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laurar ([info]laurar) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2003-03-20 13:40:00


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You know you've been reading too much wank when...
I realize now that I've been reading a) too much slash and b) too much FW when my first thought on seeing this is "Yes! It's a sign that Harry's going to come out of the closet in Book 5!"

...help?


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[info]oxydosic
2003-03-20 09:09 pm UTC (link)
Hmmm....open window shutters=open closet=Harry being gay?

Wow, it's a sign the people on DL would be proud of. We need to start our own 'Harry Potter is gay and being repressed by the homophobic wizarding world' group.

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[info]misswindy
2003-03-20 09:15 pm UTC (link)
Harry and Draco's love is so color-coded. It's like, Harry's main color is red, because he's a gryffindor. And Draco's is green, because he's a Slytherin. Red and green-- it's like Christmas! Which, BTW, is a totally gay holiday what with all the singing and lights. Also, it prominently features elves. Which, I'm sure I don't need to point out, are almost fairies.

GAH. It's SO OBVIOUS, people. Y'all nay-sayers are just haters.

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[info]kimera
2003-03-20 10:08 pm UTC (link)
Hey now, I'm all for equal oppurtunties. That is, I hate EVERYONE equally, not just the fictional gay people!

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[info]kimera
2003-03-20 10:08 pm UTC (link)
And um, let's just pretend I can spell, mmkay?

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(Anonymous)
2003-03-21 08:51 pm UTC (link)
That's a cool icon. May I use it, please?

Natasha Compagnon
natashashota, LJ

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[info]oxydosic
2003-03-21 10:35 pm UTC (link)
Go ahead, i'm flattered you like it!

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dawnjosephine
2003-03-20 09:16 pm UTC (link)
Now when I look at the pic, I see three open closet doors and wonder who the other two are that will be "coming out". Your wank is contagious.

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coreopsis
2003-03-20 09:19 pm UTC (link)
Well, Draco for sure. He's not gonna let his woobie come out alone. As for the third...Neville, maybe?

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[info]misswindy
2003-03-20 09:32 pm UTC (link)
Harry is opening the closets but not coming out of them.

Finally, we're getting the Snape/Remus/Sirius backstory we have so patiently been waiting for!!!!!

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(Anonymous)
2003-03-20 10:34 pm UTC (link)
Harry = MsAllegro? Helping people out of the closet?

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[info]misswindy
2003-03-20 10:36 pm UTC (link)
That depends-- what color are Severus's socks?

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[info]sajasma
2003-03-21 12:19 am UTC (link)
And goshdarnit, what about all that sperm-like smoke on the candles? Is that a big image Freudian thing or what?

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[info]yadda
2003-03-21 11:14 pm UTC (link)
That was my first reaction, "Why is Harry surrounded by sperm!? Oh My God! The book must have slash!" Then, I saw the candles.

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[info]kallisti
2003-03-20 09:20 pm UTC (link)
Heh, yeah. My first reaction was seeing the candles, and having just read the very long thread on DomLijah and candles, thought that JK Rowling was lighting candles for the Evil WB to acknowledge that Harry and Ron are gay and in LURVE.

F_W: lovingly warping minds.

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dawnjosephine
2003-03-20 09:41 pm UTC (link)
I didn't even catch the candle reference until just now...

Slash in the upcoming HP book! W00t!
*shines up the old tinfoil hat and puts it on*

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[info]tempslut
2003-03-21 03:10 am UTC (link)
Those PR devils, oppressing the Harry/Draco love!

:P

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[info]mirabellawotr
2003-03-21 09:52 am UTC (link)
I can just see in that picture how unhappy Harry is because the PR devils are keeping him and Draco apart. And the candles, and the phallic wand being used to open the closets? A total shoutout to the Faithful who are 100% behind their yearning to christen every conveniently empty classroom in Hogwarts.

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[info]talkingsock
2003-03-21 06:44 pm UTC (link)
You are all clearly pedophiles!

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(Anonymous)
2003-03-21 08:52 pm UTC (link)
...I missed that. I did find the picture odd, but ... sad, my mind just isn't trained enough at spotting the obvious!

-Natasha Compagnon

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[info]darkrose
2003-03-22 12:59 am UTC (link)
I didn't notice. I was too busy lusting after 15-year-old Harry.

"He's not a slut--he's just drawn that way."

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[info]talkingsock
2003-03-22 08:41 am UTC (link)
It's clear that he's in Malfoy Manor. Draco's about to pounce out of one of those closets straight into his arms for hot enemy snogging! And Lucius and Snape are in the other two!

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