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das_mervin ([info]das_mervin) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-11-01 16:02:00
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Entry tags:imdb, movie wank

Small wank, but the subject....
Okay. Let's see. New movies that are coming out. Jarhead. Oh, that'll cause wank, definitely--already has. And, uh, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! That's already produced big buckets of wank (idiot director ruined Dumbledore's character, dammit)! There are tons of movies that are going to produce wank! What's a movie that one would NOT BE EXPECTING WANK FROM?

Chicken Little.

Yeah, I found a little teenie wank about the movie CHICKEN LITTLE. I'm not a fandom_wank vet....but...well, you read it.



master_dark4dune: Fantastic, a film about a Chicken. Is anyone else slightly aware of the crazy epidemic happening around the world about chickens and all other birds. I know someone who can even poke fun at the avian flu, whoever heard of it? I'm just wondering if this will apprehend anyone's views of seeing the film or taking their children to see it.



Satire? Real? I DON'T KNOW. But...ENTER THE IDIOT.



pulpkid: i've got nothing against mentally handicapped peaople but i think IMDB should be more careful when allowing people to write stuff on their boards. master_dark4dune u r "special"



As if dark-dune could let THAT go unanswered!



master_dark4dune: It was satire and please don't patronise me with the 'You are special' phrase, because it unoriginal and extremely unfunny. Also be careful with your use of 'mentally handicapped', there are people who could find that offensive.



And it just goes downhill from there. Mini for now, but still.....dammit.


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[info]kami
2005-11-01 11:25 pm UTC (link)
Note to master_dark4dune: it's just a movie, I'm sure your children won't catch the bird flu merely by watching it.

More evidence that people really will fight over anything. Fantastic!

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[info]nebbieq
2005-11-02 12:23 am UTC (link)
Because a Bird-flu scare will stop people from watching Chicken Little, and NOT the horrible horrible previews, and the premise of turning a story I could tell a child in two minutes into a 90 minute film...

Only with we're lucky. I bet it'll be two hours long at the shortest.

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[info]mydarkstar
2005-11-02 09:59 am UTC (link)
For serious. Every single frickin' movie I've seen in the theatre lately has had that preview, and every time my jaw just drops over the fact that a) it would occur to anyone to even make such a flimsy story into a feature-length film, and b) that anyone in the world would want to watch it. Especially when people in the audience inevitably actually laugh at said preview. OMG it's a porcupine who says "yo" like a black guy or something!!!1 ITS TEH FUNNEH!!!!1@!2!

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(Anonymous)
2005-11-02 04:29 pm UTC (link)
OMG it's a porcupine who says "yo" like a black guy or something!!!

(small voice) Actually, I think the porcupine is saying "whoa" 'cos he's shocked about something.

Not that this makes it any funnier, true.

Queencallipygos on LJ, who gets pedantic when she's bored

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[info]esclaramonde
2005-11-02 12:32 am UTC (link)
Vaguely remember that one ... the one that sticks to my mind is Snow White and the Queen running off to be "wymmin" and form a camp sort of thing.

I think.

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[info]dark_puck
2005-11-02 07:02 am UTC (link)
.... I require links.

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[info]platedlizard
2005-11-02 11:03 am UTC (link)
The Politically Correct Fairytales I am familiar with are a series of books...

I liked Hanzel and Gretel. The witch taught them all sorts of nifty tricks, but then BETRAYED them all for Big Timber. So the kids turned her and their Big Timber dad into squirrels. Or something.

The Princess and the Pea was good, too.

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[info]sokudoningyou
2005-11-02 11:20 am UTC (link)
I'm sorry, but....Galaxy Quest quote! Bwahahaha.

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[info]dontgiveahoot
2005-11-02 07:05 am UTC (link)
Icon love!! Mr Flibble!

(brings out her own Red Dwarf icon)

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[info]innsmouth_eyes
2005-11-02 07:49 am UTC (link)
I like the one where the little boy points out that the Emperor is wearing no clothes, and somebody else says, "No, he's just practicing a clothing-optional lifestyle!" And everybody gets naked and dances in the sun. That's the way it should have gone.

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[info]kadath
2005-11-02 12:00 am UTC (link)
Ooh, Jarhead!

*has a weakness for war movies*

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[info]kadath
2005-11-02 12:33 am UTC (link)
I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating MREs.

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[info]grand_sealink
2005-11-02 03:27 am UTC (link)
I can't help but speak that last sentence dramatically, with much rolling of the arrs.

