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Jon "Bad Wasabi" Wood ([info]mcity) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-11-06 19:48:00


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There is a post in Fanficrants about teenagers writing slash
I’ve got a secret for you. It is big; it's juicy. I don’t want you to share it with others. Please, don’t read further unless you can keep a secret: There are teens in fandom. There are teens reading fan fiction. There are teens reading slash. There are teens reading sexually explicit fan fiction. Horror of horrors, these teens aged thirteen to nineteen are doing something much worse. This is the really secret part. Cross your fingers and swear to die. Don’t mention it to anyone: This evil fan fiction species, these teenagers, are also writing fan fiction, slash, and the total absolute worst, sexually explicit material! And it isn’t just heterosexual stuff that these teenies are writing! They are also writing boyslash and girlslash!

And it goes on.
EDIT: And [info]zannechaos brings the CF wank to the yard.Thanks, [info]feenix. And here's a summary of the tl;dr.



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[info]charmian
2005-11-07 03:09 am UTC (link)
I never thought I'd see the "it takes a village yadda yadda" meme in the context of teaching kids how to write realistic pr0n.

If it really is just about sex education, don't kids these days know how to use google?

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[info]rogue
2005-11-07 03:10 am UTC (link)
... It's fanfiction.

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[info]lady_january
2005-11-07 03:22 am UTC (link)
I saw that the other day and I have yet to figure out if that's sarcasm ranting about naive teens writing sex and getting their education from other written form of sex on the Intarweb, thus making their writing lack morals and in the end, only spreading false information on sex....or if they're that terribly blockheaded. I think I like choice A.

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[info]miss_kitten
2005-11-07 03:28 am UTC (link)
If intarwebs villagers really are contributing to the upbringing of my hypothetical children, I think it's time to move to a new 'burb.

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[info]sarajayechan
2005-11-07 03:39 am UTC (link)
I knew it. Totally knew it.

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[info]aerobot
2005-11-07 03:45 am UTC (link)
So, basically, what I get from this tl;dr post is that smut should be educational for the sake of the children?

...

Way to ruin all the fun, buddy. That's what sex ed websites are for.

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[info]sunhawk
2005-11-07 03:47 am UTC (link)
when will people learn that a huge part of the internet is for adults by adults? God forbid i just be an adult on the internet and talk about adult things and write about adult things like sex heh heh.

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[info]oxydosic
2005-11-07 03:48 am UTC (link)
*Whips out slash OT3 icon* Represent!

WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN??

They think about hot sweaty manlove you. Covered in flavored oil.

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[info]wolfshark
2005-11-07 03:54 am UTC (link)
Next thing you know, she won't want us writing about vampires or 'bots or stargates cause none of that is real, you know...

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[info]darthmaligna
2005-11-07 04:01 am UTC (link)
I read the Sith Academy when I was 13, and because it was so non-educational, I've spent the past five years getting relationship advice from my cat.

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but do you find yourself in the kitchen getting your cat tuna after it waves a paw? - [info]telesilla, 2005-11-07 06:17 am UTC
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[info]drworm
2005-11-07 04:01 am UTC (link)
Where's the funny in all this? Damnation, fanficrants, TL;DR.

Quick, someone tell me a joke before I start taking the Internet this seriously... HURRY!

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[info]xero_sky
2005-11-07 04:04 am UTC (link)
After two attempts, I still can't get through that pile of tl;dr. Something about sex and teenagers, I think, and since I don't particularly want to be thinking about those two things together, I'm gonna go over here and write porn.

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[info]c_chan
2005-11-07 04:08 am UTC (link)
Oh noes! Teens are still writing slash!

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[info]rotten_fish
2005-11-07 04:09 am UTC (link)
Dude. WTF.

Didn't this guy come on F_W before? Ha ha, pun!

Summary, for those that don't want to read it all: TEENS are in fandoms. This is BAD. TEENS like SEX, and they're WRITING it and READING it. This is WORSE. Teens DON'T KNOW what they're TALKING about. This is WORSTEST. Because of their OFFENSIVE IGNORANCE, they are HOMOPHOBES and MYSOGYNISTS, not just STUPID KIDS who write BAD FANFICTION, but that is also HORRIBLE. They must be EDUCATED. But, ZOMG OPPRESHUN!!!11!!, the PRUDES aren't letting us EDUCATE them! We must THROW OFF our SHACKLES and FIRE LAZERS at our OPPRESSORS and FREE the IMPRISONED minds of the teenagers' LIBIDOS, like in that COOL Sci-Fi channel movie that was on LAST WEEK! It is our MORAL OBLIGATION. My OPINION on this matter is TOTALLY VALID, even though I am just a WANKY EGOTIST with DELUSIONS of ALTRUISTIC GRANDEUR and NO ONE really GIVES A SHIT. FANDOM, and also the INTERNET, is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS, and the HAWT SEXX0RS is NOT to be taken LIGHTLY.

ETA: STOP MOCKING ME ON TEH INTERNET.

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[info]kijikun
2005-11-07 04:14 am UTC (link)
Yes teens are reading and writing fanfiction.

Won't someone think about them?

They think of us.

Naked.

With bad dialouge.

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[info]hearsawho
2005-11-07 04:15 am UTC (link)
Fanfic isn't a teacher. Fanfic doesn't want to be a teacher. What it wants to do is bend Sex Ed over the desk and give it a good kinky fucking.

Get your priorities straight.

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(no subject) - [info]felinephoenix, 2005-11-07 10:58 am UTC
Your wish is my command. Femslash, even. - [info]lizzypaul, 2005-11-07 12:32 pm UTC
Part Two. - [info]lizzypaul, 2005-11-07 12:32 pm UTC
Re: Your wish is my command. Femslash, even. - [info]felinephoenix, 2005-11-07 02:25 pm UTC

[info]ladybirdsleeps
2005-11-07 04:16 am UTC (link)
I've read that damn thing twice and even though I still can't figure out what the point is, I feel like arguing just out of principle.

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(no subject) - [info]hearsawho, 2005-11-07 04:38 am UTC

[info]somnambulicious
2005-11-07 04:17 am UTC (link)
Dear lord_gribeau,

Could you please be a little more condescending and underestimate the intelligence of your audience more in your next post? I don't think you're trying hard enough, and I know you can do better.

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[info]msmanna
2005-11-07 04:33 am UTC (link)
Damn. You know, I've written more than one piece of fanfiction in which the faster-than-light travel completely ignored the laws of physics. Now I feel so bad about the untold damage done to future generations of science students. If only I'd thought to pause the action for a moment and tell the teenagers that no, really, e=mc2!

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[info]hitsuzen
2005-11-07 04:35 am UTC (link)
Boy, did that take a while to end up here.

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[info]feenix
2005-11-07 04:36 am UTC (link)
...

Congratulations to [info]zannechaos for bringing in the Childfree wank! (Even though, like, no one said anything about CF.)

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thefirebottle
2005-11-07 04:38 am UTC (link)
There are so many different kinds of tl;dr being thrown around in that thread, I'm not even going to bother.

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(Anonymous)
2005-11-07 05:02 am UTC (link)
Fanfic gay sex is consequence free? There is both a flaw in his argument and an issue he's failed to address: mpreg. Just think what that fanfic trend is doing to those impressionable teen minds.

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