Current mood:

awestruck

Dear Sweet Cartoon Characters of Breakfast Products...

Off to bad_rpers_suck, about hazeraccoon’s beef about a certain fellow player....

Almost immediately, ontological throws a hissy fit, in possibly the sneakiest WTF-worthy comment ever:

Excuse me? This coming from the guy who killed off Count Chocula because someone refused to engage in sexual play with Barney as Wilma during a private session on AIM?

…could you run that through me again, plzkthanx?

And then the accused makes his first appearance, and fun was had by all.

Most of the other oldbies are generally reacting with disbelief, either with the fact that the whole RPG is about cereal cartoon characters, or that apparently cereal cartoon characters have canon.

A couple of other players are expressing their disgust at the OP’s methods and actions, and have threatened to leave.

Edited:

• OP’s friend gets huffy, and tries to defend his chosen RP, because Only Serious RPs Have Their Own Ruleset. In d20, natch
• The OP just wants his RPG to be ‘pure’ again! Sobs.
• The accused hits back on the OP’s dubious tactics with… Tony the Tiger! That’s GRRREAT!

…I swear, I cannot make this shit up.

It’s… in terms of wank it seems just like a dribble, but what’s already come out is the equivalent of COMEDY GOLD.