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marsdragon ([info]marsdragon) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-10-16 15:53:00


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The Castlevania Dungeon Forum community is usually a fairly non-wanky bunch, considering the other wanky bastards out there. About the only things that get them going are discussions about new games and bitching about the story retcons the producer made a couple years ago. Basically, he took four games that really didn't make sense out of the timeline. All of them were after he made the game that pretty much redefined Castlevania, Symphony of the Night. This doesn't stop people from calling them "classic".

These confused and annoyed some people. They've mostly quieted down, though, with the most recent one being mostly on the side of IGA. They go on for eleven pages anyway. (A troll does show up at the end whining about how much he dislikes IGA and is a drama queen. However, he is quickly banned.) The first few are fairly old, but entertaining anyway, if only for them all trying to make sense of the story and the inevitable overblown statements of IGA's arrogance.

However, the new wank is all about the new PS2 game, Curse of Darkness. About how it's getting bad reviews (and how it will suck) and about the demo (and how it will suck). There's a slightly older one about the trailer (and how it will suck). Endless fun!

Apologies if this is a little disconnected, but I was trying to round up everything I could find.


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[info]pyratejenni
2005-10-21 06:36 am UTC (link)
First post!

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[info]wankprophet
2005-10-21 07:24 am UTC (link)
Troll!

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[info]ashenmote
2005-10-21 05:04 pm UTC (link)
See my edit.

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[info]wankprophet
2005-10-21 09:12 pm UTC (link)
What did you edit? The collected works of Shakespeare? William? Or his lesser-know little brother Ralph Shakespeare?

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[info]adinaj69
2005-10-21 06:47 am UTC (link)
First post!

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[info]workingslacker
2005-10-21 07:57 am UTC (link)
Mad icon love!

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[info]prettyveela
2005-10-21 01:39 pm UTC (link)
OMG THAT'S MY ICON YOU HOR!

Yeah you made it, but so what! XD

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[info]sorchar
2005-10-21 07:07 am UTC (link)
I eat babies!

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[info]wankprophet
2005-10-21 07:30 am UTC (link)
What sort of sauce do you recommend?

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[info]sorchar
2005-10-21 07:38 am UTC (link)
Kitten hollandaise.

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[info]telesilla
2005-10-21 08:00 am UTC (link)
No no no! You get a better hollendaise when you use puppies.

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[info]workingslacker
2005-10-21 08:03 am UTC (link)
Puppies are too sweet for hollendaise. They make better jam.

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[info]sorchar
2005-10-21 08:13 am UTC (link)
Kittens are more tender, though.

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[info]telesilla
2005-10-21 08:15 am UTC (link)
So? That's why we have mallets to tenderize the puppies with.

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[info]sorchar
2005-10-21 08:19 am UTC (link)
The mallets are for the harp seals, silly. At least in my house.

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[info]telesilla
2005-10-21 08:22 am UTC (link)
Harp seals want a bigger mallet than puppies do. You should get the whole set; I got mine off TV so I got a baby flaying knife absolutely free.

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[info]sorchar
2005-10-21 08:32 am UTC (link)
Ooooh, I saw that. I'm hoping to get it for Christmas Santa-Killing Day.

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[info]telesilla
2005-10-21 08:34 am UTC (link)
Man, you'd need a big damn mallet to tenderize the fat one.

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[info]sorchar
2005-10-21 08:41 am UTC (link)
I dunno - he's pretty well-marbled.

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[info]telesilla
2005-10-21 08:55 am UTC (link)
There is that. You could just score his skin and sitck some garlic cloves in there and you'd have a mighty fine roast.

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[info]sorchar
2005-10-21 08:59 am UTC (link)
Mm...rump of Santa roast.

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[info]telesilla
2005-10-21 09:12 am UTC (link)
And the reindeer make for pretty good eating too.

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[info]adinaj69
2005-10-21 11:57 am UTC (link)
Let's not forget the elves.

They're good with Miruvor and a side of Lembas.

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[info]wankprophet
2005-10-21 09:36 pm UTC (link)
But they cause cavities. Don't kill the dentist one!

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[info]sorchar
2005-10-21 08:46 pm UTC (link)
I get the drumstick!

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[info]ashenmote
2005-10-21 01:14 pm UTC (link)
Don't look at me.

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*shakes fist*
[info]sagralisse
2005-10-21 04:24 pm UTC (link)
Why can't you people use your powers for Good instead of Evil?

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Re: *shakes fist*
[info]pyratejenni
2005-10-21 05:30 pm UTC (link)
*points at icon, mocks you*

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[info]sagralisse
2005-10-21 06:26 pm UTC (link)
*cries*

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[info]ashenmote
2005-10-21 06:47 pm UTC (link)
*turns around car*

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OT
[info]leto
2005-10-21 06:27 pm UTC (link)
It is almost filking season! Any requests? ::ponders Santa or puppy jam filks::

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Non-anonymous Hate-Meme Time!
[info]llama_treats
2005-10-21 07:13 pm UTC (link)
I hate all you fuckers and the horses you rode in on. :) :D XD ;P

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[info]deoridhe
2005-10-21 08:31 pm UTC (link)
First Post!!!

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No-one will be able to post after this one
[info]wankprophet
2005-10-21 09:11 pm UTC (link)
Last post!

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Neener neener neeeeeeeeeeneerrrrrr!
[info]pyratejenni
2005-10-22 03:08 am UTC (link)
Can Tostitos and salsa con queso take the place of Doritos? Or must I consume Doritos to have the True F_W Experience?

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Last post again!
[info]wankprophet
2005-10-22 08:27 pm UTC (link)
It's not about the taste, it's about the brand name image. If you want to screw up this long-lasting covenant of faith between the consumer and the corporation, feel free. You commie pinko.

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