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memii ([info]memii) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-10-16 19:46:00
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Oh, Fanficrants...
Ok, Fanficrants, I know yesterday was Wank Amnesty day, but you don't have to try and make up for lost time. Honest.

Cookies > Sex

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[info]kinneas
2005-10-17 02:49 am UTC (link)
From thread to post in .00003 seconds!

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[info]pragmatic
2005-10-17 04:32 am UTC (link)
Icon love!

I've been watching it for about five minutes now. Lookit her go!

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[info]jeedai
2005-10-17 05:41 am UTC (link)
Your icon is dancing to my music.

This amuses me greatly.

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(no subject) - [info]loki, 2005-10-19 06:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kinneas, 2005-10-19 06:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]loki, 2005-10-19 06:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kinneas, 2005-10-19 06:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]moiety, 2005-10-21 06:48 am UTC

[info]anatalya
2005-10-17 02:49 am UTC (link)
...I was just going to mention this in clairvoyant wank, actually. But it's exploded enough for here, definitely.

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(no subject) - [info]memii, 2005-10-17 02:50 am UTC

[info]serafina20
2005-10-17 03:03 am UTC (link)
I think it's obvious that what's really needed is for us to get our hands on those damn cookies.

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(no subject) - [info]randomsome1, 2005-10-17 03:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]v_digitalwytch, 2005-10-17 03:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2005-10-17 04:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rimrunner, 2005-10-17 08:41 am UTC

[info]greenglass
2005-10-17 03:38 am UTC (link)
Sex= great
Cookies = also great
Therefore: Sex + cookies = the greatness ^2!

It's like yaoi (boy+boy=hot boy^2!) in a mathmatical way.

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(no subject) - [info]farmercuerden, 2006-02-22 09:06 am UTC

[info]elektra3
2005-10-17 03:44 am UTC (link)
But what if you ate cookies while having sex?

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(no subject) - [info]roni_maxwell, 2005-10-17 03:51 am UTC
can anyone say (auto)erotic asphixiation? - iror, 2005-10-17 03:59 am UTC
Re: can anyone say (auto)erotic asphixiation? - [info]platedlizard, 2005-10-17 04:35 am UTC
Re: can anyone say (auto)erotic asphixiation? - [info]kijikun, 2005-10-17 04:41 am UTC
Re: can anyone say (auto)erotic asphixiation? - [info]platedlizard, 2005-10-17 04:51 am UTC
Re: can anyone say (auto)erotic asphixiation? - [info]kijikun, 2005-10-17 05:06 am UTC
Re: can anyone say (auto)erotic asphixiation? - [info]chaimonkey, 2005-10-17 04:43 am UTC
Re: can anyone say (auto)erotic asphixiation? - [info]platedlizard, 2005-10-17 04:58 am UTC
Re: can anyone say (auto)erotic asphixiation? - [info]chaimonkey, 2005-10-17 05:02 am UTC
Re: can anyone say (auto)erotic asphixiation? - [info]rogue, 2005-10-17 10:25 am UTC
Re: can anyone say (auto)erotic asphixiation? - [info]grand_sealink, 2005-10-17 05:56 pm UTC
Re: can anyone say (auto)erotic asphixiation? - [info]rogue, 2005-10-17 08:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]heddychaa, 2005-10-17 10:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]m_butterfly, 2005-10-17 12:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]grand_sealink, 2005-10-17 05:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2005-10-18 01:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vigilanterodent, 2005-10-17 05:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-10-26 10:21 pm UTC

[info]here4tehwank
2005-10-17 03:55 am UTC (link)
It really doesn't have to hurt the first time you have sex, you know. I didn't feel a thing the first time.

of course, that could be because he had a really small dick... but yanno...

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(no subject) - [info]serafina20, 2005-10-17 04:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]misswindy, 2005-10-17 11:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]trinculotroll, 2005-10-17 07:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wankismyfandom, 2005-10-17 08:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]moriath, 2005-10-18 03:00 pm UTC

[info]poisonyoulove
2005-10-17 04:00 am UTC (link)
I'm annoyed by the people saying that if you enjoy cookies more than sex that you're just not having good sex . . . um, clearly, they're just not eating the right cookies. :)

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(no subject) - [info]miss_maxine, 2005-10-17 04:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]grand_sealink, 2005-10-17 05:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]seldomnaughty, 2005-10-18 04:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]visp, 2005-10-18 08:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]suzycat, 2005-10-18 09:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]stardefiant, 2005-10-18 12:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]suzycat, 2005-10-18 12:44 pm UTC

[info]chaimonkey
2005-10-17 04:06 am UTC (link)
Sex on a daily basis doesn't happen people.
Tell that to my friend and her boytoy.

