Scans_daily: why can't we all just read and understand the user info?
Today, on a special episode of scans_daily: slash wank. (Again.)

Jeepers! The lascivious villain teh_no has posted femslash scans and fantasized about group girl sex! Nooooo!!! Who will save us all from the implied gay?

This looks like a job for our wankers heroes:

• gl_earthprime, who can type! His/her initial comment may look offensive to some, but it totally isn't because he included a winking smiley!
  
• dariodevil, who possesses the ability to be apologetic and rude at the same time, and also can shake his cane really hard at these damn kids today!
  
• specialagentm, whose superpowers include insulting fanficcers! His/her weakness is a crippling inability to read beyond the text!

Together, they get their asses handed to them by the slashers FIGHT SUBTEXT!!

ETA: Now with special guest star, the mod!