Gaia Kills Santa, Parent Flips Out
A wee little wank, but something we haven't had in a while.

Gaia Online is a forum site with avatars you can dress up. It's rated PG-13. It hosts events (special occasions when users can gain special items for their avatars)every so often, especially around the holidays.

Gaia had a Halloween event that...didn't go over very well. So the admins updated the storyline, with Santa Clause accusing Jack (the Halloween spokesman) of encouraging people to be Greedy and Elitist. (As well as having a pants fetish, and not being able to count.) Jack shows up, punches Santa, and (supposedly) kills him.

Or at least leaves him really, really close to death.

A parent objects. People tell him to chill out.

So he posts it again, in a different forum.

ETA: The comic that scarred the CHILDRUN!