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(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2005-10-17 04:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2005-10-17 04:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2005-10-17 04:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2005-10-17 04:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sogrammatical, 2005-10-17 04:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2005-10-17 05:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lunarei, 2005-10-18 04:49 am UTC

[info]radiotrash
2005-10-17 04:24 am UTC (link)
it can not hurt at all, and the last is increasingly common as more chicks do athletic stuff or use tampons or masturbate.

Dangit I did two out of the three before having sex (and I hate sports) and it hurt like hell the first time. And the second. And the third. Actually y'know what? I've had sex at least a dozen times so far and it hasn't been dandy.

Clearly I need some cookies.

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(no subject) - [info]ladybirdsleeps, 2005-10-17 04:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2005-10-17 04:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladybirdsleeps, 2005-10-17 05:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2005-10-17 05:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladybirdsleeps, 2005-10-17 05:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]grand_sealink, 2005-10-17 06:00 pm UTC
::TMI's it:: - [info]heddychaa, 2005-10-17 10:26 am UTC
Re: ::TMI's it:: - [info]ladybirdsleeps, 2005-10-17 11:02 am UTC
Re: ::TMI's it:: - [info]trinculotroll, 2005-10-17 07:14 pm UTC
Re: ::TMI's it:: - [info]wankismyfandom, 2005-10-17 08:16 pm UTC
Re: ::TMI's it:: - [info]janegraddell, 2005-10-18 03:29 am UTC
Re: ::TMI's it:: - [info]fiatincantatum, 2005-10-17 11:40 pm UTC
Re: ::TMI's it:: - [info]scootermcgaffin, 2005-10-18 01:55 am UTC
Re: ::TMI's it:: - [info]fiatincantatum, 2005-10-18 04:19 am UTC
Re: ::TMI's it:: - [info]michmatch, 2005-10-18 05:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]funwithrage, 2005-10-17 05:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2005-10-17 05:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]funwithrage, 2005-10-17 05:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]grand_sealink, 2005-10-17 06:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]radiotrash, 2005-10-17 06:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladybirdsleeps, 2005-10-17 07:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]trinculotroll, 2005-10-17 07:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]felinephoenix, 2005-10-17 05:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]off_key, 2005-10-17 05:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]frau_eva, 2005-10-17 05:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]funwithrage, 2005-10-17 05:32 am UTC
probably *way* TMI, but... - [info]kannaophelia, 2005-10-17 05:40 am UTC
Re: probably *way* TMI, but... - [info]dark_puck, 2005-10-17 06:12 am UTC
Re: probably *way* TMI, but... - [info]kannaophelia, 2005-10-17 06:15 am UTC
Re: probably *way* TMI, but... - [info]dark_puck, 2005-10-17 06:16 am UTC
Re: probably *way* TMI, but... - [info]phosfate, 2005-10-17 11:58 pm UTC
Re: probably *way* TMI, but... - [info]sadisticferret, 2005-10-17 07:26 am UTC
tee em eye. - [info]waterfront, 2005-10-18 08:08 pm UTC
Re: tee em eye. - [info]kannaophelia, 2005-10-19 02:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]waterfront, 2005-10-19 05:41 am UTC
Re: tee em eye. - (Anonymous), 2005-10-21 06:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rosehiptea, 2005-10-17 08:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]randomsome1, 2005-10-18 03:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rosehiptea, 2005-10-18 04:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]randomsome1, 2005-10-18 04:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sidewinder, 2005-10-18 04:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rosehiptea, 2005-10-18 04:05 am UTC

[info]shun_mcdaddy
2005-10-17 04:41 am UTC (link)
Usually, the only time cookies are better than sex is if your asexual or you just don't like sex at all.

