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andra_dodger ([info]andra_dodger) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-10-16 22:49:00


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Entry tags:fandom: harry potter

The Wank that Wouldn't Die
Just in case anyone was about to forget the Harmony wank[info]narcissam posted on Friday, Caina's sister has set up a new LiveJournal to make sure the name calling and general asshatery don't die down.

HMS FWNLOC, as the sis is calling herself, uses her first post to order everyone on HermionePotter.net and [info]hms_stfu to stop obsessing over their mutual animosity and then uses her second post to... obsess over their mutual animosity.

It's books you idiots. Childrens books at that. I guess you two should be reading them, after all, you're both immature as hell, even though you're supposed to be adults. You stupid....ooh

Which is more laughable and stupid? Calling all these fucking ship war sites the HMS this and the HMS that, or...

Damn...I honestly can't think of anything more laughable/stupid/lame than that.


Both Sr. and Jr., and their freaking weird assed cults act as if they're goddamned seven years old. Would you like for me to give you a lollypop? I have some. I think I'll lace them with cyanide.
...
Don't get too cocky SPGTBABAAL Jr. I'll have an icon for you soon enough.


The comments on this thread are growing exponentially, so there's sure to be more wank in the offing.

ETA Part IV: For those of you arriving after the bahleetion, here are the screencaps in zip format thanks to [info]feenix.

ETA Part III: C**** / Caina / She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is Leaving Teh Fandom!!1 because people are mean to her, and she needs to work on her masterpiece.
Where will we get our wank now?

ETA: Deleted.

ETA: HMS FWNLOC comments on Fandom_Wank in the comments, although, in fairness to sis, it seems like she might have been goaded into it.
FWNLOC's take of f_w: That just means there's 3000 idiots that need telling off then.




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[info]esclaramonde
2005-10-17 04:50 am UTC (link)
I've got screencaps, just in case.

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[info]das_mervin
2005-10-17 04:53 am UTC (link)
Ah, good, it worked this time.

Now, I hope some people here give me a good spanking--I came off as pissy at first and even homophobic.

Man, I word things badly sometimes....well, I'm new at "Poke the Troll."

*awaits the spanking*

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[info]waltraute
2005-10-17 05:04 am UTC (link)
Oh, there's nothing like a meta-wanker who thinks they aren't wanking to bring the hilarity into the house.

Or do I see troll spoor under the bridge?

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[info]wrongly_amused
2005-10-17 05:05 am UTC (link)
If she wasn't so wanky and vulgar about it, I'd feel bad for her. It really sounds like she's at the end of her rope and needs to vent.

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[info]luckdragonfujur
2005-10-17 05:10 am UTC (link)
And that is why I'm glad my brothers are not involved in any fandom xP

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[info]kalicephirot
2005-10-17 05:15 am UTC (link)
Now I've to teach my sisters about... know what? Instead of teaching them what to do and what not to do, I think I'll keep them away from the fandom.

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[info]crazedchipmunk
2005-10-17 05:17 am UTC (link)
There's something you could do with your time, you fucking moron-loosers.

No, the internet is the moron-looser. We just catch some of them. NETTED!

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[info]souris
2005-10-17 05:23 am UTC (link)
This has got to be a troll: there's now a post "mocking" one of the comments left by das_mervin in the previous post.

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[info]frequentmouse
2005-10-17 05:30 am UTC (link)
But, is it better than cookies?

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Icon - [info]andra_dodger, 2005-10-17 05:37 am UTC
Re: Icon - [info]frequentmouse, 2005-10-17 05:49 am UTC

[info]badger
2005-10-17 06:17 am UTC (link)
You know, it just occured to me that if we could somehow or other capture and contain the sheer energy that goes into all this whatthefuckery, we could solve the energy crisis for sure. I can see it now: Powered by Harry Potter Wank.

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[info]onmyforehead
2005-10-17 06:31 am UTC (link)
I am fascinated by how circular this is. It reminds me of a ferris wheel, for some reason.

/random statement

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[info]sticky_pbj
2005-10-17 06:33 am UTC (link)
Another entry. Her feeling bad(?) about hurting her sister's feelings. But she's still going to laugh at her, of course.

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[info]hristaesir
2005-10-17 06:37 am UTC (link)
Her... sister.

Until proven otherwise I'm just gonna keep on believing her sister is in fact her hand in a sock. Possibly a sock with a face drawn on it.

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[info]agent_hyatt
2005-10-17 07:00 am UTC (link)
Anyone who thinks that it isn't a sockpuppet, start screencapping. Caina's supposedly informed the LJ staff.

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[info]saralina25
2005-10-17 07:06 am UTC (link)
Am I reading it right that we have an agenda against certain people in the HP fandom? Cause I though we were here to make fun of stupidity as a whole.

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[info]lunarei
2005-10-17 07:26 am UTC (link)
Why can't they just hate their siblings like NORMAL PEOPLE?

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[info]reddiej
2005-10-17 07:33 am UTC (link)
I'm sort of wondering which side she ships, or does it say in those insanely long comments?

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[info]feenix
2005-10-17 07:51 am UTC (link)
$20 US says it's Caina just pretending to be her sister. Because we all know that sisters generally equal sockpuppets.

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[info]nebbieq
2005-10-17 08:07 am UTC (link)
This wank makes me glad that I know hardly anything about my siblings' online activities, and they know hardly anything about mine. I'm happy with just knowing that my sister used to have a Xanga and my brother gets fansubs off of IRC.

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Re: This made me smile. All right, grin. - [info]rosamund, 2005-10-17 08:39 am UTC
Re: This made me smile. All right, grin. - [info]wrongly_amused, 2005-10-17 08:45 am UTC
Re: This made me smile. All right, grin. - [info]theamazingrando, 2005-10-17 04:48 pm UTC

[info]wrongly_amused
2005-10-17 08:43 am UTC (link)
And yet another essay, tearing apart her sister's logic.

Damn. Really. A part of me does feel sympathy if this is for real because holy shit, I can't imagine having to put up with a sister like that. I'd probably flip my shit, too, in her place.

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[info]expeliarbum
2005-10-17 08:54 am UTC (link)
*makes the obligatory 'Are they still at it?' comment*

Is she a real sister or a sockpuppet sister? Hey! We've had fake super nannies before...

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[info]charmian
2005-10-17 09:10 am UTC (link)
Okay, why in the world would you want to advertise the fact that you're *related* to such a person? If one of my close relations were like that, I'd create an LJ and never tell them about so there would be no chance I'd be associated publicly with them.

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