someone using their imaginary friends to get involved(she says she's nine. That's obviously underage here at FW, but it is a MB, not a personal LJ entry, so it should be no problem), more blabbering from people already mentioned. "vengenace usually causes more problems, not solutions. If you want to use the same tactics Dartz used to fight Dartz, then you are only sinking down to his level. Fighting fire with fire is the most dangerous thing that someone could do."--Bickablathering fuckstick.

Oh, and let's not forget, "I'd banish Alister to the Shadow Realm because he looks like a girl and wears a belly shirt." Hey, if I had abs like him, I'd be wearing a belly shirt too!

I think that'll do. This wank spans about three months and while long, it's worth it. Come on! You can take it!



(Post a new comment)


[info]jail
2005-10-10 08:58 am UTC (link)
I (eagerly!) clicked on that first link expecting to see porn. Alas, not that kind of penis.

(Reply to this)(Thread)


[info]psychofangirl
2005-10-10 08:59 am UTC (link)
Aww...I'm sorry. I forgot to mention it was a "G rated" board.

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2005-10-10 09:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]psychofangirl, 2005-10-10 09:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2005-10-10 09:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]psychofangirl, 2005-10-10 09:34 am UTC

[info]nostalgia
2005-10-10 09:48 am UTC (link)
I was clicking in expectation of a penis. I am saddened.

(Reply to this)(Parent)


[info]scootermcgaffin
2005-10-10 09:02 am UTC (link)
Y'know, I tried to read the wank, I really did. But the spelling. Oh god, where did the spelling go?

(Reply to this)(Thread)


[info]psychofangirl
2005-10-10 09:10 am UTC (link)
Dribbled down their legs, I guess.

(Reply to this)(Parent)


[info]for_eden
2005-10-10 12:07 pm UTC (link)
I imagine that they're like my little cousin, (whom I absolutely love an adore, I must tell you) except I've seen him type. So there he goes, typing away to some people on Diablo 2 (which I bet are in the same league as these Yugioh fanatics) and then you get all the massive typos, the spelling errors and it takes him awhile to type as well. So there I sit there, going "when are you going to learn how to type and spell". His answer: "Dunno". Sadly enough, it's two/three years later and he still can't type, much less spell. ;____; It's rather painful isn't it?

(Reply to this)(Parent)


[info]annabelle_lee
2005-10-10 09:50 am UTC (link)
If the average age of posters on that board isn't in the teens, I'll be damned. That said, why is the ratio of fuckwits to sane people higher in forae than in places like LJ? Does the format of a forum breed stupidity or something?

(Reply to this)


(Anonymous)
2005-10-10 10:15 am UTC (link)
Trying to read that, I think my brain and a good portion of my soul just died.

(Reply to this)


[info]seto_fangirl
2005-10-10 10:20 am UTC (link)
And people wonder why I never got into the fandom other than to watch the show on TV and drool over Kaiba in secret....

Yes, I know, he's a cartoon.

(Reply to this)(Thread)


[info]harrylovesron
2005-10-10 04:20 pm UTC (link)
Amen. I never even attempted to get into YGO fandom because I knew it would be stuffed full of potential wank.

(Reply to this)(Parent)


[info]esclaramonde
2005-10-10 04:31 pm UTC (link)
Hey, I hate the cartoon, dislike the manga and loathe the card game ... but I still think Kaiba's attractive.

Cartoons can be attractive, too! Think Howl ... think Gilgamesh (my icon; he's from the Studio Foglio webcomic Girl Genius. It's kind of like a cartoon ...).

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

(no subject) - [info]luckdragonfujur, 2005-10-10 05:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]skarrow, 2005-10-10 07:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]esclaramonde, 2005-10-10 07:20 pm UTC

[info]mastervex
2005-10-10 10:26 am UTC (link)
I am another who is saddened by the lack of actual penis here.

(Reply to this)(Thread)


(Anonymous)
2005-10-10 11:46 am UTC (link)
Ditto.

-Disappointed Mouse

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

(no subject) - [info]platedlizard, 2005-10-10 08:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistal, 2005-10-10 11:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]for_eden, 2005-10-10 12:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]adora_spintriae, 2005-10-10 12:45 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-10-10 01:13 pm UTC (link)
See, I have nothing against series being licensed in theory - but when this is the kind of wank that takes over the fandom as a result of it...

Gah. Yugioh, I hate your fans.

(Reply to this)


[info]aerobot
2005-10-10 01:43 pm UTC (link)
Oh. My. Ghod.

IT'S KAIBA. K-A-I-B-A. IT'S A FIVE LETTER WORD! IT IS NOT THAT HARD TO SPELL!