(Is still a virgin, but doesn't care)

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(no subject) - [info]off_key, 2005-10-17 05:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]maev_connacht, 2005-10-17 03:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nights_mistress, 2005-10-17 06:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jaseroque, 2005-10-17 08:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tyraarane_, 2005-10-17 03:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sogrammatical, 2005-10-18 05:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]luthe, 2005-10-18 07:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]selene_avis, 2005-10-18 09:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]narcissam, 2005-10-17 04:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2005-10-18 01:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hypno_jango, 2005-10-18 07:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2005-10-18 08:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shun_mcdaddy, 2005-10-18 01:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2005-10-18 04:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]selene_avis, 2005-10-18 09:25 pm UTC

[info]goldberry
2005-10-17 05:58 am UTC (link)
Cookies vs. sex, eh? Call me crazy, but when I'm in the mood for sweet bakery goodness, I go for the cookie, and when I'm in the mood for sex, I go for... uh... sex... ;p

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(no subject) - [info]singe, 2005-10-17 07:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]onetrickpony, 2005-10-17 11:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]goldberry, 2005-10-17 11:28 pm UTC

[info]lucky13
2005-10-17 06:12 am UTC (link)
I think this calls for some of that good old orgasmic tea.

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[info]serafina20
2005-10-17 07:27 am UTC (link)
And look! More wanking.

Yeah, it's me and it's me being oversensitive. Ah, life.

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[info]lunarei
2005-10-17 07:29 am UTC (link)
... Ha. Ha ha ha.

Obviously written by someone who's never had the right kind of sex.

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(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2005-10-18 12:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lunarei, 2005-10-18 04:29 am UTC

[info]lunarei
2005-10-17 07:32 am UTC (link)
Painful sex can be a result of being too shy to tell your partner what to do. Seriously, some men can be real idiots, and ya gotta let them know that you're the boss, or nothing will get done.

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(no subject) - [info]lizzypaul, 2005-10-17 11:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lunarei, 2005-10-17 07:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]deus_ex_tardis, 2005-10-18 04:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lunarei, 2005-10-18 04:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]deus_ex_tardis, 2005-10-19 04:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]luthe, 2005-10-18 07:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lunarei, 2005-10-19 01:29 am UTC

[info]nebbieq
2005-10-17 08:28 am UTC (link)
I'd comment on the wank, but I'm too busy being hypnotized by Emobus' Ferengi icon. I can't...look...away...

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(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2005-10-18 01:24 am UTC

[info]jira
2005-10-17 08:28 am UTC (link)
I was looking at this, wondering if it was gonna pop up here.

BTW: ICON LOVE. I scared my roommate by squeeing.

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[info]aerobot
2005-10-17 10:05 am UTC (link)
Well, for virgins, cookies are indeed better than non-existant sex.

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(no subject) - [info]m_butterfly, 2005-10-17 12:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2005-10-17 02:12 pm UTC

[info]tao_tao
2005-10-17 12:49 pm UTC (link)
Come - on! Everybody is just showing off. Between food and sex everybody would choose food, even if you'd get artificial nourishment for free with the latter. I like pizza more then cookies but that's a question of taste.

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[info]narcissam
2005-10-17 04:19 pm UTC (link)
I wouldn't blame this discussion's participants too much. After all, they may be the victims of Tim Hortons' ads, which have been propagating the idea that when you feel like sex, what you really want is cookies.

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I Know You All So Well
[info]arielchan
2005-10-18 01:54 am UTC (link)
I think this wank has spawned the most TMI comments/stories ever.

~*Ariel*~

(Who was very disconcerted when she just now discovered that the squiggly line for her sig is not where it was on her old computer. o_o Oh noes!)

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[info]loonylupinlover
2005-10-18 02:13 am UTC (link)
Damn, I can't wait until I have some alone time with my boyfriend. Cookies are delicious, but sex is OMGYAY. (And also didn't hurt the first time.)

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lonesomepudding
2005-10-18 04:57 am UTC (link)
Wow, lots of TMI.

Anyway, the topic of this disscussion gave me a very disturbing thought. Three words:

Girl Scout Fetish.

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(no subject) - [info]sadisticferret, 2005-10-19 03:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]yaoiko, 2005-10-19 05:00 am UTC

  
   
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