Ah, 4Kids forum...
So, here I was looking for some info on Valon(DOOM Biker character) in Yu-Gi-Oh and I find this:

47 PAGES OF BIG GIANT PENIS!

It all started with someone asking, "Who would you send to the Shadow Realm?"

And BOOM! Splorting like an elephant. Kaiba is especially marked as Shadow Realm worthy. I don't know who Kaba, Kiaba, Kibia, Kiba are. Joey is also targeted as is, well just about everyone, except Valon! Lucky him! It must be those beautiful blue eyes...

Here's some gems:

"If you send Kaiba to the Shadow Realm, send me too! I really wouldn't mind being with him in the Shadow Realm....its not a nightmare, being stuck with him, it would be, to put it mildly, "fun"...... We'd be alone.... in the dim shadows......*fangirl smirk, lashes whip * Seriously though, Kaiba is a good guy. If you don't see it... oh well, just realize that he's better then you, and hotter, (I'm being kind, this place is rated G), so HA!" Rabid_Seto_Fangirl

"OH AND OH YEAH. IF ANYONE DEFENDS KAIBA AGAIN IT MEANS WAR. IFYOU DEFEND KAIBA YOU OFFEND ME!!!!!!!!" Eyurodeco(One of the biggest sploogers there. You'll see what I mean around page 20)



"If anyone wants to send Seto to the Shadow Realm— SEND ME TOO OR I'LL TRACK YOU DOWN AND MAKE YOU WISH THAT YOU NEVER TYPED THE LETTER "K"!!!! I would give anything to be trapped there with him, and I'm not missing ANY oppertunities!!!! SEND US TO THE SHADOW REALM ALREADY, ALL YOU KAIBA-HATERS, WHY ARE YOU LOITERING???!!!!!! *Seto-sama......snuggles..... accidently gets poked by BEWD's tail— OWWW!*" Also from our dear pal Rabid_Seto_Fangirl.

Aad, of course: HUGE RED TEXT:


How many time do I have to say it kibai got to go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he is pure EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a total JERK and when he gets of the shadow realm we should kill him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if you pick YUGI or YAMI you DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS, Eyurodeca do you want be on my buddy list!!!"

(It's much bigger and redder on the board)

It gets really good around page 20 where Bickaberry and Eyurodeco yank their wanks about forcing opinions, freedom of speech, WAR, "I'm through being 'nice", ad nausuem.

Then, you have someone using their imaginary friends to get involved(she says she's nine. That's obviously underage here at FW, but it is a MB, not a personal LJ entry, so it should be no problem), more blabbering from people already mentioned. "vengenace usually causes more problems, not solutions. If you want to use the same tactics Dartz used to fight Dartz, then you are only sinking down to his level. Fighting fire with fire is the most dangerous thing that someone could do."--Bickablathering fuckstick.

Oh, and let's not forget, "I'd banish Alister to the Shadow Realm because he looks like a girl and wears a belly shirt." Hey, if I had abs like him, I'd be wearing a belly shirt too!

I think that'll do. This wank spans about three months and while long, it's worth it. Come on! You can take it!