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	eljuno 2005-10-12 01:49 am UTC (link)
	My mental troll siren's going off re: that game... (Reply to this)(Thread)

	speshulduck 2005-10-12 02:03 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, "hoses points?" Um, no. Especially when she spelled the actual "hose" names correctly. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lunarei 2005-10-12 02:04 am UTC (link)
	"slytherin coomon" Seriously, Slytherins... coomon! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	jira 2005-10-12 02:26 am UTC (link)
	Dude. Best. Icon. Eva. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	plazmah 2005-10-12 02:06 am UTC (link)
	Whenever I see spelling this bad, I just pretend it's from an alternate universe where English took a different phoenetic route. The delusions keep me warm at night. (Reply to this)

	sorchar 2005-10-12 02:46 am UTC (link)
	I think there's a troll in the dungeon, man. (Reply to this)

	rachelthedemon 2005-10-12 02:49 am UTC (link)
	snort Would I be a bitch if I pointed that it's "Lady MacBeth?" Sorry, just playing with ya. I have to do something to drown out the weeping of my spellcheck key. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	mirabellawotr 2005-10-12 04:30 am UTC (link)
	Would I be a bitch if I pointed that it's "Lady MacBeth?" Only if I'm one for pointing out that the B isn't capitalized. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	rachelthedemon 2005-10-12 04:33 am UTC (link)
	I know there's a JI law for this. Somewhere. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jetamors 2005-10-12 04:53 am UTC (link)
	I think Gaudere's Law is older than that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	chaootaku 2005-10-12 05:49 am UTC (link)
	Your icon can feel free to stop hypnotising me any time now... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	tinybubbles 2005-10-12 06:18 am UTC (link)
	You need to put a warning on that or something... Do not operate heavy machinery while looking at this icon. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	pepperlandgirl4 2005-10-12 06:28 am UTC (link)
	Hahahaha, it gives me a geeky thrill to see how Gaudere's Law spread across the Internet to be referenced on F_W. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jetamors 2005-10-12 06:29 am UTC (link)
	SDMB is love. And also burning hatred. But mostly love. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pepperlandgirl4 2005-10-12 06:30 am UTC (link)
	Truer words were never spoken... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	hristaesir 2005-10-12 09:24 am UTC (link)
	HOLY SHIT RECURSIVE CROTCH has died and is dead (Reply to this)(Parent)

	spleen 2005-10-12 09:36 am UTC (link)
	I think it's rather appropriate that your icon seems to be doing its... thing to the tune of Soft Cell's song "Sex Dwarf". (Reply to this)(Parent)

	fuzzybluelogic 2005-10-12 04:21 pm UTC (link)
	Teh Hoff! ... mesmerized (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	And here I thought it was Ron Burgundy. mcity 2005-10-12 11:08 pm UTC (link)
	Honest. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	expeliarbum 2005-10-12 07:19 pm UTC (link)
	I really can't stop staring at your icon... (Reply to this)(Parent)

baskinglizard
2005-10-12 02:58 am UTC (link)

Sent: 9/2/2005 2:44 PM
Ahhhhh, to be the only Slytherin in an empty common room....ain't life fun? *pulls up a chair next to the fire and fiddles with wand*

From: profecer_jean_gray
Sent: 9/2/2005 2:46 PM
TEACHTER YOUR FLOWE CLASSMATES ARN;T HERE YET

GIVETHEM SOME TIME

Someone *please* tell me this is a joke. Anyone who types that badly couldn't possibly manage to spell their password right to get online in the first place...

...please?

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	everyoung 2005-10-12 03:31 am UTC (link)
	Profecer Jean Grey!? Kill it with fiiiiiiiiiire. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sock_pupetteer 2005-10-12 06:49 am UTC (link)
	Professor dongledor my hed asplodez and needs pasteding back on... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fiatincantatum 2005-10-12 02:39 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe they were going for Dong Le d'or? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	kittenmommy 2005-10-12 06:42 pm UTC (link)
	my hed asplodez and needs pasteding back on... Maybe you can find out how to do that if you sign up for "Drak Arts" class... or maybe there's a "poustion" you could take that'll fix it. Kittenmommy. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	gun 2005-10-12 03:47 am UTC (link)
	I say troll, sir. An amusingly inept one at that. (Reply to this)

	seldomnaughty 2005-10-12 04:09 am UTC (link)
	I'm a little suspicious -- can't spell "common" but you can spell "Slytherin"? Troll! Troll in the dungeon! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	gun 2005-10-12 04:35 am UTC (link)
	It reminds me of that 'Veela Charm and the Dark Haired Man' fic where she splled words like 'vociferously' correct but couldn't manage 'blue'. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fuzzytowers 2005-10-13 02:48 pm UTC (link)
	I'm thinking the same thing. I always get suspicious when I see the word "ain't" written out. That's pounded into oblivion as a non-word early on. It's not easy to fake a writing pattern. Oi. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	bankai 2005-10-12 04:10 am UTC (link)
	I wish I were that cool. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	furiosity 2005-10-12 07:12 am UTC (link)
	me 2 (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bankai 2005-10-12 07:14 am UTC (link)
	Hagworts Cassle in da hizzy yo. Bring all teh fyne beetches. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	marks 2005-10-12 07:29 pm UTC (link)
	Dongledor and Mcgoogles in da hizzouse! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	caoilte 2005-10-12 02:19 pm UTC (link)
	The spelling/grammar nazi in me is weeping right now.....it should be illegal to have the internet when you spell that badly.... hides in a corner, weeping and rocking back and forth (Reply to this)

anonon
2005-10-12 04:12 pm UTC (link)

That thing has a plot? Where?

And who in their right mind would want to associate themselves with that? {overuses italics}

If it were me:

Conscientious Person: "Wait a second...this plot is familiar. Isn't this like your fanfic?"

Me: "No."

CP: "Dude, seriously, it's just like your fanfic, I think she ripped you off--"

Me: "No. No, she didn't."

CP: "She did! She really did! You should tell her off or something, point out that she stole it in your lj--"

Me: "She didn't steal it."

CP: "But look, the summary matches your summary nearly word for word--"

Me: "No, it doesn't." {even though it does}

CP: "Hers is just misspelled--'Tis yer at hagwarts skul of wizcrap and wizardy, studints muzt fake new perlis--'"

Me: "It's coincidence." Firmly. "Coincdence."

CP: "I really think they--"

Me: {punches them in the face, gets a baseball bat, and beats them until they have too much brain damage to remember the whole incident.}

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	fuzzybluelogic 2005-10-12 04:27 pm UTC (link)
	mmmm, Trollhouse cookies! Yeah, that pretty much just screams "Parody". (Reply to this)

	expeliarbum 2005-10-12 07:33 pm UTC (link)
	I think it's a troll or a parody. Or something. No one can Spell Gryffindor and not know how to spell common. ~~I refuse to believe it~~ (Reply to this)

	ultimate_cin 2005-10-13 03:19 am UTC (link)
	Her spellcheck is ded from coke, apparently.... (Reply to this)

	platedlizard 2005-10-13 09:31 am UTC (link)
	Dear God, your icon! That isn't a real x-ray, is it? (Reply to this)