And for my first wank, I would like to present you all with a lovely little Matrix wank! I explored a little from the recent HP wank on the same site and found this one. Into the Wrong Rabbit Hole

They compare perception of the movie to perception of cg pornography... And then lets compare the Matrix to Power Rangers.

I think these people had a teensy bit too much of the sacremental wine before they decided to write this one.