(Reply to this)


(Anonymous)
2005-10-10 02:15 pm UTC (link)
Isn't Kiba a character from Wolf's Rain?

Poor little kiddlings have their animes mixed up. ='( And it makes me sad on the inside.

(Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - [info]ironymaiden, 2005-10-10 06:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]annepackrat, 2005-10-10 08:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-10-11 02:13 am UTC

[info]hypno_jango
2005-10-10 02:56 pm UTC (link)
The image in my head of a nineteen-year-old yelling at a nine-year-old over a cartoon character made my morning.

(Reply to this)


[info]azhidahaki
2005-10-10 03:16 pm UTC (link)
47 pages and still no giant penis? That's a dirty trick...a real dirty trick!

(Reply to this)


[info]amberwaves
2005-10-10 04:13 pm UTC (link)
I thought it was a 47-page-long penis and was like, HELL YEAH. And then.

Colour me disappointed.

(Reply to this)


[info]esclaramonde
2005-10-10 04:26 pm UTC (link)
MY EYES. Not YuGiOh, anything but that! *lets the hate flow*

(Reply to this)


[info]robinterrae
2005-10-10 04:40 pm UTC (link)
... why do I always pick the rabid crazy fandoms?

First Gravitation, then Weiß Kreuz and how Yu-Gi-Oh. Heck, we had due South wank the other week. How are the waters in The Sentinel, seaQuest and Kung Fu: The Legend Continues fandoms?

And Kaiba? Yeah, he can be an ass at times and I like him much more in the manga when he's completely batshit insane, but I love him anyway (and I swear that that's not my inner Mokuba talking. Really.)

(Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - [info]psychofangirl, 2005-10-10 05:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kinneas, 2005-10-10 05:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]robinterrae, 2005-10-10 05:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kinneas, 2005-10-10 05:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2005-10-11 11:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]luckdragonfujur, 2005-10-10 05:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]robinterrae, 2005-10-11 01:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2005-10-11 11:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]robinterrae, 2005-10-11 04:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]yaoiko, 2005-10-10 10:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]octopedingenue, 2005-10-11 12:53 am UTC

[info]ruby_tuesday
2005-10-10 04:42 pm UTC (link)
Why is there no penis? :(

I was kind of hoping to see Kaiba's penis.

(Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-10-10 07:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-10-11 11:44 am UTC

[info]darkchan
2005-10-10 05:22 pm UTC (link)
... I was able to skim through the first 22 pages or so... and then, then the wank hit the fan, and it was like watching a bunch of little kids getting into a brawl with iron knuckles and all.

(Reply to this)


[info]sarajayechan
2005-10-10 07:23 pm UTC (link)
May becasue she ruined the Misty/Ash couple prosses.

Aww, rabidshipper. How cute.

(Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - [info]psychofangirl, 2005-10-10 07:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sennet, 2005-10-11 02:11 am UTC

[info]elektra3
2005-10-10 11:09 pm UTC (link)
Why Kaiba? He's awsome!!!!!!!! He's really nice and cool.

...

What series is she watching? Because Kaiba's a lot of things, but "nice" isn't one of them. He can be good, but that's not the same thing as nice. Even if you're not reading the manga, where he is COMPLETELY BUGFUCK responds to being defeated by Yuugi by trying to kill him, nearly killing Mokuba in the process... and oh, yes, remember the time he threw Pegasus's henchman out of a helicopter and flew off, cackling insanely? The time he wedged Croquet's head in that big honkin' metal briefcase he carries around and then rested his feet on the top? While holding a gun to Croquet's head?

God, I love the manga.

But let's say you haven't read it. Let's say the anime is all you have to go by. Kaiba STILL isn't very nice by anyone's standards. Even ignoring the fact that he seems to go out of his way to be as difficult and abrasive as possible, there's still that little matter of him refusing to stop the Battle City tournament when people are disappearing or falling into comas because he wants his God cards, dammit... or the way he was willing to pretend to stop caring about Mokuba in order to get the better of Gozaburo... or any number of other instances that prove that, while Kaiba has quite a few redeeming values, kindness is not one of them.

Right, I think I'm done wanking now. *wipes self off*

(Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - [info]hypno_jango, 2005-10-10 11:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]elektra3, 2005-10-10 11:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]seto_fangirl, 2005-10-11 12:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]caoilte, 2005-10-11 03:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]psychofangirl, 2005-10-10 11:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]elektra3, 2005-10-11 12:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]psychofangirl, 2005-10-11 12:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2005-10-11 01:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2005-10-11 01:19 pm UTC

 
   
Privacy Policy - COPPA
Legal Disclaimer - Site Map