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mathias ([info]mathias) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-10-14 15:44:00


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Entry tags:anime/manga, boo hoo, person: grantm, wankers who will not shut up

Grantm returns!
Grantm, the wannabe VA from last time, starts a new journal. Two of them [[info]grantm1 and [info]gmvox), one of which was him impersonating an ADV voice actor employee. It's been deleted, but I'm taking bets he'll bring it back.

In his new journal, he whines about not having as many LJ friends as other people, and he wants to know why he ignores advice. He also wants as many industry contacts as possible even though he's never taken acting classes. He also manages to get himself banned from a Pro VA's LJ too. Cue the angst.

Oh, and he makes a wangsty post about never being a VA, or having sex. Watch as the comments explode. Bonus points include for Grantm arguing that he has talent.

Because of course he has to have talent, it's just still undiscovered!

Well, if VAing doesn't pan out, he'll just be an ADR director!. This entire LJ is wanky, so there's more wank to be had outside of these links.

If people hadn't met this guy in real life and found him to be even worse offline, I'd have thought this guy a troll. Sadly, he isn't.

My brain is melting out my ears.

[EDIT] Why, will Grantm TRULY quit obsessing about VAing? He claims he is quitting (really!), but the thread dissolves into more of a pity-fest for himself than anything else: choice quote from this is

Speaking of David Williams....I guess I should apologise to him.....correct that him and everyone else at ADV for the whole gmvox blog thing. I'm sure he's pissed at me for doing that

I should point out if ADV were to ever offer me a chance to be in anime dub if ever, I would take it up in an instant. Even though I've given up voice acting if they were to give me a chance, I would do it, no questions aksed. But we all know that's never going to happen



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GrantM pees in bottles
(Anonymous)
2005-12-14 03:17 am UTC (link)
[15:41] GrantM: I once filled a bottle with about half a litre of pee
[15:41] * Kabuto_Dave runs to the bathroom aaaaaaaagh
[15:41] Kabuto_Dave: thats something no one ever wanted to know grant
[15:41] GrantM: Oh.....sorry
[15:42] GrantM: Well I think it was half a litre
[15:44] GrantM: I'll be at the Mosh Meet
[15:45] penfy: with your half litre of pee?
[15:45] GrantM: No, I emptied it and washed the bottle
[15:46] penfy: why did you wash the bottle?
[15:46] GrantM: Beacause it's the right thing to do
[15:46] penfy: you weren;t planing on using it again were you?
[15:46] GrantM: Besides it might be recycled
[15:47] GrantM: No
[15:47] GrantM: I throw it away
[15:47] penfy: then what good does washing it do?
[15:47] GrantM: Like I said
[15:48] GrantM: It might be recycled
[15:48] GrantM: Used again
[15:49] Kabuto_Dave: not if you just put it in a normal bin it wont
[15:49] Kabuto_Dave: it will just go to a tip
[15:49] GrantM: We throw all our bottles into a blue bin
[15:49] GrantM: I think they get recycled
[15:50] *** Jiraiya has signed off IRC (Quit: ).
[15:51] *** Jiraiya has joined #glasgowanime.
[15:51] Jiraiya: crazy, crazy people
[15:51] penfy: still, you think they don;t get cleaned when they get recycled
[15:52] Katsuya: WTF?
[15:52] GrantM: I don't know
[15:52] Kabuto_Dave: fuck I might be drinking out of a bottle made from grants pee bottle yuck
[15:53] penfy: but more to the point... why teh hell did you pee in a bottle at home in the first place. Only time I ever peed in a bottle was while camping after we lost the key to the padlock on the tent
[15:53] GrantM: So not to wake up my parents during the night
[15:53] Katsuya: o.O
[15:53] GrantM: The bathroom in my house is next to my room
[15:54] GrantM: But despite that I somehow make so much noise just opening the door in my room
[15:54] GrantM: And the creeky floorboards
[15:54] * penfy is like a ninja in the night
[15:54] Kabuto_Dave: ¬_¬ unless your parents beat you up with a hug stick I think your alloud to piss at night
[15:55] GrantM: Well I am
[15:55] Katsuya: If I need to go piss I will go piss I don't give two shits if the rents are in bedI will go
[15:55] GrantM: But they can get a little cranky if woken up in the middle of the night
[15:55] Kabuto_Dave: so
[15:55] Kabuto_Dave: parents are generaly cranky bitchs anyway
[15:55] penfy: not as cranky as they would be if you missed the bottle and pissed all over the floor I'm willing to bet! ¬.¬
[15:56] GrantM: Well.....I've peed on the floor in my room on occastion, but only if the bottle overfills
[15:56] Kabuto_Dave: oh my god
[15:56] Kabuto_Dave: shut up
[15:56] Katsuya: WE DO NOT WANT TO HEAR THIS SHIT!
[15:56] Kabuto_Dave: I'm going to vomit
[15:56] GrantM: At least I've never taken a dump in my room
[15:57] Kabuto_Dave: oh for fuck sake
[15:57] GrantM: I always do that in the toilet
[15:57] Kabuto_Dave: shut it
[15:57] Kabuto_Dave: shut
[15:57] Kabuto_Dave: up
[15:57] Kabuto_Dave: shut
[15:57] Kabuto_Dave: up
[15:57] Kabuto_Dave: shut up
[15:57] GrantM: Okay then
[15:57] Kabuto_Dave: shut up
[15:57] Kabuto_Dave: ¬_¬
[15:57] GrantM: Sorry if I grossed you all out
[15:57] Katsuya: Yes, please shut the fuck up
[15:58] GrantM: Let's change the subject
[15:58] Sharp-kun: Kittens
[15:59] GrantM: Kittens?
[15:59] * penfy waves sayonara to appetite
[15:59] penfy: ooh kittens eh? I think it just came back ^-^
[15:59] GrantM: Actually there was that one time years ago
[15:59] GrantM: I was in a huge field
[15:59] * Kabuto_Dave gets teeth out and ketchup weres those kittens
[15:59] GrantM: And there was this horse that kept running around
[16:00] GrantM: I thought it was going to run over me
[16:00] GrantM: And I really needed to take a dump
[16:00] GrantM: I was the only person in that field
[16:00] penfy: Grant STFU or I'll have your ass banned again
[16:00] Kabuto_Dave: Thats it grant you turn up tommorow at the mosh meet your geting your ass kicked
[16:00] GrantM: Why not just falcon punched?
[16:01] Kabuto_Dave: Grant shut the fuck I'm beyond joking look at me talk at me your getting your balls ripped off and down your throat

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Re: GrantM pees in bottles
(Anonymous)
2005-12-14 04:00 pm UTC (link)
Is anyone planning to update the encyclopedia dramatica?

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Re: GrantM pees in bottles
(Anonymous)
2005-12-15 02:40 am UTC (link)
Someone really should, being as Grantm has achieved the distinction of:

1). Having a 140+ page thread on Catonsmars
2). Been wanked three times (and potentially counting) on F_W.

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