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Callahan ([info]skarrow) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-10-26 20:30:00
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It's an ALLIGATOR.
Not the most dramatic wank ever, but interesting for the shear "...dude. Chill" aspect of it.

A new character is introduced in the comic Misty The Mouse, a comic about a mouse. Named Misty. Which, despite being about a mouse with an f-cup, is really mostly PG.

The forumites frolic and play.

But all is not well in the land of the F-cup mouse. AkumaDaimyo insists that the new character is not, in fact, a snake. It is an alligator.

It becomes more apparent that the character is a snake. AkumaDaimyo continues to insist that it is an ALLIGATOR, belittling those who disagree.

The new character is a snake.

AD insists that the comic's creator Dutch, drew him thusly JUST TO PROVE AD wrong.

Dutch tells him to shut up.
AD tells Dutch to go have gay sex with Vin Diesel.

The rest of the forumites blink, and continue to frolic and play.

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[info]pragmatic
2005-10-27 02:43 am UTC (link)
And yes, how the hell DOES he drive or make anything with no arms and no legs?

I bet Strong Bad could answer that question. Someone tell AD to e-mail it to him.

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[info]the_wanlorn
2005-10-27 02:44 am UTC (link)
THE SYSTEM IS DOWN

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[info]theamazingrando
2005-10-27 02:56 am UTC (link)
Wrong. Only Homestar knows.

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[info]plazmah
2005-10-27 05:49 am UTC (link)
Someone tell AD to e-mail it to him.

We all know what would happen.

DELORTED!

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-10-30 08:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2005-10-30 08:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-10-30 09:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2005-10-31 03:30 am UTC

[info]the_wanlorn
2005-10-27 02:44 am UTC (link)
Totally an alligator. Only alligators can look that sleazy. *nod*

Really.

I swear.

Alligator.

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[info]issendai
2005-10-27 03:21 am UTC (link)
In conclusion: Alligators.

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(no subject) - [info]the_wanlorn, 2005-10-27 03:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nebbieq, 2005-10-27 04:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_wanlorn, 2005-10-27 04:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]skarrow, 2005-10-27 04:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_wanlorn, 2005-10-27 04:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]here4tehwank, 2005-10-27 02:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_wanlorn, 2005-10-27 04:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]here4tehwank, 2005-10-27 04:43 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-10-27 02:57 am UTC (link)
>AD tells Dutch to go have gay sex with Vin Diesel.

That wins every argument. I should use that.

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[info]skarrow
2005-10-27 02:59 am UTC (link)
Me, I just thought it sounded like a good idea.

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(no subject) - [info]elanor_durall, 2005-10-27 03:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sheep, 2005-10-27 09:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]elanor_durall, 2005-10-27 12:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rosehiptea, 2005-10-27 04:16 am UTC

[info]plazmah
2005-10-27 05:50 am UTC (link)
I'm wondering if AD had found the joy of the random Vin Diesel statement generator. I love that thing.

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[info]notjo
2005-10-27 08:42 am UTC (link)
I read that, and used it already. *grin* It needs icons.

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[info]kadath
2005-10-27 02:58 am UTC (link)
Holy shit, talk about your idée fixe.

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[info]wankprophet
2005-10-27 03:10 am UTC (link)
I can see now why furries are on the bottom of the nerd hierarchy list.

We totally need to create a nerd hierarchy list for Fandom_Wank. Maybe even a nerd hierarchy binary tree.

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(no subject) - [info]kadath, 2005-10-27 03:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wankprophet, 2005-10-27 03:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kadath, 2005-10-27 03:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pokecheck, 2005-10-27 03:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]loony666, 2005-10-27 04:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jedilora, 2005-10-27 06:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]masanbol, 2005-10-27 12:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2005-10-27 06:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]john_yik, 2005-10-27 07:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sgtgeorgecarter, 2005-10-27 10:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2005-10-28 06:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2005-10-27 06:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2005-10-28 06:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2005-10-27 03:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rosehiptea, 2005-10-27 04:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2005-10-28 06:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2005-10-28 06:09 am UTC

[info]crazedchipmunk
2005-10-27 05:45 am UTC (link)
I feel like showing up in random forums and repeatedly insisting "it's an alligator!" just for the hell of it. This is so my favourite phrase now.

I love you, internet.

