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Loading up at the bottle store ([info]out_bottle) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-11-03 23:29:00
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A Tiny Tidbit of Law and Order:SVU Wank

Over on </b></a>[info]svucc  a L&O:SVU badfic comm, someone reviews a fic they believe sucks.


Dear Moderator, I request that you pleas force the poster to remove this post. Clearly, she's just mad at me and jealous and this is the only reason she posted an otherwise perfect post. Please fix this immediately before I contact the appropriate authorities.



But wait, it’s not the author...it’s a Troll!

Hey, I’m NOT the troll.

We’re left with troll mystery, confused author, a little mud flung, and comm members collectively scratching their heads.

It’s a Wank nightcap.

ETA: one of the mods at SVUCC, speshulduck, sums it all up better than me.


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[info]speshulduck
2005-11-04 07:17 am UTC (link)
Would you like me to unlock my LJ post about the whole thing, or would that take away from the amusement value too much?

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[info]out_bottle
2005-11-04 07:30 am UTC (link)
Hmmm, I dunno... part of me wants to know who the troll actually was, part of me thinks the anon-troll adds to the funny, and part of me...

HEY! BUBBLES!!!!


... um, what was I saying? Oh, yeah.

I trust your judgement on this, speshulduck.

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(no subject) - [info]speshulduck, 2005-11-04 07:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]out_bottle, 2005-11-04 08:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]magic_lilybean, 2005-11-04 08:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]minibalrogmum, 2005-11-04 11:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sahz, 2005-11-04 03:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]speshulduck, 2005-11-04 06:03 pm UTC

[info]damien
2005-11-04 07:40 am UTC (link)
You know the Auto-Summarize feature on MS Word? Reading that post and the attached comments made me think someone had run an Agatha Christie fic through it then posted the results as a wank-puzzle.

We need CLUES. Where are the good detectives of Fandom Wank? XD

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[info]speshulduck
2005-11-04 07:44 am UTC (link)
Oh, okay. Fine. I just don't want to hear any bitching about how poorly written and biased it is.

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(no subject) - [info]out_bottle, 2005-11-04 08:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]damien, 2005-11-04 08:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]speshulduck, 2005-11-04 06:17 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-11-04 08:08 am UTC (link)
Yay! My fandom is on F_W.

Oh wait, that's supposed to be a bad thing isn't it?

Much like SVU, this wank needs more Munch.

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[info]out_bottle
2005-11-04 08:11 am UTC (link)
Ol' Munch is running away from this wank as fast as his skinny newly-injured ass lets him. XD

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-11-04 01:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]out_bottle, 2005-11-05 03:24 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-11-06 10:38 pm UTC

[info]darthmaligna
2005-11-04 01:16 pm UTC (link)
I was thinking that much like SVU, this wank needs more sex on a a desk down at the precinct. Which would, of course, entail more Munch. And Fin. And, what the hell, Huang too.

Hahaha. Entail. Oh man.

In conclusion... bed.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-11-06 10:42 pm UTC

[info]smo
2005-11-04 05:13 pm UTC (link)
So much love for teh Munchkin.

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[info]napoleon
2005-11-04 07:23 pm UTC (link)
Munch, Novak, and Huang were the only reasons I kept watching that show.

After they made Stabler's wife a lyingcheatingho and Novak a blonde, though, I had to give up. Well, that and the fact that the show seemed to be becoming increasingly exploitative, which was really what made my stomach do that funny little curdle.

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[info]psychesky
2005-11-05 03:04 am UTC (link)
My boyfriend's cat, pictured in the icon, is named Detective Munch, the Suspicious Kitty.

And am I the only person who thought there would be CF wank after the Wednesday ep of L&O?

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(no subject) - [info]out_bottle, 2005-11-05 03:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]psychesky, 2005-11-05 04:06 am UTC

[info]aerobot
2005-11-04 08:33 am UTC (link)
Please fix this immediately before I contact the appropriate authorities.

QUICKLY! CALL WHINE-ONE-ONE FOR TEH INTERNET POLICE!

*sirens*

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[info]delcj
2005-11-04 08:53 am UTC (link)
i'm not sure i understand exactly what's going on. all i know is that the moral lesson of this wankery seems to be "IP logging is our friend"

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[info]sorchar
2005-11-04 09:18 am UTC (link)
Plz to be closing your italics tag. Thank you.

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[info]out_bottle
2005-11-04 09:34 am UTC (link)
I used Rich Text, and I can't for the life of me figure out why the post shows up fine HERE, but still in italics on F_W's front page.

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(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2005-11-04 09:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]out_bottle, 2005-11-04 10:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]out_bottle, 2005-11-04 10:33 am UTC

[info]dreamtoday
2005-11-04 12:06 pm UTC (link)
best troll ever.

okay, there was some other one that made me laugh, but still.

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[info]kinneas
2005-11-04 02:51 pm UTC (link)
SEMI-CREATIVE TROLLS RETURN.

I laughed, anyway. But I also giggle when someone says "sixty-nine".

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[info]c_chan
2005-11-04 03:38 pm UTC (link)
But I also giggle when someone says "sixty-nine".

You're not the only one.

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[info]figgy
2005-11-04 03:39 pm UTC (link)
Sixty-nine, hehehehehe.

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[info]smo
2005-11-04 05:15 pm UTC (link)
Football announcers make me giggle whenever they talk about the "tight end" or the "wide receiver."

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-11-07 04:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-11-07 04:26 pm UTC

[info]sahz
2005-11-04 03:46 pm UTC (link)
LOL. Those Dear Moderator posts made me laugh. They were a bit lame, but I'm just glad that there's SVU wank

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[info]waltraute
2005-11-04 05:47 pm UTC (link)
But it's not really SVU-like SVU wank until someone proceeds to Take!It!Personally!.

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(no subject) - [info]napoleon, 2005-11-04 07:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]speshulduck, 2005-11-05 12:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]napoleon, 2005-11-05 12:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]speshulduck, 2005-11-05 12:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]napoleon, 2005-11-05 01:05 am UTC

[info]wrongly_amused
2005-11-04 06:55 pm UTC (link)
All this confuzzled wanking has left me confuzzled. Can't we all just get along and enjoy boobies?

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Boobies! - [info]out_bottle, 2005-11-05 03:27 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-11-06 07:47 am UTC

[info]oxydosic
2005-11-05 04:40 am UTC (link)
Just expressing my love for your icon. *Bows before Munch*

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(Anonymous)
2005-11-05 07:46 am UTC (link)
Wow... Hehehe... This is some WEIRD wank but highly amusing.

-sisterelwood

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-11-06 10:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2005-11-07 07:15 am UTC

[info]panthea
2005-11-07 08:19 pm UTC (link)
I have only one question about SVU fic.

Why is there not more Cassidy/Munch? For serious.

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(no subject) - [info]out_bottle, 2005-11-08 07:02 pm UTC

  
   
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