So, over in the Mary Sues community over at Livejournal, user savageworlds posts a Sue for the Resident Evil fandom. (Entry is friendslocked, so check out the copy and paste job over in here.)

The original authors find out and are not pleased, posting backhanded compliments and puffing themselves up, both in the entry and in savageworlds' journal. She also posts in her own journal about it, presumably to gloat or something.

Not satisfied, misscaptain decides to prove that fandom is SERIOUS BUSINESS and makes a post detailing how superior she is and why she can write Sues. Highlights include how brave and truthful she is for writing Sues and how there is no canon.

EDIT: Baleeted. But was rescued in the comments here.

Not too large, but misscaptian's bloated language is wanky in and of itself.