Brrrrrring out the CHAAAAAAINS!

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[info]also_not_a_pipe
2005-11-02 12:17 am UTC (link)
...wow. And I thought that the conversation I had with someone about whether or not one could catch avian flu by eating eggs months past the expiration date on the carton was stupid. Master Dark4dune has us beat lyek whoa.

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[info]lunarei
2005-11-02 12:17 am UTC (link)
But Chicken Little looks so CUTE!! And as a 3d animator, I weep at it's perfection. SO... CUTE...

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[info]chibikaijuu
2005-11-02 01:13 am UTC (link)
Yeah, the animation is pretty nice. And I not-so-sekritly love the ass-shaking dancing chicken sequence. But the movie itslef basically looks like one long string of popular movie spoofs with an extremely thin plot holding them together with something less than duct tape.

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[info]jrandomlurker
2005-11-02 01:28 am UTC (link)
Eh, I dunno. I get this sorta Zim-ish vibe off it, which pretty much guarantees I'll go. It'll be self-referential and weird and probably WAY too damn spastic, but I've killed two hours of my life doing worse things.

I'm going on a matinee, though. ;p

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[info]sesana
2005-11-02 04:59 am UTC (link)
It was feeling sort of Emperor's New Groove to me. And I loved that movie, so I will certainly be catching Chicken Little. I think most people can agree that it looks better than Brother Bear, though.

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[info]katienichol
2005-11-02 07:07 am UTC (link)
I had to watch Brother Bear over and over on a continous loop for THREE hellish days when it came out on video. I worked in an entertainment store at the time. It was the most depressing Disney movie I've ever seen--on several levels.

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[info]pussycat
2005-11-02 05:44 pm UTC (link)
My kids rented Brother Bear REPEATEDLY over a couple of months. It was nice...the first couple times. ONLY the first couple times.

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[info]heddychaa
2005-11-03 01:39 am UTC (link)
my sister watched it over and over for months, just because it had Bob and Doug MacKenzie in it.

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(Anonymous)
2005-11-02 09:00 am UTC (link)
sadly, since BNL has a song in the movie, I'll be going.


*hangs head in shame of being a teenybopper over a non-teenybopper band*

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[info]heddychaa
2005-11-03 01:41 am UTC (link)
don't worry, I'm a teenybopper for them too. if it's BNL, I gotta have it.

Dad: "but heather, it's a greatest hits album. you own all of their CDs already."
Heddy: "no way Dad! there's TWO NEW SONGS ON IT! It's TOTALLY WORTH THE TWENTY-FIVE BUCKS."

lol.

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[info]mcity
2005-11-02 02:30 am UTC (link)
I think DarkDune is the classic "I got called so I'll call it satire." troll.

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So, using that same argument....
[info]pussycat
2005-11-02 02:32 am UTC (link)
soes this mean we can't watch Chicken Run anymore? I don't want to be a pie!



psst, I finally caught the free account creation. Wheeeeeee

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[info]rowan
2005-11-02 04:52 am UTC (link)
Chicken Run wins at life, though.

(Just saw the Wallace and Gromit movie today. I love you, Aardman, yes I doooooo~)

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Re: So, using that same argument....
[info]pussycat
2005-11-02 06:49 am UTC (link)
Haven't seen it yet. No bird flu worries there, then?

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Re: So, using that same argument....
[info]kookaburra
2005-11-02 05:16 am UTC (link)
I don't like gravy!

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Re: So, using that same argument....
[info]dark_puck
2005-11-02 07:04 am UTC (link)
"In the most likely event of an emergency, stick you head between your knees-"

"-and kiss your bum goodbye."

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[info]gingerkiss
2005-11-02 01:42 pm UTC (link)
psst, I finally caught the free account creation. Wheeeeeee


So did I, thanks to you mentioning it! Yay!

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Re: So, using that same argument....
[info]magic_lilybean
2005-11-02 09:23 pm UTC (link)
Yay! Me too! Wheeeee!!!

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[info]aerobot
2005-11-02 12:34 pm UTC (link)
THE SPLOOGE IS FALLING! D:

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[info]aerobot
2005-11-03 02:46 pm UTC (link)
Alriiiiight!

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[info]eternaldreaming
2005-11-04 04:31 pm UTC (link)
http://petrenko.com.ua/seen/graffity/chicken-little/

XD

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