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fuzzybluelogic ([info]fuzzybluelogic) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-10-13 11:07:00
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Screw you! Girl manlove lovers!
Ja das ist eine Schnitzelwank! My first wank report. Over on [info]bad_rpers_suck someone, [info]burinate_me, is sick and tired of all you lovers of fandom buttlove ruining her Final Fantasy online rping.

Especially The Ladies, because Female creative writing RPers are USELESS.

This one's hiding under a bridge and isn't HUGE but probably will be. Enjoy!

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[info]figgy
2005-10-13 05:35 pm UTC (link)
It still kills me that I'm banned in that community even though I've never even commented ever.

Hee.

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(no subject) - [info]narcissam, 2005-10-13 05:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]figgy, 2005-10-13 05:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nights_mistress, 2005-10-13 09:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]figgy, 2005-10-13 10:55 pm UTC

[info]smo
2005-10-13 05:42 pm UTC (link)
I wanked. *hangs head in shame*

What can I say, tell me I'm useless and my hackles go up.

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(no subject) - [info]figgy, 2005-10-13 05:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-10-13 06:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]figgy, 2005-10-13 06:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ninja_stripper, 2005-10-13 07:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2005-10-13 08:57 pm UTC

[info]nekoneko
2005-10-13 05:45 pm UTC (link)
Why did you capitalize 'ist'?

And I also share in the love of Nightcrawler. Viva la Blue Elf!

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(no subject) - [info]fuzzybluelogic, 2005-10-13 06:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nekoneko, 2005-10-13 06:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fuzzybluelogic, 2005-10-13 06:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nekoneko, 2005-10-13 06:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fuzzybluelogic, 2005-10-13 06:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tanya_ltp, 2005-10-13 07:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fuzzybluelogic, 2005-10-14 12:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nekoneko, 2005-10-14 12:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fuzzybluelogic, 2005-10-14 12:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nekoneko, 2005-10-14 12:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]narcissam, 2005-10-13 07:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nekoneko, 2005-10-14 12:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2005-10-13 08:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fuzzybluelogic, 2005-10-14 12:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nekoneko, 2005-10-14 12:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]skarrow, 2005-10-14 02:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2005-10-14 02:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fuzzybluelogic, 2005-10-14 02:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nekoneko, 2005-10-14 05:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2005-10-14 06:44 pm UTC

[info]snacky
2005-10-13 05:45 pm UTC (link)
Don't you idiot fucking teenyboppers understand that buttsex is really old, and lame?

Buttsex: It's the New Grandpa.

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(no subject) - [info]pokecheck, 2005-10-13 06:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]c_chan, 2005-10-13 07:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pokecheck, 2005-10-13 07:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]masanbol, 2005-10-13 08:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]moriath, 2005-10-13 08:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hickorydickory, 2005-10-14 04:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2005-10-14 08:20 pm UTC

[info]kadath
2005-10-13 05:46 pm UTC (link)
I was going to jump in, really, but I just haven't the energy.

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[info]wrongly_amused
2005-10-13 05:52 pm UTC (link)
Something tells me that that lord_gribeau and [info]burinate_me should be never be placed in the same room together. The amount of spooge radiating from them would combine and devour the world in one giant wank.

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(no subject) - [info]deathmouse, 2005-10-13 06:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wrongly_amused, 2005-10-13 06:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chibikaijuu, 2005-10-14 05:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]coffee_mug, 2005-10-13 06:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]carlanime, 2005-10-13 07:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]coffee_mug, 2005-10-13 09:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]carlanime, 2005-10-13 09:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hickorydickory, 2005-10-14 04:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]coffee_mug, 2005-10-14 01:35 pm UTC

[info]dottiness
2005-10-13 06:22 pm UTC (link)
Awwww, you got to it before me. D:

I've been roleplaying for about 7 years now, and I've done buttsex once.

I don't even write smut that often, and the crew I play with is perfectly fine with that. BUT. I'm a female creative writer, so I guess I should leave now~

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(no subject) - [info]kadath, 2005-10-13 06:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dottiness, 2005-10-13 06:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]iris, 2005-10-13 07:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]figgy, 2005-10-13 07:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nights_mistress, 2005-10-13 10:01 pm UTC

[info]somnambulicious
2005-10-13 06:29 pm UTC (link)
I RP a female character. Now I want to have her strap one on and top every single male in the cast. Gotta do my part as a female creative writing RPer to perpetuate the buttsex!

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(no subject) - [info]v_digitalwytch, 2005-10-14 03:36 am UTC

[info]coffee_mug
2005-10-13 06:31 pm UTC (link)
I love how some of the comments, if you read them without remembering the context of the post, it's just like "Female RPers don't like anal, no, REALLY they don't, honest!".

Yes, I'm five. Hi.

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[info]iris
2005-10-13 07:27 pm UTC (link)
Wow. You'd think those female RPers ran over his dog or something.

