A Tiny Tidbit of Law and Order:SVU Wank

Over on </b></a>svucc  a L&O:SVU badfic comm, someone reviews a fic they believe sucks.

Dear Moderator, I request that you pleas force the poster to remove this post. Clearly, she's just mad at me and jealous and this is the only reason she posted an otherwise perfect post. Please fix this immediately before I contact the appropriate authorities.

But wait, it’s not the author...it’s a Troll!

Hey, I’m NOT the troll.

We’re left with troll mystery, confused author, a little mud flung, and comm members collectively scratching their heads.

It’s a Wank nightcap.

ETA: one of the mods at SVUCC, speshulduck, sums it all up better than me.