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telophase ([info]telophase) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-11-16 09:26:00
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Keith Urban IZ NOT GAY!
Starletto posts about the rumor that Nicole Kidman and country singer Keith Urban are dating, and reports that she is unable to find a photo of Urban that does not look gay. Fairly obviously over-the-top and about teh_funneh, not about seriously examining and discussing Urban's sexuality.

At least one would think it was obvious, until the Urbanites show up and start squawking in the comments.

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[info]rachel_pi
2005-11-16 05:43 pm UTC (link)
Those pictures are pretty damn gay.

And really, these people are not making me want to listen to Keith Urban's music. Apparently it destroys one's sense of humor and ability to recognize teh funneh.

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[info]candy
2005-11-17 01:39 am UTC (link)
Except that I'm a Keith Urban fan and I think this is *hilarious* *g*

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[info]maev_connacht
2005-11-16 05:59 pm UTC (link)
For some reason the pictures are empty, sad, gayness-free boxes. I am left unfulfilled.

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[info]telophase
2005-11-16 06:00 pm UTC (link)
Strange, that. They're fine for me. Hm.

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jenova
2005-11-16 06:06 pm UTC (link)
Ahaha, hilarious article. Screw the wankers, gay jokes may my day better.

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[info]koipool
2005-11-16 06:07 pm UTC (link)
Augh. One of my biggest pet peeves, EVER, is comments like "OMG, he's not gay. He's talented and sexy."

WTF, is there a reason he can't be both?

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[info]masanbol
2005-11-16 06:39 pm UTC (link)
Wordy McWord. I hate that assumption.

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[info]wankprophet
2005-11-16 06:59 pm UTC (link)
Because gay people are fah-bulush and hawt, bay-beh. So those comments are quite right.

Learn th' lingo, shweethaht.

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(no subject) - [info]wankismyfandom, 2005-11-17 06:35 am UTC
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[info]elektra3
2005-11-16 06:12 pm UTC (link)
How exactly does someone "look gay"? Does the Bureau of All Things Faaaaaabulous issue identity tags?

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(no subject) - [info]telophase, 2005-11-16 06:16 pm UTC
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[info]cycnus
2005-11-16 06:14 pm UTC (link)
Hot damn. I didn't know Keith Urban was sexy! Gimme a man in a pink shirt any day.

...what?

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(no subject) - [info]justicepeckham, 2005-11-16 06:18 pm UTC
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(Anonymous)
2005-11-16 06:36 pm UTC (link)
This is a pearl :
Did your mama not teach you a few things in life? Like simply, "If you have something nice to say, don't say nothing at all."

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[info]splorch
2005-11-16 06:49 pm UTC (link)
Huh.

After reading this wank, I mostly want to see Karl Urban and Keith Urban snogging. That would be pretty. And gay.

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(no subject) - [info]rachel_pi, 2005-11-16 07:01 pm UTC
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(Anonymous)
2005-11-16 07:01 pm UTC (link)
Well, duh. They're both gay:

http://khaokal.netslums.com/nicomi/

Ani Mouse

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(no subject) - [info]kalicephirot, 2005-11-16 09:57 pm UTC
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[info]wrongly_amused
2005-11-16 07:01 pm UTC (link)
I wish people would learn to separate reality from biting humor? Geez. I adore Keith Urban, and even I've poked at his vogueing.

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[info]doroc_sabah
2005-11-16 07:29 pm UTC (link)
God, that guy is HOT. I dearly hope he's gay.

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WTF ICON? - [info]skarrow, 2005-11-17 01:38 am UTC

[info]mistressrenet
2005-11-16 08:14 pm UTC (link)
::dies laughing::

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[info]kalicephirot
2005-11-16 09:54 pm UTC (link)
Whym, why, why, hellooo there, HEEEEELLOOOOO NURSE! I don't care if he's gay or straight, just keep up the Hot, dude!

(What a lucky, lucky guitar)

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[info]shun_mcdaddy
2005-11-16 11:33 pm UTC (link)
Hot or not, after hearing his recent single, 'Days goes by', 5 times a day at an Eckerd I work at, I wanted to unplug whatever wire was connected to the pipe radio so I wouldn't have to hear that damn song anymore.

Sorry.:/

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*Gah* - [info]shun_mcdaddy, 2005-11-17 02:32 am UTC
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[info]kinneas
2005-11-17 01:15 am UTC (link)
Heeeey, your icon! I know the guys who recorded that song!

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[info]batshitinsane
2005-11-17 06:22 am UTC (link)
all those people saying how hot and talented Keith Urban (who?) is, and you shouldn't call him gay because of that.

What? What? What does calling him gay have anything to do with him looking hot and being talented? Can't he be all three?

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(no subject) - [info]wankismyfandom, 2005-11-17 06:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]batshitinsane, 2005-11-17 06:44 am UTC
OMG Icon!
[info]pokecheck
2005-11-17 07:07 am UTC (link)
That would make such a great chapter for Furuba! Haru takes Tohru to a gay bar!!

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Re: OMG Icon! - [info]octopedingenue, 2005-11-17 08:21 am UTC
Re: OMG Icon! - [info]pokecheck, 2005-11-17 09:20 am UTC

[info]linzee
2005-11-17 08:52 am UTC (link)
Woah, that man is pretty. Can't tell if he is gay or not from those pictures though. He must be hiding his Seekrit Gay ID Tag in that faaaabulous thong of his. I think I'll have to have more...visual evidence. Yep. Visual evidence. More pics will be necessary.

And here I thought country music was the Land of a Thousand Red-Necked Man's Men.

Linzee

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aaargh, stupid formatting! - [info]octopedingenue, 2005-11-17 08:42 pm UTC

[info]pipssister
2005-11-17 05:25 pm UTC (link)
I thought the OP was funny. Just because I like the pissy!Nicole picture.

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redwarrior
2005-11-17 11:15 pm UTC (link)
How does someone look gay again? Oh, that's right. They're compared to a stoopid stereotype. GAAAH.

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[info]eryn
2005-11-18 08:03 am UTC (link)
Mmmm Lenny Kravitz goodness.

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