There is a post in Fanficrants about teenagers writing slash

I’ve got a secret for you. It is big; it's juicy. I don’t want you to share it with others. Please, don’t read further unless you can keep a secret: There are teens in fandom. There are teens reading fan fiction. There are teens reading slash. There are teens reading sexually explicit fan fiction. Horror of horrors, these teens aged thirteen to nineteen are doing something much worse. This is the really secret part. Cross your fingers and swear to die. Don’t mention it to anyone: This evil fan fiction species, these teenagers, are also writing fan fiction, slash, and the total absolute worst, sexually explicit material! And it isn’t just heterosexual stuff that these teenies are writing! They are also writing boyslash and girlslash!

And it goes on.
EDIT: And

zannechaos brings the CF wank to the yard.Thanks,

feenix. And here's a summary of the tl;dr.

(Read comments) - (Post a new comment)

rotten_fish
2005-11-07 04:09 am UTC (link)

Dude. WTF.

Didn't this guy come on F_W before? Ha ha, pun!

Summary, for those that don't want to read it all: TEENS are in fandoms. This is BAD. TEENS like SEX, and they're WRITING it and READING it. This is WORSE. Teens DON'T KNOW what they're TALKING about. This is WORSTEST. Because of their OFFENSIVE IGNORANCE, they are HOMOPHOBES and MYSOGYNISTS, not just STUPID KIDS who write BAD FANFICTION, but that is also HORRIBLE. They must be EDUCATED. But, ZOMG OPPRESHUN!!!11!!, the PRUDES aren't letting us EDUCATE them! We must THROW OFF our SHACKLES and FIRE LAZERS at our OPPRESSORS and FREE the IMPRISONED minds of the teenagers' LIBIDOS, like in that COOL Sci-Fi channel movie that was on LAST WEEK! It is our MORAL OBLIGATION. My OPINION on this matter is TOTALLY VALID, even though I am just a WANKY EGOTIST with DELUSIONS of ALTRUISTIC GRANDEUR and NO ONE really GIVES A SHIT. FANDOM, and also the INTERNET, is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS, and the HAWT SEXX0RS is NOT to be taken LIGHTLY.

ETA: STOP MOCKING ME ON TEH INTERNET.

(Reply to this)(Thread)

	drworm 2005-11-07 04:11 am UTC (link)
	We must THROW OFF our SHACKLES and FIRE LAZERS at our OPPRESSORS and FREE the IMPRISONED minds of the teenagers' LIBIDOS, like in that COOL Sci-Fi channel movie that was on LAST WEEK! FOR THE WIN! Naw, seriously, this comment... yep, you got it just about right, I think. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	rotten_fish 2005-11-07 04:14 am UTC (link)
	Thankees! =) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	nima_skysong 2005-11-07 05:04 am UTC (link)
	Ten million points! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2005-11-07 05:39 am UTC (link)
	Thaks for the Cliffs Notes version. Personally, I'm all for handing the grubby little brats a pack of Trojans and telling them to figure it out themselves. I'm busy. ~~Writing Pr0n. In the dark.~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)

(Deleted post)

mcity
2005-11-07 06:28 am UTC (link)
You have a spring up your rear?
(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

rotten_fish
2005-11-07 06:32 am UTC (link)
The wonderful thing about Camilla
Camilla's a wonderful thing
Her top's made out of rubber
Her bottom's made out of spring...

Muwhehehehe..
(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

jaseroque
2005-11-07 02:51 pm UTC (link)
... my chiiildhooood...
(Reply to this)(Parent)

skewed_tartan
2005-11-07 10:00 am UTC (link)
It makes so much sense now...if they only gave classes on how to write pr0n, imangine the utopia life would be then!
(Reply to this)(Parent)

sarajayechan
2005-11-07 05:53 pm UTC (link)
Actually, it's more like:

"MORE EDUCATIONAL FANFIC FOR TODAY'S UNINFORMED BRAIN-DEAD TEENIES WHO DON'T KNOW ANYTHING BECAUSE FANDOM IS TEH EVOL AND WRITES EVERYTHING FOR PLEASURE AND NOT TO RAISE CHILDREN ON THE INTERNET!!!"
(Reply to this)(Parent)

narcissam
2005-11-07 06:56 pm UTC (link)
Thanks for the summary. You've saved me a lot of pain reading the original.
(Reply to this)(Parent)

ciaan
2005-11-11 06:25 am UTC (link)
The scary thing is, I actually have seen a movie about freeing the imprisoned minds of the teenagers libidos. My sister and I thought it was a sci-fi comedy, and then when we rented it we learned it was really soft-core porn.

It's called Test Tube Teens From The Year Two Thousand. They live in an evil totalitarian society where sex is outlawed, and so they have to go back in time to satisfy their horny urges and, spoiler spoiler, bring the joys of sex to the woman who founded that totalitarian society, thus changing history and freeing everyone to make sweet sweet love.
(Reply to this)(Parent)

(Read comments) -