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[info]back_button
2005-10-27 06:03 am UTC (link)
That person is insane. Clearly, it is a crocodile.

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(no subject) - [info]tangentialone, 2005-10-27 06:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2005-10-27 06:32 pm UTC

[info]doomsday
2005-10-27 07:42 am UTC (link)
Sometimes when I read wank, the Twilight Zone themesong plays in my head.

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(no subject) - [info]angora, 2005-10-27 07:18 pm UTC

[info]pokecheck
2005-10-27 07:45 am UTC (link)
Just the description of the wank was funny.

Anyone think the snakigator looked like the fifth musketeer? It was cute.

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(no subject) - [info]pingin_tango, 2005-10-27 07:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mindset, 2005-10-27 08:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2005-10-28 03:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tangentialone, 2005-10-27 08:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2005-10-27 01:02 pm UTC

[info]tangentialone
2005-10-27 08:41 am UTC (link)
Gator gator gator gator gator gator gator gator...

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(no subject) - [info]monkeywrench, 2005-10-27 11:20 am UTC

[info]smo
2005-10-27 09:01 am UTC (link)
No, no! Is Siberian Hamster!

*calls to it*

Basil! Basil!

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(no subject) - [info]kenovay, 2005-10-27 05:14 pm UTC

[info]kalypsi_cat
2005-10-27 10:07 am UTC (link)
AD insists that the comic's creator Dutch, drew him thusly JUST TO PROVE AD wrong.

*waits for AD to announce that she's a Harmonian, and Rowling changed Buckbeak's name in a special effort to throw salt in her wounds*

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*hugs you* - [info]ballseyboo, 2005-10-27 06:49 pm UTC

[info]mastervex
2005-10-27 12:05 pm UTC (link)
What really bothers me is the snake has a beard.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-10-27 01:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mastervex, 2005-10-27 05:02 pm UTC

[info]das_mervin
2005-10-27 05:19 pm UTC (link)
Maybe it's a snalligator?

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-10-28 10:55 pm UTC

[info]trinculotroll
2005-10-27 05:41 pm UTC (link)
This "comic" isn't very comic. Boo.

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(no subject) - [info]skarrow, 2005-10-27 06:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]trinculotroll, 2005-10-27 07:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]redjackcash, 2005-10-30 08:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]skarrow, 2005-10-30 05:17 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-10-27 06:37 pm UTC (link)
Ah, akumadaimyo! That guy gets around—I remember at least one really ugly thread of his on BRPS. Dolt.

—Iralith on LJ

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(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2005-10-28 01:24 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-10-28 09:02 am UTC

[info]mcity
2005-10-29 05:50 am UTC (link)
Wow, brave talk from Akuma. Big brave boy on the safe internet forum. Tell you what fucker, ya wanna be big and brave, how about we set up a personal meeting? I'm not into the furry scene, but how about I tag along with him at the next con? How about you meet us there? How about you tell me to my face all the shit you talk about here? I'll gladly pay your ticket there, and I might even be nice enough to drive you to the ER when our talk is done. I'm dead serious. Let's see how macho you are in person.

Ah, what the hell. Who cares anyway. I knew you were gonna be a little bitch the moment you showed up. Run, run, run your mouth cause its safe to talk shit on the computer. The internet is full of people like you. Doesn't matter to even talk shit back. It just becomes a childish game of tossing words back and forth. But tell you what, you think you have something real important to say, think about that meeting in person. I'd be happy to shake your hand.

Now go to bed and don't forget your Oxy 10.

Oh yeah, and in case you can't make it to the con, look for a small town called Vernon, about 40 miles north of Panama City in Florida. Drive through mainstreet until you hit the southern tip of town. Look to the right and you'll see a huge shop, several muscle cars and some antiques sitting outside. Whip your car in there. Give a knock on the door pretty hard cause its hard to hear with the grinder and welder going. I'll be sure to give you a tour of the place, then we can have a chat. I mean, in case you wanted to meet. Otherwise, just shut the fuck up because you're looking really foolish.

Gas for the trip - $500
Stay in a hotel room - $80
Lunch - $9
Curb checking a mouthy net goon - priceless
Utterly pwned.

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(no subject) - [info]skarrow, 2005-10-29 06:44 am UTC

[info]psychesky
2005-11-01 01:06 am UTC (link)
Snake vs. Alligator: it's not pretty.

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