Trigun Smut, Tattoos, and Hilter Lemon, Oh My!
This is just a GAFF baby wank. It looks to be pretty much over, but I thought the absurdity was too funny not to share.

It starts when Ouchthathurt posts a fic snark in New Releases. All is well for several days, with interested GAFFers providing the usual snark and "pass the bleach" comments.

Rabid Badger mentions another Trigun smutfic, a somewhat famous one in which Wolfwood rapes Meryl with guns. Again, the usual "I know that fic! Aauugh! Run away!" comments from GAFFers. Again, all is the usual snarking-in-peace that goes on on GAFF.

Then, evilmouse, the author of the Wolfwood rapes Meryl with guns fic shows up to say "OMG, you meanies! How dare you judge my fetishes or my right to fanfic them?!" Complete with a copy of an e-mail she made to Rabid Badger.

Then, the real fun begins.

Flying Skull proceeds to tell evilmouse that she wishes for her to get gangraped by several large, smelly men. "May you be raped and not once; may you be gang-raped by lots of 'HAWT UNTAMED EROTICA' seeking males for at least a month."

This is followed by Ouchthathurt tearing apart evilmouse's post, followed by evilmouse tearing apart her comments with psuedo-intellectual babble about how anyone should be able to do anything they want with fanfiction without being criticised for it (evilmouse apparently completely misses the point of GAFF, not to mention the point that some of the other posters there were trying to make about real rape being a distinctly different thing than "romance rape.")

FlyingSkull makes allegations that evilmouse, despite presenting herself as a female, is actually a man playing pretend, and again with the "I hope you're gang raped!"

BarnabasFrid comes along with the classic "Don't liek, don't reeeeed!" defense that is the staple of many fangirls. She praises evilmouse as as having "stellar" writing skills, and proceeds to take the thread off topic by explaining how she wrote a Dark Shadows fanfic in which a character who normally would never say "fuck" says "fuck" and talks about how she based her entire fanfic on that premise. She accuses GAFF of being childish, complete with an invoking of Snacky's Law.

And BF plugs her upcomming Hitler lemon! Oh joy!

PixeBob says in response "If you were truly a fan of the these characters, you wouldn't be twisting them around making them do things they wouldn't actually do."

BF takes offense and responds with "Of course I'm a true fan! I'm fanner than you! I got tattoos of the character on my body!" complete with photographs of her tattoos, to OMG PROVE SHE'S FANNER THAN ALL OF US!!!

People snark, BF accuses GAFF of being bullies who are insecure with themselves. She/He/It proposes the game "Let's see who can shut up longer!"

Evilmouse calls FlyingSkull out on her desire to see her gang raped.

Everything sort of dies down with laughing at the trolls after that, though BF manages to get one last Adolf Hitler quote in.


(Sidenote to the few people who *might* remember me here: MillyFan/Ouchthat hurt and I are no longer buds. I feel no need to defend her anymore if anyone calls her out as wanky. However this is not grudewank. I don't think she's being wanky here, she just happened to be the originator of the thread).

I posted on the thread, though, at least so far, I'm not really involved in the wank - why I thought to post here instead of I_Wank. Please tell me right away if this thread should be moved there. Thank you.