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(no subject) - [info]skewed_tartan, 2005-10-14 05:51 am UTC

[info]community_care
2005-10-13 07:34 pm UTC (link)
Check out the shock thought that women as OLD as 45 (gasp) write prOn...

Over-40s still think about *whispers*... sex! Gasp. Who would have thought we'd have the time, what with polishing our bathchairs, tuning our hearing aids and scrubbing our false teeth?

*rolls eyes*

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(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2005-10-13 10:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]silrana, 2005-10-14 01:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cat_mcdougall, 2005-10-14 04:45 pm UTC

[info]c_chan
2005-10-13 07:41 pm UTC (link)
I'm still not seeing what's wrong with buttsex.

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(no subject) - [info]kylenne, 2005-10-13 08:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dark_puck, 2005-10-13 08:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]coffee_mug, 2005-10-13 09:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]waterfront, 2005-10-13 09:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kylenne, 2005-10-13 11:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]coffee_mug, 2005-10-14 01:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kylenne, 2005-10-14 05:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tetsuki, 2005-10-14 02:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]coffee_mug, 2005-10-14 01:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ravenclaw_devi, 2005-10-14 07:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tetsuki, 2005-10-15 04:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]luthe, 2005-10-14 03:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]coffee_mug, 2005-10-14 01:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dark_puck, 2005-10-14 06:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]waterfront, 2005-10-13 09:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]maev_connacht, 2005-10-13 11:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kylenne, 2005-10-14 12:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]yaoiko, 2005-10-14 01:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kylenne, 2005-10-14 03:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]yaoiko, 2005-10-14 09:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kylenne, 2005-10-14 05:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]yaoiko, 2005-10-14 08:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]maev_connacht, 2005-10-14 02:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]yaoiko, 2005-10-14 01:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chikane, 2005-10-13 10:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sarajayechan, 2005-10-14 03:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kylenne, 2005-10-14 05:32 pm UTC

[info]sarajayechan
2005-10-13 07:46 pm UTC (link)
I smell troll.

If not, OP needs to get out of the house and go for a nice walk, cause they're taking their RP waaaayyy too seriously.

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(no subject) - [info]zaliesiren, 2005-10-14 12:24 am UTC

[info]emlan
2005-10-13 07:58 pm UTC (link)
After I had finished reading the main post, all I could picture was hissing and snarling fangirls ripping the OP into tiny tiny shreads.

(Btw you might wanna edit the url, it links to a comment and not the mainpost!)

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(no subject) - [info]shun_mcdaddy, 2005-10-13 10:06 pm UTC

[info]yeats
2005-10-13 08:56 pm UTC (link)
Ja das ist eine Schnitzelwank!

...Animaniacs?

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[info]waterfront
2005-10-13 10:04 pm UTC (link)
Man, the way he talks it's like he's been duct-taped to a chair and forced to rp the buttsex. He fought, but those wimmens were just too strong for him! (OPPRESSIONZOMG.)

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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2005-10-13 10:49 pm UTC (link)
Hah. I like how he calls us useless, as if pleasing him is required to make our hobby worthwhile. Loads of women - not important. Gotta please the one with a dick.

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(no subject) - [info]ladybirdsleeps, 2005-10-13 11:20 pm UTC

[info]terra_katta
2005-10-13 11:08 pm UTC (link)
B-but! It's buttsex! :\ It's fun!

Not that I've ever done it, because I've never played a male character. But it's fun. Lots of funny faces.

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[info]elektra3
2005-10-14 12:58 am UTC (link)
What, is it Sexism Week or something?

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[info]milkshake
2005-10-14 02:13 am UTC (link)
...Why can't I stop thinking of this comic, all of a sudden?

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[info]annaham
2005-10-14 03:01 am UTC (link)
Volumes of buttsex, people. VOLUMES.

Why is that a bad thing?

*faps*

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[info]adora_spintriae
2005-10-14 04:07 am UTC (link)
Seems like a troll/puppet journal.

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[info]annabelle_lee
2005-10-14 05:32 am UTC (link)
He's a fuckstick alright, but wow. Some people are oversharing their touching life stories to strangers just a leeetle too much.

It's too bad I'm pretty much a gen RPer, though. Who knew I could get a piece of the action while playing bumsexXors with someone online?

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[info]oneiropolos
2005-10-14 07:42 am UTC (link)
Hrm. Did I miss a part of the wank where the OP is revealed as male or female? Or am I just weird from reading it and thinking they were female until everyone insisted they were male?

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(no subject) - [info]fuzzybluelogic, 2005-10-14 07:47 pm UTC
Burinate me
(Anonymous)
2005-10-21 02:26 pm UTC (link)
You guys are even more pathetic than I originally thought.

Not only do you leave 153 comments on a rant post, you also leave a paper trail to it over here.

Who's the lameass now, huh?

None of you have lives, so get over it.

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Re: Burinate me - [info]fuzzybluelogic, 2005-10-21 03:57 pm UTC

  
   
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